ULTIMATE WARRIOR RETURNS

[complexity]

http://forums.sohh.com/showthread.php?t=1011420

FROM THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN OF ENLIGHTENMENT THE MOST EXTRAORDINARY HUMAN BEING OF OUR SPECIES RETURNS TO HIS PLATFORM OF GREATNESS WHICH IS THE SQUARED CIRCLE WHERE HE WILL DESTROY ALL BREATHING CREATURES IN UNDER SIXTY SECONDS LIKE HE DID TO TRIPLE H IN 97 AT WRESTLE MANIA, THIS WILL BE THE MOST MIRACULOUS FEAT IN THE HISTORY OF WRESTLING AND OUR SOCIETY, PLEASE TUNE IN ON THE SPECIFIED DATE IN THAT ARTICLE FOR THE EPIC RETURN OF THE MAN WHO CAN ONLY BE DESCRIBED AS A WARRIOR

THANK YOU COMPLEXITY AND DRUNKEN JESUS

[Momeijah]

Man i Used To Just Piss Myself Laughing at His Matches He Was Like Some Weird Crazy Monkey.