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PLEX AND DOUBLE'S FANFUCKINGTABULOUS SURVEY
0. What is your name?
1. If you could spit on britney spears, without being caught, would you?
2. Have you ever kissed anything aside from a human being, what was it?
3. If you could tell george bush one thing, what would it be?
4. Whats the biggest thing you've ever killed?
5. Whats the nastiest thing you've ever taken a picture of?
6. What is the oddest enviroment you've peed in?
7. Whats the nastiest thing you've ever picked up?
8. What do you hate the most' bout your physical self?
9. Do you flush AND wash ALL the time?
10. Do you ever take the phone to the can with you?
11. What's the nastiest thing you have ever taken a picture of?
12 (guys) would you wax your stomach for a girl?
12b. (girls) Would you cut off all your hair for a guy?
13. If you ever have kids, what will be the reason?
14. Have you ever gotten your tounge stuck to something metal?
15. Would you rather have aids or have no legs and one arm?
16. Where is your favorite place to be?
17. Who would you most like to meet that is not famous?
18. One person from your past you wish you could go back and talk to?
19. If you could go into the future and tell yourself one thing, what would it be?
20. Favorite physical feature of the opposite sex?
21. Least favorite place to be?
22. Do you believe in an afterlife?
22b. Would you go to heaven or hell, if so?
23. Identify some things surrounding your computer?
24. Do you prefer large crowds or small groups?
25. So you wake up, and there's this person beside you. They seem to be pretty happy and naked, and you're thinking, hey, where's my arm? Was it a friday or a tuesday, what building are you in, and what kind of bed is it?
26. If you were chillin, minding you own business, and all of a sudden a barrage of wild goats came and attacked everyone in sight, what kind of pants would you be wearing?
27. Life is going well, you have money and a great family. Someone comes along that completely changes your life and you instantly fall in love, which is involuntary. What do you do?
28. Would you rather be camping or staying at a hotel?
29. Do you have Piercings/tattoos?
29a. If you got any/more, what would you want where would you want them?
29b. Are you ever going to get any?
30. What's the stupidest thing u have ever done?
31. Last dream you can remember?
32. Do you have a talent that nobody on Illest knows about?
33. If you could change one thing about yourself what would it be?
34. Are you more afraid to be old and grey or young and dead?
35. Is cheerleading a sport?
36. How many licks does it take to get to the centre of a tootsie pop?
37. You ever got an advance from a friend of the same sex?
38. Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
39. Which is worse: someone with an annoying voice talking to you or someone that keeps sniffling?
39b. Someone that keeps changing the channels on you or someone that flips the radio?
40. Do u believe in love at first sight
40b. If no, Do you believe in love at all?
41. Name 2 bands/genres most people don't know you like?
42. Name 3 habits you have?
43. Name a random fact about yourself?
44. Silver, gold or platinum?
45. Silly or serious relationship?
46. Have you ever disected something?
47. Favourite Sports athlete?
48. Name 3 drinks you regularly drink?
49. Name something you'd never wear?
50. Name four scents you love?
51. Would you rather go on a date with someone you were having a relationship with or go on a vacation with a friend?
52. Paper or plastic?
53. Sausage or pepperoni?
54. What is the hardest thing you've ever done?
55. Can you unhook a bra with only one hand?
56. Croutons or Bacon Bits?
57. 7up or Sprite?
58. Favorite Cartoon Character?
59. Reason For being in the hospital last?
60. Most annoying question people ask you?
61. Last Movie you saw in the theater?
62. Are you double jointed?
63. Can you raise one eyebrow at a time?
64. Can you blow smoke rings?
65. Can you roll your tongue?
66. Scrabble or Monopoly?
67. Can you flare your nostrils?
68. Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it?
69. What utensils, if any, do you use to eat pizza?
70. Do you cook?
71. How often do you shower/bathe?
72. Hair drying method?
73. Are you a spitter?
74. Favourite clothing brand?
75. Shoe brand?
76. Name one thing you are obsessed with?
77.Have you ever skinny-dipped with the opposite sex?
b. Same sex??
78. What's your sleeping position?
79. Do you use a blanket even when it's hot out?
80. Pool or hot tub?
81. Rain or Snow?
82. Whats the last CD that you went out and bought?
83. What's more important? Strong in body or strong in mind?
84. Dream Car?
85. Whats in the trunk of your car?
86. Whats the first thing you do when you wake up in the morning?
87. Storms - badass or scary?
88. Where do you shop at the most?
89. What sports, if any, do you play?
90. What turns you on?
91. What turns you off?
92. Do you hope to turn out like your parents?
93. Are you a morning person?
94. Do you go to church?
95.Do you have a job? If so, what is it. If not, why the fuck not?
96. Do you believe in ghosts?
97. Do you still watch movies on VHS?
98. How do you like your women/men?
99. What is your idea of perfect happiness?
100. Which historical figure do you most identify with?
101. What is the trait you most deplore in others?
102. What do you consider your greatest achievement?
103. If you could be granted one wish, what would it be?
104. What would eat if you had no ethics?
105. If you had to exist on one food for the rest of your life, what would it be?
106. What would you eat for your last meal on earth?
107. Pick up the closest book and write a sentence at random from it
.
108. Would you rather chew gum or use mouthwash and why?
109. Was fuzzy wuzzy a bear?
110. Have you ever lied to get off the phone or out of talking to someone online?
111. What's your favorite color of post-it note?
112. What would you say is the most daring thing to do in a lifetime?
113. What's the first thing you do when you sign on to Illest?
114. Have you ever went directly from Illest to porn or the other way around?
115. Are you on any forums that you'd rather not admit?
116. Have you ever left someone feedback but didn't read or listen to the entire piece?
117. Is there someone you think is completely horrible, but you're friends with them and lie?
118. Who on Illest would you most like to get drunk with of the opposite sex.?
b. same sex?
119. Would you consider yourself out of shape?
120. The best kind of sex is:
1. If you could spit on britney spears, without being caught, would you?
2. Have you ever kissed anything aside from a human being, what was it?
3. If you could tell george bush one thing, what would it be?
4. Whats the biggest thing you've ever killed?
5. Whats the nastiest thing you've ever taken a picture of?
6. What is the oddest enviroment you've peed in?
7. Whats the nastiest thing you've ever picked up?
8. What do you hate the most' bout your physical self?
9. Do you flush AND wash ALL the time?
10. Do you ever take the phone to the can with you?
11. What's the nastiest thing you have ever taken a picture of?
12 (guys) would you wax your stomach for a girl?
12b. (girls) Would you cut off all your hair for a guy?
13. If you ever have kids, what will be the reason?
14. Have you ever gotten your tounge stuck to something metal?
15. Would you rather have aids or have no legs and one arm?
16. Where is your favorite place to be?
17. Who would you most like to meet that is not famous?
18. One person from your past you wish you could go back and talk to?
19. If you could go into the future and tell yourself one thing, what would it be?
20. Favorite physical feature of the opposite sex?
21. Least favorite place to be?
22. Do you believe in an afterlife?
22b. Would you go to heaven or hell, if so?
23. Identify some things surrounding your computer?
24. Do you prefer large crowds or small groups?
25. So you wake up, and there's this person beside you. They seem to be pretty happy and naked, and you're thinking, hey, where's my arm? Was it a friday or a tuesday, what building are you in, and what kind of bed is it?
26. If you were chillin, minding you own business, and all of a sudden a barrage of wild goats came and attacked everyone in sight, what kind of pants would you be wearing?
27. Life is going well, you have money and a great family. Someone comes along that completely changes your life and you instantly fall in love, which is involuntary. What do you do?
28. Would you rather be camping or staying at a hotel?
29. Do you have Piercings/tattoos?
29a. If you got any/more, what would you want where would you want them?
29b. Are you ever going to get any?
30. What's the stupidest thing u have ever done?
31. Last dream you can remember?
32. Do you have a talent that nobody on Illest knows about?
33. If you could change one thing about yourself what would it be?
34. Are you more afraid to be old and grey or young and dead?
35. Is cheerleading a sport?
36. How many licks does it take to get to the centre of a tootsie pop?
37. You ever got an advance from a friend of the same sex?
38. Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
39. Which is worse: someone with an annoying voice talking to you or someone that keeps sniffling?
39b. Someone that keeps changing the channels on you or someone that flips the radio?
40. Do u believe in love at first sight
40b. If no, Do you believe in love at all?
41. Name 2 bands/genres most people don't know you like?
42. Name 3 habits you have?
43. Name a random fact about yourself?
44. Silver, gold or platinum?
45. Silly or serious relationship?
46. Have you ever disected something?
47. Favourite Sports athlete?
48. Name 3 drinks you regularly drink?
49. Name something you'd never wear?
50. Name four scents you love?
51. Would you rather go on a date with someone you were having a relationship with or go on a vacation with a friend?
52. Paper or plastic?
53. Sausage or pepperoni?
54. What is the hardest thing you've ever done?
55. Can you unhook a bra with only one hand?
56. Croutons or Bacon Bits?
57. 7up or Sprite?
58. Favorite Cartoon Character?
59. Reason For being in the hospital last?
60. Most annoying question people ask you?
61. Last Movie you saw in the theater?
62. Are you double jointed?
63. Can you raise one eyebrow at a time?
64. Can you blow smoke rings?
65. Can you roll your tongue?
66. Scrabble or Monopoly?
67. Can you flare your nostrils?
68. Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it?
69. What utensils, if any, do you use to eat pizza?
70. Do you cook?
71. How often do you shower/bathe?
72. Hair drying method?
73. Are you a spitter?
74. Favourite clothing brand?
75. Shoe brand?
76. Name one thing you are obsessed with?
77.Have you ever skinny-dipped with the opposite sex?
b. Same sex??
78. What's your sleeping position?
79. Do you use a blanket even when it's hot out?
80. Pool or hot tub?
81. Rain or Snow?
82. Whats the last CD that you went out and bought?
83. What's more important? Strong in body or strong in mind?
84. Dream Car?
85. Whats in the trunk of your car?
86. Whats the first thing you do when you wake up in the morning?
87. Storms - badass or scary?
88. Where do you shop at the most?
89. What sports, if any, do you play?
90. What turns you on?
91. What turns you off?
92. Do you hope to turn out like your parents?
93. Are you a morning person?
94. Do you go to church?
95.Do you have a job? If so, what is it. If not, why the fuck not?
96. Do you believe in ghosts?
97. Do you still watch movies on VHS?
98. How do you like your women/men?
99. What is your idea of perfect happiness?
100. Which historical figure do you most identify with?
101. What is the trait you most deplore in others?
102. What do you consider your greatest achievement?
103. If you could be granted one wish, what would it be?
104. What would eat if you had no ethics?
105. If you had to exist on one food for the rest of your life, what would it be?
106. What would you eat for your last meal on earth?
107. Pick up the closest book and write a sentence at random from it
.
