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INTERNET MAN PT. 1
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INTERNET MAN PT. 1
LOL THIS IS TEH R0XX0RZ AND IF EWE DONT GET THIS U FAIL AT TEH INTERWEBZ.
He Was an Average-Man, But Always Living From His Daddy's-Hand.
in His Basement, Surrounded By Washing And Drying Granny-Pants.
He Wielded His Mouse, And Set Out To Battle-it-With..
Guys Who Were Just Like He, But Now This Man-is-a-Myth.
He Started Off an Average internetter, With No Job And No Friends.
Fat as a Motherfucker, He'd Been Sitting Online Since He Was Ten.
After Years Of Experience, Mastering The Art Of internet.
He Made a Vow, To Kill All N00bz, And Sentence Lurkers To Death.
Failure Was Not an Option, He Was The Leet-Of-The-Leet.
His Life Was Now Dedicated, His Chair Sucked Him in, Like The Seat-Was-a-Leech.
Armed With His Wits, Links, Torrents, Noodz And Warez That He'd Gathered.
He Christened Himself as 'INTERNET MAN'; THE ONLINE GRANDFATHER!!!
Yeah... i Wasnt Tryin Lol i Wrote it in 5 Mins, Ask Plex.
http://www.illestlyrics.com/board/post49128.html#49128
He Was an Average-Man, But Always Living From His Daddy's-Hand.
in His Basement, Surrounded By Washing And Drying Granny-Pants.
He Wielded His Mouse, And Set Out To Battle-it-With..
Guys Who Were Just Like He, But Now This Man-is-a-Myth.
He Started Off an Average internetter, With No Job And No Friends.
Fat as a Motherfucker, He'd Been Sitting Online Since He Was Ten.
After Years Of Experience, Mastering The Art Of internet.
He Made a Vow, To Kill All N00bz, And Sentence Lurkers To Death.
Failure Was Not an Option, He Was The Leet-Of-The-Leet.
His Life Was Now Dedicated, His Chair Sucked Him in, Like The Seat-Was-a-Leech.
Armed With His Wits, Links, Torrents, Noodz And Warez That He'd Gathered.
He Christened Himself as 'INTERNET MAN'; THE ONLINE GRANDFATHER!!!
Yeah... i Wasnt Tryin Lol i Wrote it in 5 Mins, Ask Plex.
http://www.illestlyrics.com/board/post49128.html#49128


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its was pretty good. reminded me of the south park war of the warcraft episode.
After Years Of Experience, Mastering The Art Of internet.
He Made a Vow, To Kill All N00bz, And Sentence Lurkers To Death.
^ha.
The lyrics themselves where decent. You had a good amount of multis and the flow was on point. Obviously could have been better, but you said yourself you didnt spend much time on it. and jeah, stay up.
After Years Of Experience, Mastering The Art Of internet.
He Made a Vow, To Kill All N00bz, And Sentence Lurkers To Death.
^ha.
The lyrics themselves where decent. You had a good amount of multis and the flow was on point. Obviously could have been better, but you said yourself you didnt spend much time on it. and jeah, stay up.
what a weirdo haha
this was good
i liked it cuz it was different
straight from the mind of domino
He Was an Average-Man, But Always Living From His Daddy's-Hand.
in His Basement, Surrounded By Washing And Drying Granny-Pants.
^^we all been there lol
good shit like readin your off the wall stuff..always interesting
this was good
i liked it cuz it was different
straight from the mind of domino
He Was an Average-Man, But Always Living From His Daddy's-Hand.
in His Basement, Surrounded By Washing And Drying Granny-Pants.
^^we all been there lol
good shit like readin your off the wall stuff..always interesting
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It had to come from a Brit.. lol
And u made me laugh!! Props 2 u, the Internet Man!
I don't really see any reason for analyzing this piece, cause all it was meant to be was funny.. some good multies tho, gon read the rest of your scriptures now.. since u've gon all bananas on your pen lately.. keep it uuuup
And u made me laugh!! Props 2 u, the Internet Man!
I don't really see any reason for analyzing this piece, cause all it was meant to be was funny.. some good multies tho, gon read the rest of your scriptures now.. since u've gon all bananas on your pen lately.. keep it uuuup
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