Today, However; illestville Gained a Giant Black Spot Next To it's Name That a Belt Sander Could Not Rub Away. Who Or What Created This Black Spot u Say? Well, it Was Not Known Among The Residents Who Exactly Was Responsible, But The Fear Of God Had Been Crammed Up Each Resident's Ass, as There Was a Maniac On The Loose. The Narrator Knows Everything Obviously, So i Can Tell u Right Now That The Crazed Killer Was PROPHET!
Dusk Swept Over illestville Like a Plague, Streetlights Lit Up Along The Roads Like a Mexican Wave, And Every Resident That Knew What Was Good For Them Stayed indoors. This Advice, However, Did Not Apply To Kurse And Minos, Who Decided To Walk The Streets in Hope Of Some Kind Of Adrenaline Rush.
Minos: "We Are So Hardcore For Doing This Dude."
Kurse: "Animosity."
Minos: "What?"
Kurse: "Donno, Just Felt Like Saying it."
Minos: "Oh, Do u Think We're The Only Guys Out?"
Kurse: "Well i Mean, i Know Complexity Will Be inside, When isn't He!?"
Minos: "Lmao."
Minos And Kurse Sat Down On The Curb, in Front Of a House With No Lights On. The Streets Were Silent, u Could Hear a Pin Drop From The Other End Of Town if u Listened Carefully Enough.
Kurse: "Man, What Difference Does it Make if ur Lights Are On Anyway?"
Minos: "Word, it's Not a Fucking Blitz."
Suddenly, The Door Of The House Creaked Open And Both Men Turned Their Heads in a Flash. Kurse Then Let Out a Sigh Of Relief When He Noticed That it Was Only Drunken Jesus!
Drunken Jesus: "Oh u Guys Stole My idea.
"Kurse: "DJ Wtf u Don't Live in That House, Do u??"
Drunken Jesus: "Nah Yo, Booty Call, i Couldn't Stay There Any Longer."
Minos: "Liar, That's ur Grandma's House, Ms. Killah."
Drunken Jesus:
Kurse: "LOL"
Drunken Jesus: "i Was Just Checking Up On Her...."
Minos: "Well u Can Join Us On Our Journey."
Drunken Jesus: "i Don't Want To Join u Losers On ur Journey, All ur Doing is Trying To Get Some Excitement in ur Pathetic Lives, im Living The Life Of a Don."
Kurse: "The Don Has To Visit Grandma??"
Drunken Jesus: "Seeing Me For 5 Minutes is The Only Thing That Keeps Her Living Her Pathetic Life."
Kurse & Minos: "k."
Drunken Jesus: "im Going Home Now To Make Beats And Talk To Domino On Msn While u Losers Walk The Streets in Hope That The Killer Finds u And Ends ur Pathetic Lives."
Drunken Jesus Turned Around And Made His Way Home, He Had Only Taken Two Paces Before Minos Threw a Stone at His Head, And Ran, Kurse Trailing Behind Him. Minos And Kurse Made it To The Playpark Just in Time Before Running Out Of Breath. They Both Sat Down On The Swings Under an Orange Streetlight.
Kurse: "Minos, There's Something ive Always Wanted To Tell u."
Minos:
Kurse: "Lol Jk Fag"
Minos:
"HELP, u Guys GET ME DOWNNNN!" Came a Voice From Behind Them, it Was Big P With His Ass Stuck in The Basketball Hoop!
"HELP!" He Screamed. "i Don't Want The Killer To Catch Me!"
Minos: "Stfu Fgt."
Big P: "Make Me!"
Kurse And Minos, Already Sick Of Big P; Got Up And Left The Swings, Leaving Big P To Starve/Get Butchered. They Walked Down Another Long Street, This One Just as Silent as The Rest Of Town. Trees Lined The Road, Creating Shadows That Could Be Mistaken For Anything Under The Eerie Glow Of The Streetlights.
Minos: "Now This is What im Talkin About!"
Minos: "Kurse!?"
"ur On ur Own Buddy!" Kurse Exclaimed, Running Down a Path That Led To.... Somewhere?
"Bitch!" Shouted Minos, Running After Him, While Being Chased By a Man Dressed in a Spandex Batman Costume And Wielding a Machete.
Kurse And Minos Continued Down The Long And Winding Path, Unable To See And With Their Hands in Front Of Their Eyes in Case There Were Any Low Branches. Prophet Chased After Them And Almost Caught Minos With The Machete But Failing, And Tripping Over a Rock. Kurse Pointed To a House With The Back Light On, So Both Men Hopped The Fence And Burst in Through The Door. a Skinny Man Sat inside The Dark House at His Computer, The Light From The Monitor illuminating The Walls.
Complexity: "Listen Faggots, Why Are u Here? im Fucking Busy."
Kurse: "Uh, Why Are u Only Wearing Boxers?"
Complexity: "What's The Point in Getting Dressed When im Not Leaving Bitch?"
Kurse: "Oh, Hey Plex, Didn't Recognise u in The Dark There."
Complexity: "Seriously, What The Fuck Do u Guys Want? im BUSY Playing SecondLife, That Bitch Domino Stood Me Up Again."
"Ding-a-Ling!" Went The Computer.
Complexity: "Brb Guys i Have an IM."
Kurse And Minos Peered at The Screen, The IM Was From Domino, And it Read;
"LOL FAG."