108. Would you rather chew gum or use mouthwash and why?
109. Was fuzzy wuzzy a bear?
110. Have you ever lied to get off the phone or out of talking to someone online?
111. What's your favorite color of post-it note?
112. What would you say is the most daring thing to do in a lifetime?
113. What's the first thing you do when you sign on to Illest?
114. Have you ever went directly from Illest to porn or the other way around?
115. Are you on any forums that you'd rather not admit?
116. Have you ever left someone feedback but didn't read or listen to the entire piece?
117. Is there someone you think is completely horrible, but you're friends with them and lie?
118. Who on Illest would you most like to get drunk with of the opposite sex.?
b. same sex?
119. Would you consider yourself out of shape?
120. The best kind of sex is:
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0. What is your name? Wild Bill
1. If you could spit on britney spears, without being caught, would you? No
2. Have you ever kissed anything aside from a human being, what was it? No
3. If you could tell george bush one thing, what would it be? Uh, Hi?
4. Whats the biggest thing you've ever killed? A snake
5. Whats the nastiest thing you've ever taken a picture of? My friend puking
6. What is the oddest enviroment you've peed in? In the woods, or in a beer bottle
7. Whats the nastiest thing you've ever picked up? My friend with puke all over him
8. What do you hate the most' bout your physical self? Uh, loose skin from losin weight
9. Do you flush AND wash ALL the time? Yeah
10. Do you ever take the phone to the can with you? Yeah, lol
11. What's the nastiest thing you have ever taken a picture of? Already asked
12 (guys) would you wax your stomach for a girl? Sure, fuck it
12b. (girls) Would you cut off all your hair for a guy?
13. If you ever have kids, what will be the reason? That I wanted to
14. Have you ever gotten your tounge stuck to something metal? No
15. Would you rather have aids or have no legs and one arm? Do I still have my dick?
16. Where is your favorite place to be? Home or with friend
17. Who would you most like to meet that is not famous? Dunno
18. One person from your past you wish you could go back and talk to? Ex girlfriend
19. If you could go into the future and tell yourself one thing, what would it be? Enroll in College faster. haha
20. Favorite physical feature of the opposite sex? Ass
21. Least favorite place to be? Hospitals
22. Do you believe in an afterlife? Ehh, I believe in ghosts
22b. Would you go to heaven or hell, if so? Dunno
23. Identify some things surrounding your computer? Spit bottle for chew, 9 empty cans of chew, alarm clock, external HD, cell phone
24. Do you prefer large crowds or small groups? Small grou
25. So you wake up, and there's this person beside you. They seem to be pretty happy and naked, and you're thinking, hey, where's my arm? Was it a friday or a tuesday, what building are you in, and what kind of bed is it? Friday, prolly a random house, dunno what bed
26. If you were chillin, minding you own business, and all of a sudden a barrage of wild goats came and attacked everyone in sight, what kind of pants would you be wearing? Faded jeans I guess
27. Life is going well, you have money and a great family. Someone comes along that completely changes your life and you instantly fall in love, which is involuntary. What do you do? Uhh, bring her along for the ride
28. Would you rather be camping or staying at a hotel? Hotel
29. Do you have Piercings/tattoos? I have a tattoo that takes up most of my upper arm
29a. If you got any/more, what would you want where would you want them? Left upper arm, around my right forearm, and maybe one along my shoulder blades
29b. Are you ever going to get any? Come on now
30. What's the stupidest thing u have ever done? Chugged half a bottle of Tequila
31. Last dream you can remember? Cant remember
32. Do you have a talent that nobody on Illest knows about? Yes
33. If you could change one thing about yourself what would it be? Get ripped
34. Are you more afraid to be old and grey or young and dead? Young and dead
35. Is cheerleading a sport? I could care less
36. How many licks does it take to get to the centre of a tootsie pop? No clue
37. You ever got an advance from a friend of the same sex? Unfortunatley
38. Which came first, the chicken or the egg? The egg
39. Which is worse: someone with an annoying voice talking to you or someone that keeps sniffling? Sniffling
39b. Someone that keeps changing the channels on you or someone that flips the radio? CHannels
40. Do u believe in love at first sight - Not reallly
40b. If no, Do you believe in love at all? Yes
41. Name 2 bands/genres most people don't know you like? Techno and Metal - Scooter and Amorphis
42. Name 3 habits you have? Chewing tobacco, sleeping in, dont have another
43. Name a random fact about yourself? Im double jointed
44. Silver, gold or platinum? Platinum?
45. Silly or serious relationship? Serious
46. Have you ever disected something? Yes
47. Favourite Sports athlete? Too many to name
48. Name 3 drinks you regularly drink? Coke, water, Orange Juice
49. Name something you'd never wear? Flares, lol
50. Name four scents you love? Girls perfume on a girl, my cologne, Citrus Pouches, Italian food
51. Would you rather go on a date with someone you were having a relationship with or go on a vacation with a friend? Yeah
52. Paper or plastic? Paper?
53. Sausage or pepperoni? Pepperoni
54. What is the hardest thing you've ever done? Breakin up with my ex
55. Can you unhook a bra with only one hand? Yes maam
56. Croutons or Bacon Bits? Both
57. 7up or Sprite? Sprite
58. Favorite Cartoon Character? Cartman
59. Reason For being in the hospital last? Sister was sick
60. Most annoying question people ask you? Do you take roids, lmao
61. Last Movie you saw in the theater? Cloverfield
62. Are you double jointed? Yes
63. Can you raise one eyebrow at a time? No
64. Can you blow smoke rings? No
65. Can you roll your tongue? Yes
66. Scrabble or Monopoly? Scrabble
67. Can you flare your nostrils? Yes, really big too
68. Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it? Twirl
69. What utensils, if any, do you use to eat pizza? None
70. Do you cook? Yes
71. How often do you shower/bathe? Often
72. Hair drying method? Whipe with towel, then just let it dry
73. Are you a spitter? Yeah
74. Favourite clothing brand? Buckle, forgot the brand
75. Shoe brand? Jordans
76. Name one thing you are obsessed with? Girls asses
77.Have you ever skinny-dipped with the opposite sex? No
b. Same sex?? No
78. What's your sleeping position?Anything thats comfortable
79. Do you use a blanket even when it's hot out? No
80. Pool or hot tub? Pool
81. Rain or Snow? Rain
82. Whats the last CD that you went out and bought? Cant remember
83. What's more important? Strong in body or strong in mind? Mind
84. Dream Car? Dont have one
85. Whats in the trunk of your car?Battery charger
86. Whats the first thing you do when you wake up in the morning? Take a piss
87. Storms - badass or scary? Badass, tornados are scary
88. Where do you shop at the most? No idea
89. What sports, if any, do you play? Played football for 7 years
90. What turns you on? Girls asses
91. What turns you off? Smoking
92. Do you hope to turn out like your parents? Sure
93. Are you a morning person? Not at all
94. Do you go to church? No
95.Do you have a job? If so, what is it. If not, why the fuck not? Not anymore, company went under
96. Do you believe in ghosts? Yeah
97. Do you still watch movies on VHS? Not really
98. How do you like your women/men? With a fat ass, lol
99. What is your idea of perfect happiness? No clue
100. Which historical figure do you most identify with? Dunno
101. What is the trait you most deplore in others?
102. What do you consider your greatest achievement? Uhh, dunno
103. If you could be granted one wish, what would it be? To be ripped, haha
104. What would eat if you had no ethics? Uhh, same shit I always eat?
105. If you had to exist on one food for the rest of your life, what would it be? Pizza or Chicken
106. What would you eat for your last meal on earth? Chicken Parmesan
107. Pick up the closest book and write a sentence at random from it - No books near me
.
108. Would you rather chew gum or use mouthwash and why? I do both
109. Was fuzzy wuzzy a bear? Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair
110. Have you ever lied to get off the phone or out of talking to someone online? Yes
111. What's your favorite color of post-it note? Yellow?
112. What would you say is the most daring thing to do in a lifetime? Letting your guard down
113. What's the first thing you do when you sign on to Illest? Check the battleground
114. Have you ever went directly from Illest to porn or the other way around? Nah, haha
115. Are you on any forums that you'd rather not admit? No
116. Have you ever left someone feedback but didn't read or listen to the entire piece? No
117. Is there someone you think is completely horrible, but you're friends with them and lie? Used to be
118. Who on Illest would you most like to get drunk with of the opposite sex.? Harlequin, lol
b. same sex? Kurse would be a funny mother fucker drunk, Dom or Arvincible too
119. Would you consider yourself out of shape? Yeah
120. The best kind of sex is: Sex you dont have to pay for
1. If you could spit on britney spears, without being caught, would you? No
2. Have you ever kissed anything aside from a human being, what was it? No
3. If you could tell george bush one thing, what would it be? Uh, Hi?
4. Whats the biggest thing you've ever killed? A snake
5. Whats the nastiest thing you've ever taken a picture of? My friend puking
6. What is the oddest enviroment you've peed in? In the woods, or in a beer bottle
7. Whats the nastiest thing you've ever picked up? My friend with puke all over him
8. What do you hate the most' bout your physical self? Uh, loose skin from losin weight
9. Do you flush AND wash ALL the time? Yeah
10. Do you ever take the phone to the can with you? Yeah, lol
11. What's the nastiest thing you have ever taken a picture of? Already asked
12 (guys) would you wax your stomach for a girl? Sure, fuck it
12b. (girls) Would you cut off all your hair for a guy?
13. If you ever have kids, what will be the reason? That I wanted to
14. Have you ever gotten your tounge stuck to something metal? No
15. Would you rather have aids or have no legs and one arm? Do I still have my dick?
16. Where is your favorite place to be? Home or with friend
17. Who would you most like to meet that is not famous? Dunno
18. One person from your past you wish you could go back and talk to? Ex girlfriend
19. If you could go into the future and tell yourself one thing, what would it be? Enroll in College faster. haha
20. Favorite physical feature of the opposite sex? Ass
21. Least favorite place to be? Hospitals
22. Do you believe in an afterlife? Ehh, I believe in ghosts
22b. Would you go to heaven or hell, if so? Dunno
23. Identify some things surrounding your computer? Spit bottle for chew, 9 empty cans of chew, alarm clock, external HD, cell phone
24. Do you prefer large crowds or small groups? Small grou
25. So you wake up, and there's this person beside you. They seem to be pretty happy and naked, and you're thinking, hey, where's my arm? Was it a friday or a tuesday, what building are you in, and what kind of bed is it? Friday, prolly a random house, dunno what bed
26. If you were chillin, minding you own business, and all of a sudden a barrage of wild goats came and attacked everyone in sight, what kind of pants would you be wearing? Faded jeans I guess
27. Life is going well, you have money and a great family. Someone comes along that completely changes your life and you instantly fall in love, which is involuntary. What do you do? Uhh, bring her along for the ride
28. Would you rather be camping or staying at a hotel? Hotel
29. Do you have Piercings/tattoos? I have a tattoo that takes up most of my upper arm
29a. If you got any/more, what would you want where would you want them? Left upper arm, around my right forearm, and maybe one along my shoulder blades
29b. Are you ever going to get any? Come on now
30. What's the stupidest thing u have ever done? Chugged half a bottle of Tequila
31. Last dream you can remember? Cant remember
32. Do you have a talent that nobody on Illest knows about? Yes
33. If you could change one thing about yourself what would it be? Get ripped
34. Are you more afraid to be old and grey or young and dead? Young and dead
35. Is cheerleading a sport? I could care less
36. How many licks does it take to get to the centre of a tootsie pop? No clue
37. You ever got an advance from a friend of the same sex? Unfortunatley
38. Which came first, the chicken or the egg? The egg
39. Which is worse: someone with an annoying voice talking to you or someone that keeps sniffling? Sniffling
39b. Someone that keeps changing the channels on you or someone that flips the radio? CHannels
40. Do u believe in love at first sight - Not reallly
40b. If no, Do you believe in love at all? Yes
41. Name 2 bands/genres most people don't know you like? Techno and Metal - Scooter and Amorphis
42. Name 3 habits you have? Chewing tobacco, sleeping in, dont have another
43. Name a random fact about yourself? Im double jointed
44. Silver, gold or platinum? Platinum?
45. Silly or serious relationship? Serious
46. Have you ever disected something? Yes
47. Favourite Sports athlete? Too many to name
48. Name 3 drinks you regularly drink? Coke, water, Orange Juice
49. Name something you'd never wear? Flares, lol
50. Name four scents you love? Girls perfume on a girl, my cologne, Citrus Pouches, Italian food
51. Would you rather go on a date with someone you were having a relationship with or go on a vacation with a friend? Yeah
52. Paper or plastic? Paper?
53. Sausage or pepperoni? Pepperoni
54. What is the hardest thing you've ever done? Breakin up with my ex
55. Can you unhook a bra with only one hand? Yes maam
56. Croutons or Bacon Bits? Both
57. 7up or Sprite? Sprite
58. Favorite Cartoon Character? Cartman
59. Reason For being in the hospital last? Sister was sick
60. Most annoying question people ask you? Do you take roids, lmao
61. Last Movie you saw in the theater? Cloverfield
62. Are you double jointed? Yes
63. Can you raise one eyebrow at a time? No
64. Can you blow smoke rings? No
65. Can you roll your tongue? Yes
66. Scrabble or Monopoly? Scrabble
67. Can you flare your nostrils? Yes, really big too
68. Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it? Twirl
69. What utensils, if any, do you use to eat pizza? None
70. Do you cook? Yes
71. How often do you shower/bathe? Often
72. Hair drying method? Whipe with towel, then just let it dry
73. Are you a spitter? Yeah
74. Favourite clothing brand? Buckle, forgot the brand
75. Shoe brand? Jordans
76. Name one thing you are obsessed with? Girls asses
77.Have you ever skinny-dipped with the opposite sex? No
b. Same sex?? No
78. What's your sleeping position?Anything thats comfortable
79. Do you use a blanket even when it's hot out? No
80. Pool or hot tub? Pool
81. Rain or Snow? Rain
82. Whats the last CD that you went out and bought? Cant remember
83. What's more important? Strong in body or strong in mind? Mind
84. Dream Car? Dont have one
85. Whats in the trunk of your car?Battery charger
86. Whats the first thing you do when you wake up in the morning? Take a piss
87. Storms - badass or scary? Badass, tornados are scary
88. Where do you shop at the most? No idea
89. What sports, if any, do you play? Played football for 7 years
90. What turns you on? Girls asses
91. What turns you off? Smoking
92. Do you hope to turn out like your parents? Sure
93. Are you a morning person? Not at all
94. Do you go to church? No
95.Do you have a job? If so, what is it. If not, why the fuck not? Not anymore, company went under
96. Do you believe in ghosts? Yeah
97. Do you still watch movies on VHS? Not really
98. How do you like your women/men? With a fat ass, lol
99. What is your idea of perfect happiness? No clue
100. Which historical figure do you most identify with? Dunno
101. What is the trait you most deplore in others?
102. What do you consider your greatest achievement? Uhh, dunno
103. If you could be granted one wish, what would it be? To be ripped, haha
104. What would eat if you had no ethics? Uhh, same shit I always eat?
105. If you had to exist on one food for the rest of your life, what would it be? Pizza or Chicken
106. What would you eat for your last meal on earth? Chicken Parmesan
107. Pick up the closest book and write a sentence at random from it - No books near me
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108. Would you rather chew gum or use mouthwash and why? I do both
109. Was fuzzy wuzzy a bear? Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair
110. Have you ever lied to get off the phone or out of talking to someone online? Yes
111. What's your favorite color of post-it note? Yellow?
112. What would you say is the most daring thing to do in a lifetime? Letting your guard down
113. What's the first thing you do when you sign on to Illest? Check the battleground
114. Have you ever went directly from Illest to porn or the other way around? Nah, haha
115. Are you on any forums that you'd rather not admit? No
116. Have you ever left someone feedback but didn't read or listen to the entire piece? No
117. Is there someone you think is completely horrible, but you're friends with them and lie? Used to be
118. Who on Illest would you most like to get drunk with of the opposite sex.? Harlequin, lol
b. same sex? Kurse would be a funny mother fucker drunk, Dom or Arvincible too
119. Would you consider yourself out of shape? Yeah
120. The best kind of sex is: Sex you dont have to pay for

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Re: PLEX AND DOUBLE'S FANFUCKINGTABULOUS SURVEY
Double.FL wrote:0. What is your name?
Ian
1. If you could spit on britney spears, without being caught, would you?
Depends what you mean.
2. Have you ever kissed anything aside from a human being, what was it?
Puppy
3. If you could tell george bush one thing, what would it be?
Thanks for nothing.
4. Whats the biggest thing you've ever killed?
A fucking pigeon
5. Whats the nastiest thing you've ever taken a picture of?
Do you really want to know?
6. What is the oddest enviroment you've peed in?
the wind
7. Whats the nastiest thing you've ever picked up?
Dog Shit
8. What do you hate the most' bout your physical self?
We can all scrutinize but I'd say Dimples.
9. Do you flush AND wash ALL the time?
Basically
10. Do you ever take the phone to the can with you?
Nah.
11. What's the nastiest thing you have ever taken a picture of?
Don't ask.
12 (guys) would you wax your stomach for a girl?
Sure, not a big fan of hair.
12b. (girls) Would you cut off all your hair for a guy?
13. If you ever have kids, what will be the reason?
The adventure of it.
14. Have you ever gotten your tounge stuck to something metal?
Pole
15. Would you rather have aids or have no legs and one arm?
No legs and one arm
16. Where is your favorite place to be?
Somewhere with a great view, e.g. near a mountain
17. Who would you most like to meet that is not famous?
My moms father.
18. One person from your past you wish you could go back and talk to?
Someone who died.
19. If you could go into the future and tell yourself one thing, what would it be?
Don't trust people.
20. Favorite physical feature of the opposite sex?
Stomach, abs, etc.
21. Least favorite place to be?
Computer 99 percent of the time
22. Do you believe in an afterlife?
Not much.
22b. Would you go to heaven or hell, if so?
Heaven with an ideal god?
23. Identify some things surrounding your computer?
Hat, water bottle, speakers, ashtray and a bottle cap
24. Do you prefer large crowds or small groups?
Small groups
25. So you wake up, and there's this person beside you. They seem to be pretty happy and naked, and you're thinking, hey, where's my arm? Was it a friday or a tuesday, what building are you in, and what kind of bed is it?
I was drafted to Iran. I'm in a random building there. It's the floor.
26. If you were chillin, minding you own business, and all of a sudden a barrage of wild goats came and attacked everyone in sight, what kind of pants would you be wearing?
Probably the same ones I got on now, black ones.
27. Life is going well, you have money and a great family. Someone comes along that completely changes your life and you instantly fall in love, which is involuntary. What do you do?
I'd rather be miserable then make people around me that way.
28. Would you rather be camping or staying at a hotel?
Camping, much more adventurous.
29. Do you have Piercings/tattoos?
Nope
29a. If you got any/more, what would you want where would you want them?
29b. Are you ever going to get any?
I doubt it. I got enough scars.
30. What's the stupidest thing u have ever done?
Lived my life the way I did from 13-16
31. Last dream you can remember?
It's not rare, but one where I knew I was dreaming and I felt like something was going to happen and I was trying to wake myself up in the dream. It was really scary.
32. Do you have a talent that nobody on Illest knows about?
Plenty like being a decent at adlib comedy. I can't do it online.
33. If you could change one thing about yourself what would it be?
Sometimes coming off as arrogant or know it all. When I'm far from either.
34. Are you more afraid to be old and grey or young and dead?
Young and dead.
35. Is cheerleading a sport?
Yup. Not the fat girls trying to put their foot up in the air, but the girls who do the crazy shit.
36. How many licks does it take to get to the centre of a tootsie pop?
33
37. You ever got an advance from a friend of the same sex?
yup
38. Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
egg
39. Which is worse: someone with an annoying voice talking to you or someone that keeps sniffling?
annoying voice, sorry
39b. Someone that keeps changing the channels on you or someone that flips the radio?
flips the radio, hands down
40. Do u believe in love at first sight
Nope
40b. If no, Do you believe in love at all?
Yup, and love can be categorized in so many different ways. I'm sorry about your childhood, if you don't believe in love.
41. Name 2 bands/genres most people don't know you like?
Heavy Metal and soft rock
42. Name 3 habits you have?
Smoking, not eating, and not sleeping
43. Name a random fact about yourself?
I'm only 5'7-or-8?
44. Silver, gold or platinum?
Silver
45. Silly or serious relationship?
Serious if it's with a girl.
46. Have you ever disected something?
Nope, I pulled a Lisa. Less dramatic though.
47. Favourite Sports athlete?
Jordan
48. Name 3 drinks you regularly drink?
Red Bull, Coffee, and Water
49. Name something you'd never wear?
A skirt
50. Name four scents you love?
Candles, perfume, cologne, the pool
51. Would you rather go on a date with someone you were having a relationship with or go on a vacation with a friend?
Date, if you have a good friend everyday can be a vacation, no matter if you go somewhere or not. A date (not conformed idea of one) in a relationship is essential.