Complexity Typed "Fuck You" into The Box And Stood Up Again.
Complexity: "Did u Faggots Leave My Door Open? u Did Know There is a Killer On The Loose? idiots?"
Minos: "Nah, We Just Barged in For Nothing."
Complexity: "Then Fuck Off, i Don't Want Killed Over u Guys, Leave Me in Peace. IM BUSY!"
a Noise Came From The Kitchen, So Complexity Went To Check it Out, Secretly Hoping it Was The Killer So He Could Be a Hero And Maybe Gain Some Friends.
Complexity: "Listen FaAAARRRGGGHHHH ASJKFHKLSDG!!!!!!!"
Kurse And Minos Gazed in Horror as Complexity Fell To The Floor a Bloody Mess. Prophet Pulled The Machete Out And Tried Throwing it at Minos, instead it Stuck in The Wall Right Next To His Head.
Minos & Kurse: "AAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!"
Another Chase Followed, This Time Prophet Tripped Over The Stairs And Fell Unconscious. Kurse And Minos Stole His Machete, And Crept Out Of The House, Locking The Doors.
Kurse: "Remind Me To Post That Plex Died in illest News."
Minos: "Well i Mean, Ok."
Both Men, Now Tired as Hell, Continued Down The Forest Path From Earlier, Occassionally Jumping Whenever a Bird Made a Noise in The Trees.
Kurse: "Aha, There's Another House With a Light On, Let's Go There And Ask To Use Their Phone."
Minos: "We Could've Just Used Plex's Phone u Fag."
Kurse: "i Was in Shock Ok!"
They Carried On Down The Path, And into The Garden Of The Next House. Kurse Knocked The Door......................... No Answer.
Minos: "Try Opening it."
Kurse Tried Opening The Door, And Succeeded, They Both Walked in The House Which Smelled Like Weed And Had Metallica Playing Loud.
Kurse: "Where's That Coming From?"
Minos: "Upstairs."
They Crept Upstairs, So They Didn't Startle Anyone, And Looked For a Door. The Music Was Coming From The Room Straight Ahead So They Made Their Way Over And Knocked The Door.
"?" Came a Voice From inside.
Kurse: "We Need To Use The Phone, it's an Emergency."
The Door Opened, it Was Domino!
Domino: "Oh Hai Guise, u Wnna Smoke Some Bush With Me??"
Kurse: "Well i Mean, i Would if We Weren't in Such a State Of Shock. We Need To Report The Killer, He's Trapped."
Domino: "Lol @ NOT Smoking Weed When ur in Shock, u Need To Calm Down Dude."
Kurse: "Not Right Now, But Maybe Later."
Domino: "Oh, Ok, Btw Can One Of u Guys Tell Plex To Answer My Fucking IM's When u See Him, He Hasn't Spoken in Ages
."Kurse And Minos Both Looked at Each Other.
Minos: "Plex Got Killed....."
Kurse Nodded.
Domino: ":( Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!"
Kurse: "So Can We Use The Phone?"
Domino: "Sure.
"Domino Handed Kurse His New Mobile Phone Which He Just Got Today, And Kurse Dialed The Police.
Kurse: "Yeah, We Have an Emergency, Complexity Has Fallen Victim To The Killer, And We've Trapped Him in Plex's House. Btw The Killer is Prophet. You'll Be There in 2 Minutes!? Great."
Kurse Handed The Phone Back To Domino, Who Sat Down And Logged into illestlyrics.
Domino: "Hey Guise Lol Watch This."
Domino Opened a Thread Where The Last Poster Was T.K.6 And it Read;
"Haahahahhahhahaah Danm."
Domino: "Keep Watching Lulz."
Domino Then Clicked 'Post Reply' And Typed in 'u Fucking illiterate N00b u Fail The Alphabet!!!'
Kurse & Minos: ?
Domino: "Lol Didn't u See That!? im The Best Shit Talker Online!"
Kurse And Minos Both Looked at Each Other Then Shrugged.
Just Then, a Noise Came From Downstairs, it Was Prophet!
Minos Picked The Machete Up From The Floor And Ran at Prophet, Screaming Like a Monkey. Prophet Tried Running Away But Minos Lodged The Blade Right in His Kidneys, But Not Killing Him.
Domino: "Word."
Kurse Once Again Called The Police And Asked Them To Come To Domino's House.
Prophet: "im.... im S-s-sorry F-for Killing Those Pe-e-e-ople."
Minos: ":( it's Ok, Just Don't Do it Again."
Prophet: "i Don't Think im Gnna Last Much Longer."
He Really Wasn't, He Was Lying in a Pool Of His Own Blood And Gasping For Air. it Would've Been a Miracle if He Was Still Alive When The Police Arrived.
5 Minutes Later, The Police Came into Domino's House, With a Bodybag.
Lawgix: "is Anyone Here injured?"
Everyone Shook Their Head.
Lawgix: "Ok, But is That Weed i Smell?"
Kurse And Minos Moved Out Of The Way To Reveal Domino, Standing There With His Joint.
Domino: "Oh... Shit."
Lawgix And RH1NO Both Put Domino in Cuffs Before Escorting Him Out To The Policecar For Possession Of Marijuana.
Domino: "u Know u Didn't Have To Make Me Sit Next To a Dead Body."
THE END.