52. Paper or plastic?
Paper
53. Sausage or pepperoni?
Sausage if it's cooked
54. What is the hardest thing you've ever done?
Learned computer shit. Not to get specific.
55. Can you unhook a bra with only one hand?
Eh, I'm not claiming to be an expert.
56. Croutons or Bacon Bits?
Croutons
57. 7up or Sprite?
Sprite, but both are gross
58. Favorite Cartoon Character?
Huey Freeman (boondocks)
59. Reason For being in the hospital last?
Grandmother - she is out
60. Most annoying question people ask you?
On the internet, is are you gay? Because I don't solicit all the online girls. Sue me.
In real life, what are you doing next fucking month.
61. Last Movie you saw in the theater?
Rambo - Horrible
62. Are you double jointed?
Not at all.
63. Can you raise one eyebrow at a time?
Nope
64. Can you blow smoke rings?
Not anymore. Smoking is way to conventional now.
65. Can you roll your tongue?
Who is asking?
66. Scrabble or Monopoly?
Scrabble
67. Can you flare your nostrils?
For some reason, I haven't tried?
68. Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it?
Cut it.
69. What utensils, if any, do you use to eat pizza?
None. Yuck
70. Do you cook?
Word
71. How often do you shower/bathe?
A lot.
72. Hair drying method?
Towel.
73. Are you a spitter?
If you're spitter, honestly, I wouldn't want to know your other habits. That's so pointless, I have an addictive personality and I still don't.
74. Favourite clothing brand?
Honestly, I don't care, element.
75. Shoe brand?
Nike
76. Name one thing you are obsessed with?
Knowledge
77.Have you ever skinny-dipped with the opposite sex?
no
b. Same sex??
no
78. What's your sleeping position?
North
79. Do you use a blanket even when it's hot out?
Yup, I even take hot showers. I'm not a big fan of being hot, I live with it though.
80. Pool or hot tub?
Hot tub, I'm to stressed
81. Rain or Snow?
Rain, snow sucks in basically every way.
82. Whats the last CD that you went out and bought?
Black album.
83. What's more important? Strong in body or strong in mind?
Mind
84. Dream Car?
The kind that I don't drive.
85. Whats in the trunk of your car?
Don't have one, a trunk that is.
86. Whats the first thing you do when you wake up in the morning?
Brush my teeth, possibly because I smoke before I go to sleep.
87. Storms - badass or scary?
Badass in an interesting way.
88. Where do you shop at the most?
Rite aid.
89. What sports, if any, do you play?
I can play basically every sport, unfortunately, I'm only decent at them all. Excelling more at basketball because I've practiced on it more. And I understand the psychology to it.
90. What turns you on?
Good physique, ass, determination, intelligence, wit, etc.
91. What turns you off?
Bad physique, unmotivated and stupidity
92. Do you hope to turn out like your parents?
I'm not like them at all.
93. Are you a morning person?
It doesn't matter. All times of the day can be great. Depends on what you're doing.
94. Do you go to church?
For funerals.
95.Do you have a job? If so, what is it. If not, why the fuck not?
I own businesses.
96. Do you believe in ghosts?
I believe in other dimensions
97. Do you still watch movies on VHS?
Nah
98. How do you like your women/men?
I already answer that. Humor, wit, motivated, good physique, and curious about life in all aspects.
99. What is your idea of perfect happiness?
It doesn't exist. So it's a bad idea.
100. Which historical figure do you most identify with?
Thomas Jefferson because my interests are extensive and I put everything into what I do.
Of course, I don't measure up to him in any shape or form. I can just relate.
101. What is the trait you most deplore in others?
Simplemindedness (lol)?
102. What do you consider your greatest achievement?
Making money.
103. If you could be granted one wish, what would it be?
Giving everybody in the world a shot at the American dream.
104. What would eat if you had no ethics?
The same shit, I eat now. And less meat hopefully, that's my plan.
105. If you had to exist on one food for the rest of your life, what would it be?
A fruit. I don't know which one. I'll think about it.
106. What would you eat for your last meal on earth?
A fucking fruit salad. I'm really not a big fan of food. I'm not anorexic!
Everything I like is expensive though, so that's probably another reason
I don't enjoy eating that much.
I guess, if I paid 20 dollars for every meal, I'd be good.
107. Pick up the closest book and write a sentence at random from it
.
The clothing problem causes me very little concern.
108. Would you rather chew gum or use mouthwash and why?
Mouthwash, I love it.
109. Was fuzzy wuzzy a bear?
Nope.
110. Have you ever lied to get off the phone or out of talking to someone online?
Not with somebody who was interesting.
111. What's your favorite color of post-it note?
I prefer using my mind, but orange.
112. What would you say is the most daring thing to do in a lifetime?
Live up to your own expectations.
113. What's the first thing you do when you sign on to Illest?
Read the shoutbox.
114. Have you ever went directly from Illest to porn or the other way around?
Nope.
115. Are you on any forums that you'd rather not admit?
Yup
116. Have you ever left someone feedback but didn't read or listen to the entire piece?
Nope.
117. Is there someone you think is completely horrible, but you're friends with them and lie?
Yup. It's a horrible feeling. I'm way to sympathetic.
118. Who on Illest would you most like to get drunk with of the opposite sex.?
Double Fl
b. same sex?
Drunken Jesus
119. Would you consider yourself out of shape?
I could be in better shape but no.
120. The best kind of sex is:
Holy shit sex.
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0. What is your name?
Double, Dubz. DFL.
1. If you could spit on britney spears, without being caught, would you?
I'd beat the skank senseless.
2. Have you ever kissed anything aside from a human being, what was it?
My kitty
3. If you could tell george bush one thing, what would it be?
That he should have been a fucking blowjob.
4. Whats the biggest thing you've ever killed?
A racoon.
5. Whats the nastiest thing you've ever taken a picture of?
My buddy after a car accident, his face was mangled to shit, he had a dislocated shoulder, and his arm was snapped
6. What is the oddest enviroment you've peed in?
The mens room (I can't be bothered to wait in line)
7. Whats the nastiest thing you've ever picked up?
The remains of squirrel birth. Or, A cloth that had a used condom in it.
8. What do you hate the most' bout your physical self?
The scars on my stomach from surgery.
9. Do you flush AND wash ALL the time?
ALL the time.
10. Do you ever take the phone to the can with you?
Depends on who I'm on it with.
11. What's the nastiest thing you have ever taken a picture of?
12 (guys) would you wax your stomach for a girl?
12b. (girls) Would you cut off all your hair for a guy?
Not unless I wanted to.
13. If you ever have kids, what will be the reason?
The condom broke, or I'm financially capable of staying home with them,
14. Have you ever gotten your tounge stuck to something metal?
I used to have some fucked up fetish for getting my tounge stuck to the window frame of my school bus when I was in kindergarten lol.
15. Would you rather have aids or have no legs and one arm?
No legs and one arm,
16. Where is your favorite place to be?
On stage, on the beach, in my office, and in my big ass comfy bed.
17. Who would you most like to meet that is not famous?
My family in Europe.
18. One person from your past you wish you could go back and talk to?
Dally....RIP
19. If you could go into the future and tell yourself one thing, what would it be?
I'd remind myself that no matter what happens, i'm an ice queen, and I will pull through. Also, I'd remind myself to not trust anyone until they five you a damn good reason to, or good furl for blackmail.
20. Favorite physical feature of the opposite sex?
Eyes
21. Least favorite place to be?
On an excrutiatingly long car ride.
22. Do you believe in an afterlife?
I believe that you go to your personal heaven.
22b. Would you go to heaven or hell, if so?
Heaven to me is likely hell to most.
23. Identify some things surrounding your computer?
Water, smokes, ashtray. pipe. candles, phone.
24. Do you prefer large crowds or small groups?
Small groups. Large crowds make me wanna freak lol.
25. So you wake up, and there's this person beside you. They seem to be pretty happy and naked, and you're thinking, hey, where's my arm? Was it a friday or a tuesday, what building are you in, and what kind of bed is it?
It's Tuesday, I'm in a warehouse, and the bed is made of tires
26. If you were chillin, minding you own business, and all of a sudden a barrage of wild goats came and attacked everyone in sight, what kind of pants would you be wearing?
Black trackers.
27. Life is going well, you have money and a great family. Someone comes along that completely changes your life and you instantly fall in love, which is involuntary. What do you do?
Go on a vacation, figure my shit out, and come back with a logical conclusion.
28. Would you rather be camping or staying at a hotel?
Hotel, camping has too many bugs come along with it.
29. Do you have Piercings/tattoos?
I do.
29a. If you got any/more, what would you want where would you want them?
I'm finishing my sleeves, getting a 50s pin up girl on my leg, and finishing my ears again(piercings)
29b. Are you ever going to get any?
30. What's the stupidest thing u have ever done?
Being the teenager i was, and dropping out of high school repeatedly.
31. Last dream you can remember?
I don't dream when I sleep.
32. Do you have a talent that nobody on Illest knows about?
I am a woman of many hidden talents.
33. If you could change one thing about yourself what would it be?
I'd be less of a perfectionist
34. Are you more afraid to be old and grey or young and dead?
Old and grey, I shouldn't worry though, i highly doubt I'll ever get there.
35. Is cheerleading a sport?
Well, yes, it is. But I mean really, shut them up and call it group gymnastics.
36. How many licks does it take to get to the centre of a tootsie pop?
Depends on who you're teasing.
37. You ever got an advance from a friend of the same sex?
Yes, then I dated her for a year.
38. Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
Me. Yeah, that's right, I beat 'em both.
39. Which is worse: someone with an annoying voice talking to you or someone that keeps sniffling?
Annoying voice, it just makes you want to jam a fucking crowbar down their throat. Unless they're sniffling like a crack head. In fact, they're equally horrible.
39b. Someone that keeps changing the channels on you or someone that flips the radio?
TV. Radio doesn't bother me.
40. Do u believe in love at first sight
Nah, it's all lust for at least the first year.
40b. If no, Do you believe in love at all?
To different extents and degrees.
41. Name 2 bands/genres most people don't know you like?
*Bands: The Eagles. Earth, Wind, and Fire.
*Genre: Country, Blues.
42. Name 3 habits you have?
*Biting my labret ring.
*Bouncing my leg
*Perfectionism
43. Name a random fact about yourself?
I can't whistle...I blame it on all the steel in my mouth. lol.
44. Silver, gold or platinum?
Platinum
45. Silly or serious relationship?
You need to have both aspects to make it work.
46. Have you ever disected something?
A mudpuppie, shark, bullfrog, and pig.
47. Favourite Sports athlete?
Wayne Gretzky,
48. Name 3 drinks you regularly drink?
*Water
*Coffee
*Red Bull
49. Name something you'd never wear?
Spandex
50. Name four scents you love?
*Cake
*Gas
*Spring
*Weed
51. Would you rather go on a date with someone you were having a relationship with or go on a vacation with a friend?
This can be the same thing.
52. Paper or plastic?
Reusable cloth.
53. Sausage or pepperoni?
Pepperoni sticks.
54. What is the hardest thing you've ever done?
Left my life behind to start again.
55. Can you unhook a bra with only one hand?
I sure can.
56. Croutons or Bacon Bits?
Both
57. 7up or Sprite?
Weed.
58. Favorite Cartoon Character?
Cruella DeVille
59. Reason For being in the hospital last?
Surgery.
60. Most annoying question people ask you?
"OMG did that hurt?!" (For any random piercing/tattoo}
61. Last Movie you saw in the theater?
8 Mile lol
62. Are you double jointed?
Uh huh
63. Can you raise one eyebrow at a time?
I can
64. Can you blow smoke rings?
Fuckin right
65. Can you roll your tongue?
Yes, aren't you getting it yet? I'm just that fucking great.
66. Scrabble or Monopoly?
Twister.
67. Can you flare your nostrils?
Sure can
68. Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it?
Twirl.
69. What utensils, if any, do you use to eat pizza?
None.
70. Do you cook?
I can. Ordering just takes less time and dishes.
71. How often do you shower/bathe?
At least once a day
72. Hair drying method?
Towel dry, put up.
73. Are you a spitter?
Hell no, there's 14 grams of protein in that shit...Why waste?
74. Favourite clothing brand?
Akademik.
75. Shoe brand?
ADIDAS
76. Name one thing you are obsessed with?
My floors and bathroom being clean.
77.Have you ever skinny-dipped with the opposite sex?
Many a time
b. Same sex??
See above.
78. What's your sleeping position?
On my right side.
79. Do you use a blanket even when it's hot out?
Always.
80. Pool or hot tub?
Hot Tub
81. Rain or Snow?
Rain and lightning.
82. Whats the last CD that you went out and bought?
MSI - FGWSSS
83. What's more important? Strong in body or strong in mind?
Mind, I can take car of the body part lol.
84. Dream Car?
Escalade.
85. Whats in the trunk of your car?
Cleaning products, a speakerbox, and coffee cups lol.
86. Whats the first thing you do when you wake up in the morning?
Piss, light a joint.
87. Storms - badass or scary?
Badass
88. Where do you shop at the most?
The grocery store.
89. What sports, if any, do you play?
None now, I used to play basketball, volleyball, soccer, and baseball, along with dance and Taw Kwon Do.
90. What turns you on?
Lots of things.
91. What turns you off?
People that small, people that don't take care of themselves. Those with no ambition to do anything in life. Quitters.
92. Do you hope to turn out like your parents?
Not in the least.
93. Are you a morning person?
I'm an all the time person.
94. Do you go to church?
I've never set foot in one.
95.Do you have a job? If so, what is it. If not, why the fuck not?
I'm a cleaner.
96. Do you believe in ghosts?
I believe in spirits.
97. Do you still watch movies on VHS?
I sure do, I'm just that fucking cool.
98. How do you like your women/men?
Women: Really girly, usually blonde, skinny.
Men: Bad boy, dark hair light eyes, built.
Both have to come with a good personality.
99. What is your idea of perfect happiness?
Money, sex, weed, smokes.
100. Which historical figure do you most identify with?
God, or, in the event that he doesn't exist, Shakespeare.
101. What is the trait you most deplore in others?
Ignorance.
102. What do you consider your greatest achievement?
Buying my house.
103. If you could be granted one wish, what would it be?
A hundred more wishes.
104. What would eat if you had no ethics?
A big vat of ketchup.
105. If you had to exist on one food for the rest of your life, what would it be?
Schwarmas,
106. What would you eat for your last meal on earth?
Schwarmas, doritos, and special brownies.
107. Pick up the closest book and write a sentence at random from it
.When Gacy returned, he gave the officers a jar of peanuts.
108. Would you rather chew gum or use mouthwash and why?
Gum. Lasts longer, tastes better.
109. Was fuzzy wuzzy a bear?
He wasn't even fuzzy.
110. Have you ever lied to get off the phone or out of talking to someone online?
I just ignore people when I don't wanna talk to them.
111. What's your favorite color of post-it note?
Blue.
112. What would you say is the most daring thing to do in a lifetime?
Living life to it's fullest. No regrets, never looking back, jumping into everything head first and giving it your all.
113. What's the first thing you do when you sign on to Illest?
Depends on if i'm on a mission or not.
114. Have you ever went directly from Illest to porn or the other way around?
Nah, internet porn sucks.
115. Are you on any forums that you'd rather not admit?
Nah.
116. Have you ever left someone feedback but didn't read or listen to the entire piece?
No, I listen to/read things at least 4 times before i leave feed.
117. Is there someone you think is completely horrible, but you're friends with them and lie?
I'm far too real a person to fake it like that.
118. Who on Illest would you most like to get drunk with of the opposite sex.?
Dom, Plex, Kurse, Jesus, Viral, and Precise (again)
b. same sex?
LadySam
119. Would you consider yourself out of shape?
Nah, I push 4x4 trucks out the snow like twice a week lol.
120. The best kind of sex is:
Fast, hard, electrifying, and public.
Double, Dubz. DFL.
1. If you could spit on britney spears, without being caught, would you?
I'd beat the skank senseless.
2. Have you ever kissed anything aside from a human being, what was it?
My kitty
3. If you could tell george bush one thing, what would it be?
That he should have been a fucking blowjob.
4. Whats the biggest thing you've ever killed?
A racoon.
5. Whats the nastiest thing you've ever taken a picture of?
My buddy after a car accident, his face was mangled to shit, he had a dislocated shoulder, and his arm was snapped
6. What is the oddest enviroment you've peed in?
The mens room (I can't be bothered to wait in line)
7. Whats the nastiest thing you've ever picked up?
The remains of squirrel birth. Or, A cloth that had a used condom in it.
8. What do you hate the most' bout your physical self?
The scars on my stomach from surgery.
9. Do you flush AND wash ALL the time?
ALL the time.
10. Do you ever take the phone to the can with you?
Depends on who I'm on it with.
11. What's the nastiest thing you have ever taken a picture of?
12 (guys) would you wax your stomach for a girl?
12b. (girls) Would you cut off all your hair for a guy?
Not unless I wanted to.
13. If you ever have kids, what will be the reason?
The condom broke, or I'm financially capable of staying home with them,
14. Have you ever gotten your tounge stuck to something metal?
I used to have some fucked up fetish for getting my tounge stuck to the window frame of my school bus when I was in kindergarten lol.
15. Would you rather have aids or have no legs and one arm?
No legs and one arm,
16. Where is your favorite place to be?
On stage, on the beach, in my office, and in my big ass comfy bed.
17. Who would you most like to meet that is not famous?
My family in Europe.
18. One person from your past you wish you could go back and talk to?
Dally....RIP
19. If you could go into the future and tell yourself one thing, what would it be?
I'd remind myself that no matter what happens, i'm an ice queen, and I will pull through. Also, I'd remind myself to not trust anyone until they five you a damn good reason to, or good furl for blackmail.
20. Favorite physical feature of the opposite sex?
Eyes
21. Least favorite place to be?
On an excrutiatingly long car ride.
22. Do you believe in an afterlife?
I believe that you go to your personal heaven.
22b. Would you go to heaven or hell, if so?
Heaven to me is likely hell to most.
23. Identify some things surrounding your computer?
Water, smokes, ashtray. pipe. candles, phone.
24. Do you prefer large crowds or small groups?
Small groups. Large crowds make me wanna freak lol.
25. So you wake up, and there's this person beside you. They seem to be pretty happy and naked, and you're thinking, hey, where's my arm? Was it a friday or a tuesday, what building are you in, and what kind of bed is it?
It's Tuesday, I'm in a warehouse, and the bed is made of tires
26. If you were chillin, minding you own business, and all of a sudden a barrage of wild goats came and attacked everyone in sight, what kind of pants would you be wearing?
Black trackers.
27. Life is going well, you have money and a great family. Someone comes along that completely changes your life and you instantly fall in love, which is involuntary. What do you do?
Go on a vacation, figure my shit out, and come back with a logical conclusion.
28. Would you rather be camping or staying at a hotel?
Hotel, camping has too many bugs come along with it.
29. Do you have Piercings/tattoos?
I do.
29a. If you got any/more, what would you want where would you want them?
I'm finishing my sleeves, getting a 50s pin up girl on my leg, and finishing my ears again(piercings)
29b. Are you ever going to get any?
30. What's the stupidest thing u have ever done?
Being the teenager i was, and dropping out of high school repeatedly.
31. Last dream you can remember?
I don't dream when I sleep.
32. Do you have a talent that nobody on Illest knows about?
I am a woman of many hidden talents.
33. If you could change one thing about yourself what would it be?
I'd be less of a perfectionist
34. Are you more afraid to be old and grey or young and dead?
Old and grey, I shouldn't worry though, i highly doubt I'll ever get there.
35. Is cheerleading a sport?
Well, yes, it is. But I mean really, shut them up and call it group gymnastics.
36. How many licks does it take to get to the centre of a tootsie pop?
Depends on who you're teasing.
37. You ever got an advance from a friend of the same sex?
Yes, then I dated her for a year.
38. Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
Me. Yeah, that's right, I beat 'em both.
39. Which is worse: someone with an annoying voice talking to you or someone that keeps sniffling?
Annoying voice, it just makes you want to jam a fucking crowbar down their throat. Unless they're sniffling like a crack head. In fact, they're equally horrible.
39b. Someone that keeps changing the channels on you or someone that flips the radio?
TV. Radio doesn't bother me.
40. Do u believe in love at first sight
Nah, it's all lust for at least the first year.
40b. If no, Do you believe in love at all?
To different extents and degrees.
41. Name 2 bands/genres most people don't know you like?
*Bands: The Eagles. Earth, Wind, and Fire.
*Genre: Country, Blues.
42. Name 3 habits you have?
*Biting my labret ring.
*Bouncing my leg
*Perfectionism
43. Name a random fact about yourself?
I can't whistle...I blame it on all the steel in my mouth. lol.
44. Silver, gold or platinum?
Platinum
45. Silly or serious relationship?
You need to have both aspects to make it work.
46. Have you ever disected something?
A mudpuppie, shark, bullfrog, and pig.
47. Favourite Sports athlete?
Wayne Gretzky,
48. Name 3 drinks you regularly drink?
*Water
*Coffee
*Red Bull
49. Name something you'd never wear?
Spandex
50. Name four scents you love?
*Cake
*Gas
*Spring
*Weed
51. Would you rather go on a date with someone you were having a relationship with or go on a vacation with a friend?
This can be the same thing.
52. Paper or plastic?
Reusable cloth.
53. Sausage or pepperoni?
Pepperoni sticks.
54. What is the hardest thing you've ever done?
Left my life behind to start again.
55. Can you unhook a bra with only one hand?
I sure can.
56. Croutons or Bacon Bits?
Both
57. 7up or Sprite?
Weed.
58. Favorite Cartoon Character?
Cruella DeVille
59. Reason For being in the hospital last?
Surgery.
60. Most annoying question people ask you?
"OMG did that hurt?!" (For any random piercing/tattoo}
61. Last Movie you saw in the theater?
8 Mile lol
62. Are you double jointed?
Uh huh
63. Can you raise one eyebrow at a time?
I can
64. Can you blow smoke rings?
Fuckin right
65. Can you roll your tongue?
Yes, aren't you getting it yet? I'm just that fucking great.
66. Scrabble or Monopoly?
Twister.
67. Can you flare your nostrils?
Sure can
68. Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it?
Twirl.
69. What utensils, if any, do you use to eat pizza?
None.
70. Do you cook?
I can. Ordering just takes less time and dishes.
71. How often do you shower/bathe?
At least once a day
72. Hair drying method?
Towel dry, put up.
73. Are you a spitter?
Hell no, there's 14 grams of protein in that shit...Why waste?
74. Favourite clothing brand?
Akademik.
75. Shoe brand?
ADIDAS
76. Name one thing you are obsessed with?
My floors and bathroom being clean.
77.Have you ever skinny-dipped with the opposite sex?
Many a time
b. Same sex??
See above.
78. What's your sleeping position?
On my right side.
79. Do you use a blanket even when it's hot out?
Always.
80. Pool or hot tub?
Hot Tub
81. Rain or Snow?
Rain and lightning.
82. Whats the last CD that you went out and bought?
MSI - FGWSSS
83. What's more important? Strong in body or strong in mind?
Mind, I can take car of the body part lol.
84. Dream Car?
Escalade.
85. Whats in the trunk of your car?
Cleaning products, a speakerbox, and coffee cups lol.
86. Whats the first thing you do when you wake up in the morning?
Piss, light a joint.
87. Storms - badass or scary?
Badass
88. Where do you shop at the most?
The grocery store.
89. What sports, if any, do you play?
None now, I used to play basketball, volleyball, soccer, and baseball, along with dance and Taw Kwon Do.
90. What turns you on?
Lots of things.
91. What turns you off?
People that small, people that don't take care of themselves. Those with no ambition to do anything in life. Quitters.
92. Do you hope to turn out like your parents?
Not in the least.
93. Are you a morning person?
I'm an all the time person.
94. Do you go to church?
I've never set foot in one.
95.Do you have a job? If so, what is it. If not, why the fuck not?
I'm a cleaner.
96. Do you believe in ghosts?
I believe in spirits.
97. Do you still watch movies on VHS?
I sure do, I'm just that fucking cool.
98. How do you like your women/men?
Women: Really girly, usually blonde, skinny.
Men: Bad boy, dark hair light eyes, built.
Both have to come with a good personality.
99. What is your idea of perfect happiness?
Money, sex, weed, smokes.
100. Which historical figure do you most identify with?
God, or, in the event that he doesn't exist, Shakespeare.
101. What is the trait you most deplore in others?
Ignorance.
102. What do you consider your greatest achievement?
Buying my house.
103. If you could be granted one wish, what would it be?
A hundred more wishes.
104. What would eat if you had no ethics?
A big vat of ketchup.
105. If you had to exist on one food for the rest of your life, what would it be?
Schwarmas,
106. What would you eat for your last meal on earth?
Schwarmas, doritos, and special brownies.
107. Pick up the closest book and write a sentence at random from it
.When Gacy returned, he gave the officers a jar of peanuts.
108. Would you rather chew gum or use mouthwash and why?
Gum. Lasts longer, tastes better.
109. Was fuzzy wuzzy a bear?
He wasn't even fuzzy.
110. Have you ever lied to get off the phone or out of talking to someone online?
I just ignore people when I don't wanna talk to them.
111. What's your favorite color of post-it note?
Blue.
112. What would you say is the most daring thing to do in a lifetime?
Living life to it's fullest. No regrets, never looking back, jumping into everything head first and giving it your all.
113. What's the first thing you do when you sign on to Illest?
Depends on if i'm on a mission or not.
114. Have you ever went directly from Illest to porn or the other way around?
Nah, internet porn sucks.
115. Are you on any forums that you'd rather not admit?
Nah.
116. Have you ever left someone feedback but didn't read or listen to the entire piece?
No, I listen to/read things at least 4 times before i leave feed.
117. Is there someone you think is completely horrible, but you're friends with them and lie?
I'm far too real a person to fake it like that.
118. Who on Illest would you most like to get drunk with of the opposite sex.?
Dom, Plex, Kurse, Jesus, Viral, and Precise (again)
b. same sex?
LadySam
119. Would you consider yourself out of shape?
Nah, I push 4x4 trucks out the snow like twice a week lol.
120. The best kind of sex is:
Fast, hard, electrifying, and public.
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Re: PLEX AND DOUBLE'S FANFUCKINGTABULOUS SURVEY
Double.FL wrote:0. What is your name?
COLIN
1. If you could spit on britney spears, without being caught, would you?
YES
2. Have you ever kissed anything aside from a human being, what was it?
A WINNING SCRATCHCARD
3. If you could tell george bush one thing, what would it be?
YOUR WIFE DIED
4. Whats the biggest thing you've ever killed?
A FOX.. .I RAN IT OVER IN MY CAR
5. Whats the nastiest thing you've ever taken a picture of?
YO MOMMA
6. What is the oddest enviroment you've peed in?
A PUB SINK
7. Whats the nastiest thing you've ever picked up?
A SNAKE. ..IT WAS FUCKIN NASTY
8. What do you hate the most' bout your physical self?
MY FEET
9. Do you flush AND wash ALL the time?
FLUSH EVERY TIME FOR A SHIT. FLUSH EVERY 2ND PISS
10. Do you ever take the phone to the can with you?
YES
11. What's the nastiest thing you have ever taken a picture of?
YO MOMMA
12 (guys) would you wax your stomach for a girl?
STOMACH AND NIPPLE HAIR
12b. (girls) Would you cut off all your hair for a guy?
13. If you ever have kids, what will be the reason?
BOREDOM
14. Have you ever gotten your tounge stuck to something metal?
NAH
15. Would you rather have aids or have no legs and one arm?
AIDS
16. Where is your favorite place to be?
IBIZA
17. Who would you most like to meet that is not famous?
MY GRAN
18. One person from your past you wish you could go back and talk to?
MY COUSIN
19. If you could go into the future and tell yourself one thing, what would it be?
SLOW DOWN
20. Favorite physical feature of the opposite sex?
EYES
21. Least favorite place to be?
A CHURCH
22. Do you believe in an afterlife?
NO
22b. Would you go to heaven or hell, if so?
NONE
23. Identify some things surrounding your computer?
IVE GOT A LAPTOP. BUT RIGHT NOW A LAMP, HASTRAY AND A GLASS OF ORANGE JUICE...LOL
24. Do you prefer large crowds or small groups?
I DUNNO. I GOT A LOT OF FRIENDS WHO`VE KNOWN EACH OR 10 YEARS SO I`D SAY A LARGE CROWD BUT ITS STILL A CLOSE GROUP
25. So you wake up, and there's this person beside you. They seem to be pretty happy and naked, and you're thinking, hey, where's my arm? Was it a friday or a tuesday, what building are you in, and what kind of bed is it?
WHERES MY ARM
26. If you were chillin, minding you own business, and all of a sudden a barrage of wild goats came and attacked everyone in sight, what kind of pants would you be wearing?
BOXERS
27. Life is going well, you have money and a great family. Someone comes along that completely changes your life and you instantly fall in love, which is involuntary. What do you do?
LEAVE HER
28. Would you rather be camping or staying at a hotel?
CAMPING
29. Do you have Piercings/tattoos?
NO PIERCINGS. 6 TATTOOS
29a. If you got any/more, what would you want where would you want them?
THE CEE4 TATTOO I DRUNKENLY GOT LAST SATURDAY ON MY FOREARM COVERED UP WITH A TRIBAL DESIGN. ITS ALREDY BOOKED
29b. Are you ever going to get any?
HELL YEAH
30. What's the stupidest thing u have ever done?
WAS DRUNK N STOLE A CAR, CRASHED IT, RESISTED ARREST AND FORGOT TO DITCH MY DRUGS
31. Last dream you can remember?
I WAS IN THE CARRIBEAN WITH MY GIRL. LOL CHEESEY
32. Do you have a talent that nobody on Illest knows about?
NAH
33. If you could change one thing about yourself what would it be?
HAVE LESS HAIRY EYEBROWS
34. Are you more afraid to be old and grey or young and dead?
OLD AND GRAY
35. Is cheerleading a sport?
NAH
36. How many licks does it take to get to the centre of a tootsie pop?
DEPENDS ON THE TONGUE
37. You ever got an advance from a friend of the same sex?
NO
38. Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
EGG
39. Which is worse: someone with an annoying voice talking to you or someone that keeps sniffling?
VOICE
39b. Someone that keeps changing the channels on you or someone that flips the radio?
RADIO
40. Do u believe in love at first sight
NO
40b. If no, Do you believe in love at all?
YES
41. Name 2 bands/genres most people don't know you like?
JOHNNY CASH. OASIS
42. Name 3 habits you have?
SMOKING, GAMBLING, DRINKING
43. Name a random fact about yourself?
IM THE PUNCHLINE KING
44. Silver, gold or platinum?
GOLD
45. Silly or serious relationship?
SILLY
46. Have you ever disected something?
A FROG IN BIOLOGY
47. Favourite Sports athlete?
PAUL GASGOINGNE
48. Name 3 drinks you regularly drink?
MAD DOG, JACK DANIELS, IRN BRU
49. Name something you'd never wear?
A BASKETBALL TOP
50. Name four scents you love?
MY GIRLFRIENDS PERFUME, SUBWAY SANDWICH SHOP, WEED AND PETROL.. I DONT SNIFF IT BTW
51. Would you rather go on a date with someone you were having a relationship with or go on a vacation with a friend?
FRIEND
52. Paper or plastic?
PAPER
53. Sausage or pepperoni?
SAUSAGE
54. What is the hardest thing you've ever done?
DEFENDED MYSELF
55. Can you unhook a bra with only one hand?
NO LOL
56. Croutons or Bacon Bits?
........
57. 7up or Sprite?
7UP
58. Favorite Cartoon Character?
KANG OUT THE TURTELLES
59. Reason For being in the hospital last?
AFTER GETTIN JUMPED
60. Most annoying question people ask you?
HOWS SCHOOL?....I LEFT 2 YEARS AGO
61. Last Movie you saw in the theater?
AINT BEEN IN AGES.. CANT REMEMBER
62. Are you double jointed?
NO
63. Can you raise one eyebrow at a time?
YES
64. Can you blow smoke rings?
ON MY DAY
65. Can you roll your tongue?
YES
66. Scrabble or Monopoly?
MONOPOLY
67. Can you flare your nostrils?
NOT LIKE BILL
68. Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it?
EH?
69. What utensils, if any, do you use to eat pizza?
NONE
70. Do you cook?
THE BASICS
71. How often do you shower/bathe?
EVERY DAY
72. Hair drying method?
A TOWEL
73. Are you a spitter?
NO
74. Favourite clothing brand?
GIO GOI
75. Shoe brand?
NIKE
76. Name one thing you are obsessed with?
LIFE
77.Have you ever skinny-dipped with the opposite sex?
YES
b. Same sex??
NO
78. What's your sleeping position?
IN A BED
79. Do you use a blanket even when it's hot out?
NO
80. Pool or hot tub?
POOL
81. Rain or Snow?
RAIN
82. Whats the last CD that you went out and bought?
MOBB DEEP BLOOD MONEY
83. What's more important? Strong in body or strong in mind?
STRONG IN MIND
84. Dream Car?
OLD SKOOL FERARRI F50
85. Whats in the trunk of your car?
ANTI FREEZE. A METAL BAR, TOURCH
86. Whats the first thing you do when you wake up in the morning?
CIGARETTE
87. Storms - badass or scary?
EH?
88. Where do you shop at the most?
THE OFF LICENSCE
89. What sports, if any, do you play?
SOCCER
90. What turns you on?
MY GIRLFIEND
91. What turns you off?
IGNORANCE
92. Do you hope to turn out like your parents?
YES BUT RICHER
93. Are you a morning person?
NO
94. Do you go to church?
NO
95.Do you have a job? If so, what is it. If not, why the fuck not?
BUILDING SURVEYOR
96. Do you believe in ghosts?
NO
97. Do you still watch movies on VHS?
NO
98. How do you like your women/men?
WOMEN/ OBVIOUSLY GOOD LOOKING. A LITTLE BIT SHORTER THAN ME. BLONDE OR BRUNETTE. SHOULD NOT BE AS CLEVER AS ME. DUMB IN A CUTE WAY IS GOOD BUT NOT STUPID. NOT A SHY GIRL
99. What is your idea of perfect happiness?
MONEY FAMILY AND FRIENDS
100. Which historical figure do you most identify with?
ALEXANDER THE GREAT
101. What is the trait you most deplore in others?
SHYNESS
102. What do you consider your greatest achievement?
GETTIN MY SHIT TOGETHER AND MOVING OUT OF MY PARENTS HOUSE
103. If you could be granted one wish, what would it be?
KEIRA KNIGHTLEY NAKED WITH BREAST IMPLANTS
104. What would eat if you had no ethics?
MY FINGER
105. If you had to exist on one food for the rest of your life, what would it be?
PIZZA
106. What would you eat for your last meal on earth?
PIZZA
107. Pick up the closest book and write a sentence at random from it
.
AINT GOT A BOOK
108. Would you rather chew gum or use mouthwash and why?
GUM COZ ITS GOOD AFTER A CIGAREETTE
109. Was fuzzy wuzzy a bear?
FUCK KNOWS LOL
110. Have you ever lied to get off the phone or out of talking to someone online?
YES
111. What's your favorite color of post-it note?
?
112. What would you say is the most daring thing to do in a lifetime?
RUSSIAN ROULETTE
113. What's the first thing you do when you sign on to Illest?
CHECK PREVIOUS POSTS
114. Have you ever went directly from Illest to porn or the other way around?
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YESS
115. Are you on any forums that you'd rather not admit?
NO OTHER FORUM BUT ILLEST
116. Have you ever left someone feedback but didn't read or listen to the entire piece?
YES. IN AN AUDIO SOMETIMES HALF OF IT IS ENOUGH
117. Is there someone you think is completely horrible, but you're friends with them and lie?
NO
118. Who on Illest would you most like to get drunk with of the opposite sex.?
DOUBLE FL
b. same sex?
HAZARD SO HE GOES TO HELL
119. Would you consider yourself out of shape?
IM NOT A HEXAGON
120. The best kind of sex is:
GIRL ON TOP....EASY
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0. What is your name? Vince
1. If you could spit on britney spears, without being caught, would you?
lmao JJ stole my answer bastard,id spit on her either way as well
2. Have you ever kissed anything aside from a human being, what was it?
nope
3. If you could tell george bush one thing, what would it be?
i fucked ur wife,get over it
4. Whats the biggest thing you've ever killed?
a grown man's pride,it felt great
5. Whats the nastiest thing you've ever taken a picture of?
umm,prolly roadkill,which wuz a smashed,ran off left over of a dog
6. What is the oddest enviroment you've peed in?
in school,have u seen those bathrooms?fuckin sick
7. Whats the nastiest thing you've ever picked up?
that same roadkill i mentioned in question 5
8. What do you hate the most' bout your physical self?
umm prolly my toes,idk
9. Do you flush AND wash ALL the time?
always
10. Do you ever take the phone to the can with you?
nah
11. What's the nastiest thing you have ever taken a picture of?
[look@question 5]
12 (guys) would you wax your stomach for a girl?
well considering i dont have a sweater full of hair on my stomach
if she still wanted it done yea
12b. (girls) Would you cut off all your hair for a guy?
wud u do it mics?lol
13. If you ever have kids, what will be the reason?
cuz i wanna mini me
14. Have you ever gotten your tounge stuck to something metal?
metal pole durin lunch in 9th grade =/ lol
15. Would you rather have aids or have no legs and one arm?
aids
16. Where is your favorite place to be?
florida at my uncles house
17. Who would you most like to meet that is not famous?
shit idk
18. One person from your past you wish you could go back and talk to?
my grandpa
19. If you could go into the future and tell yourself one thing, what would it be?
prepare for mouthy ass ppl bcuz ur dealin with em all day
20. Favorite physical feature of the opposite sex?
eyes,legs and stomach
21. Least favorite place to be?
stuck between 2 fat ppl in the theaters
22. Do you believe in an afterlife?
yup
22b. Would you go to heaven or hell, if so?
hopefully heaven but who knows
23. Identify some things surrounding your computer?
pen,notebook,mic,some cds,mp3 player
24. Do you prefer large crowds or small groups?
doesnt matter
25. So you wake up, and there's this person beside you. They seem to be pretty happy and naked, and you're thinking, hey, where's my arm? Was it a friday or a tuesday, what building are you in, and what kind of bed is it?
what the fuck..an arm transplant that i got kidnapped and placed in?
26. If you were chillin, minding you own business, and all of a sudden a barrage of wild goats came and attacked everyone in sight, what kind of pants would you be wearing?
prolly piss stained ones LOL nah jk idk tho
27. Life is going well, you have money and a great family. Someone comes along that completely changes your life and you instantly fall in love, which is involuntary. What do you do?
ask myself why did it happen involuntary?
28. Would you rather be camping or staying at a hotel?
camping
29. Do you have Piercings/tattoos?
yup both ears and one tat for now gettin a new one soon
29a. If you got any/more, what would you want where would you want them?
dunno,options are limitless
29b. Are you ever going to get any?
already have
30. What's the stupidest thing u have ever done?
jumped off a roof around 4am,high as shit into a pool of cold water
31. Last dream you can remember?
wakin up and see no ppl around
32. Do you have a talent that nobody on Illest knows about?
doesnt everybody?
33. If you could change one thing about yourself what would it be?
anger
34. Are you more afraid to be old and grey or young and dead?
young and dead
35. Is cheerleading a sport?
yup
36. How many licks does it take to get to the centre of a tootsie pop?
never counted
37. You ever got an advance from a friend of the same sex?
no
38. Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
egg
39. Which is worse: someone with an annoying voice talking to you or someone that keeps sniffling?
annoying voice
39b. Someone that keeps changing the channels on you or someone that flips the radio?
flips the radio
40. Do u believe in love at first sight
no
40b. If no, Do you believe in love at all?
yup
41. Name 2 bands/genres most people don't know you like?
def leppard and nirvana
42. Name 3 habits you have?
over-think alotta things
always gotta have a drink b4 i go 2 bed
dunno a 3rd one
43. Name a random fact about yourself?
ive had surgery
44. Silver, gold or platinum?
platinum
45. Silly or serious relationship?
serious
46. Have you ever disected something?
yea,a frog,worm,and cow brain
47. Favourite Sports athlete?
no idea
48. Name 3 drinks you regularly drink?
milk,water,oj
49. Name something you'd never wear?
a dress,or skirt
50. Name four scents you love?
candles,chicken,pizza,girls perfume
51. Would you rather go on a date with someone you were having a relationship with or go on a vacation with a friend?
hm,dunno
52. Paper or plastic?
plastic
53. Sausage or pepperoni?
eh i like em both
54. What is the hardest thing you've ever done?
dunno
55. Can you unhook a bra with only one hand?
yup,took practice tho lol
56. Croutons or Bacon Bits?
bacon bits
57. 7up or Sprite?
either or,i guess sprite
58. Favorite Cartoon Character?
sponge bob
59. Reason For being in the hospital last?
surgery
60. Most annoying question people ask you?
'do you know what time it is' when there wearin a watch
61. Last Movie you saw in the theater?
The Condemned
62. Are you double jointed?
yea my thumbs
63. Can you raise one eyebrow at a time?
yup
64. Can you blow smoke rings?
with weed sometimes
65. Can you roll your tongue?
yup
66. Scrabble or Monopoly?
monopoly
67. Can you flare your nostrils?
yea
68. Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it?
twirl
69. What utensils, if any, do you use to eat pizza?
wtf,none
70. Do you cook?
yezzir
71. How often do you shower/bathe?
everyday,twice
72. Hair drying method?
towel
73. Are you a spitter?
uh..lol no
74. Favourite clothing brand?
sean john
75. Shoe brand?
nike
76. Name one thing you are obsessed with?
vodka
77.Have you ever skinny-dipped with the opposite sex?
yup
b. Same sex??
fuck no
78. What's your sleeping position?
on'a bed either curled up or spread out
79. Do you use a blanket even when it's hot out?
yup
80. Pool or hot tub?
hot tub
81. Rain or Snow?
definetly rain
82. Whats the last CD that you went out and bought?
shit i got no clue,i think strength n loyalty by bone thugs
83. What's more important? Strong in body or strong in mind?
strong in mind
84. Dream Car?
nissan skyline
85. Whats in the trunk of your car?
jump-pack,spare tire
86. Whats the first thing you do when you wake up in the morning?
getta drink and eat
87. Storms - badass or scary?
badass
88. Where do you shop at the most?
the mall
89. What sports, if any, do you play?
played football for 3yrs
90. What turns you on?
nice eyes,legs and stomach,also knows if she knows how'ta have a good time
91. What turns you off?
shitty personality with no humor
92. Do you hope to turn out like your parents?
no
93. Are you a morning person?
if i have 2 be
94. Do you go to church?
lol no[idk why that made me laugh just did]
95.Do you have a job? If so, what is it. If not, why the fuck not?
i have a side job,but not a perm. one yet
side-job iz contracting with a neighbor
96. Do you believe in ghosts?
ghosts,no
spirits,yes
97. Do you still watch movies on VHS?
i did a few weeks ago LOL
98. How do you like your women/men?
thin,nice legs,nice eyes,smart,can be independent,knows how 2 make a day enjoyable
99. What is your idea of perfect happiness?
if i knew that i wudnt be searchin 4 it now wud i?,idk i guess whatever makes u happy more then nething
100. Which historical figure do you most identify with?
no idea
101. What is the trait you most deplore in others?
dunno
102. What do you consider your greatest achievement?
dunno
103. If you could be granted one wish, what would it be?
find peace
104. What would eat if you had no ethics?
good question
105. If you had to exist on one food for the rest of your life, what would it be?
iz that even possible?
106. What would you eat for your last meal on earth?
when its my last day ill let u kno
107. Pick up the closest book and write a sentence at random from it
dedicated to those with an open mind and closed heart
108. Would you rather chew gum or use mouthwash and why?
mouthwash,cuz it leaves ur mouth fresh and not all,gumy?
109. Was fuzzy wuzzy a bear?
i think a rabbit
110. Have you ever lied to get off the phone or out of talking to someone online?
yup
111. What's your favorite color of post-it note?
lol wtf,i guess blue or red
112. What would you say is the most daring thing to do in a lifetime?
everyones opinion iz different so idk
113. What's the first thing you do when you sign on to Illest?
check for any new news plex posted n look for some more 2 post myself
114. Have you ever went directly from Illest to porn or the other way around?
nope
115. Are you on any forums that you'd rather not admit?
nah
116. Have you ever left someone feedback but didn't read or listen to the entire piece?
never
117. Is there someone you think is completely horrible, but you're friends with them and lie?
no cuz i wud get irritated after a while
118. Who on Illest would you most like to get drunk with of the opposite sex.?
hmm,prolly double FL or both sam's
b. same sex?
JJ & Shaz
119. Would you consider yourself out of shape? - no
120. The best kind of sex is: make up sex
1. If you could spit on britney spears, without being caught, would you?
lmao JJ stole my answer bastard,id spit on her either way as well
2. Have you ever kissed anything aside from a human being, what was it?
nope
3. If you could tell george bush one thing, what would it be?
i fucked ur wife,get over it
4. Whats the biggest thing you've ever killed?
a grown man's pride,it felt great
5. Whats the nastiest thing you've ever taken a picture of?
umm,prolly roadkill,which wuz a smashed,ran off left over of a dog
6. What is the oddest enviroment you've peed in?
in school,have u seen those bathrooms?fuckin sick
7. Whats the nastiest thing you've ever picked up?
that same roadkill i mentioned in question 5
8. What do you hate the most' bout your physical self?
umm prolly my toes,idk
9. Do you flush AND wash ALL the time?
always
10. Do you ever take the phone to the can with you?
nah
11. What's the nastiest thing you have ever taken a picture of?
[look@question 5]
12 (guys) would you wax your stomach for a girl?
well considering i dont have a sweater full of hair on my stomach
if she still wanted it done yea
12b. (girls) Would you cut off all your hair for a guy?
wud u do it mics?lol
13. If you ever have kids, what will be the reason?
cuz i wanna mini me
14. Have you ever gotten your tounge stuck to something metal?
metal pole durin lunch in 9th grade =/ lol
15. Would you rather have aids or have no legs and one arm?
aids
16. Where is your favorite place to be?
florida at my uncles house
17. Who would you most like to meet that is not famous?
shit idk
18. One person from your past you wish you could go back and talk to?
my grandpa
19. If you could go into the future and tell yourself one thing, what would it be?
prepare for mouthy ass ppl bcuz ur dealin with em all day
20. Favorite physical feature of the opposite sex?
eyes,legs and stomach
21. Least favorite place to be?
stuck between 2 fat ppl in the theaters
22. Do you believe in an afterlife?
yup
22b. Would you go to heaven or hell, if so?
hopefully heaven but who knows
23. Identify some things surrounding your computer?
pen,notebook,mic,some cds,mp3 player
24. Do you prefer large crowds or small groups?
doesnt matter
25. So you wake up, and there's this person beside you. They seem to be pretty happy and naked, and you're thinking, hey, where's my arm? Was it a friday or a tuesday, what building are you in, and what kind of bed is it?
what the fuck..an arm transplant that i got kidnapped and placed in?
26. If you were chillin, minding you own business, and all of a sudden a barrage of wild goats came and attacked everyone in sight, what kind of pants would you be wearing?
prolly piss stained ones LOL nah jk idk tho
27. Life is going well, you have money and a great family. Someone comes along that completely changes your life and you instantly fall in love, which is involuntary. What do you do?
ask myself why did it happen involuntary?
28. Would you rather be camping or staying at a hotel?
camping
29. Do you have Piercings/tattoos?
yup both ears and one tat for now gettin a new one soon
29a. If you got any/more, what would you want where would you want them?
dunno,options are limitless
29b. Are you ever going to get any?
already have
30. What's the stupidest thing u have ever done?
jumped off a roof around 4am,high as shit into a pool of cold water
31. Last dream you can remember?
wakin up and see no ppl around
32. Do you have a talent that nobody on Illest knows about?
doesnt everybody?
33. If you could change one thing about yourself what would it be?
anger
34. Are you more afraid to be old and grey or young and dead?
young and dead
35. Is cheerleading a sport?
yup
36. How many licks does it take to get to the centre of a tootsie pop?
never counted
37. You ever got an advance from a friend of the same sex?
no
38. Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
egg
39. Which is worse: someone with an annoying voice talking to you or someone that keeps sniffling?
annoying voice
39b. Someone that keeps changing the channels on you or someone that flips the radio?
flips the radio
40. Do u believe in love at first sight
no
40b. If no, Do you believe in love at all?
yup
41. Name 2 bands/genres most people don't know you like?
def leppard and nirvana
42. Name 3 habits you have?
over-think alotta things
always gotta have a drink b4 i go 2 bed
dunno a 3rd one
43. Name a random fact about yourself?
ive had surgery
44. Silver, gold or platinum?
platinum
45. Silly or serious relationship?
serious
46. Have you ever disected something?
yea,a frog,worm,and cow brain
47. Favourite Sports athlete?
no idea
48. Name 3 drinks you regularly drink?
milk,water,oj
49. Name something you'd never wear?
a dress,or skirt
50. Name four scents you love?
candles,chicken,pizza,girls perfume
51. Would you rather go on a date with someone you were having a relationship with or go on a vacation with a friend?
hm,dunno
52. Paper or plastic?
plastic
53. Sausage or pepperoni?
eh i like em both
54. What is the hardest thing you've ever done?
dunno
55. Can you unhook a bra with only one hand?
yup,took practice tho lol
56. Croutons or Bacon Bits?
bacon bits
57. 7up or Sprite?
either or,i guess sprite
58. Favorite Cartoon Character?
sponge bob
59. Reason For being in the hospital last?
surgery
60. Most annoying question people ask you?
'do you know what time it is' when there wearin a watch
61. Last Movie you saw in the theater?
The Condemned
62. Are you double jointed?
yea my thumbs
63. Can you raise one eyebrow at a time?
yup
64. Can you blow smoke rings?
with weed sometimes
65. Can you roll your tongue?
yup
66. Scrabble or Monopoly?
monopoly
67. Can you flare your nostrils?
yea
68. Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it?
twirl
69. What utensils, if any, do you use to eat pizza?
wtf,none
70. Do you cook?
yezzir
71. How often do you shower/bathe?
everyday,twice
72. Hair drying method?
towel
73. Are you a spitter?
uh..lol no
74. Favourite clothing brand?
sean john
75. Shoe brand?
nike
76. Name one thing you are obsessed with?
vodka
77.Have you ever skinny-dipped with the opposite sex?
yup
b. Same sex??
fuck no
78. What's your sleeping position?
on'a bed either curled up or spread out
79. Do you use a blanket even when it's hot out?
yup
80. Pool or hot tub?
hot tub
81. Rain or Snow?
definetly rain
82. Whats the last CD that you went out and bought?
shit i got no clue,i think strength n loyalty by bone thugs
83. What's more important? Strong in body or strong in mind?
strong in mind
84. Dream Car?
nissan skyline
85. Whats in the trunk of your car?
jump-pack,spare tire
86. Whats the first thing you do when you wake up in the morning?
getta drink and eat
87. Storms - badass or scary?
badass
88. Where do you shop at the most?
the mall
89. What sports, if any, do you play?
played football for 3yrs
90. What turns you on?
nice eyes,legs and stomach,also knows if she knows how'ta have a good time
91. What turns you off?
shitty personality with no humor
92. Do you hope to turn out like your parents?
no
93. Are you a morning person?
if i have 2 be
94. Do you go to church?
lol no[idk why that made me laugh just did]
95.Do you have a job? If so, what is it. If not, why the fuck not?
i have a side job,but not a perm. one yet
side-job iz contracting with a neighbor
96. Do you believe in ghosts?
ghosts,no
spirits,yes
97. Do you still watch movies on VHS?
i did a few weeks ago LOL
98. How do you like your women/men?
thin,nice legs,nice eyes,smart,can be independent,knows how 2 make a day enjoyable
99. What is your idea of perfect happiness?
if i knew that i wudnt be searchin 4 it now wud i?,idk i guess whatever makes u happy more then nething
100. Which historical figure do you most identify with?
no idea
101. What is the trait you most deplore in others?
dunno
102. What do you consider your greatest achievement?
dunno
103. If you could be granted one wish, what would it be?
find peace
104. What would eat if you had no ethics?
good question
105. If you had to exist on one food for the rest of your life, what would it be?
iz that even possible?
106. What would you eat for your last meal on earth?
when its my last day ill let u kno
107. Pick up the closest book and write a sentence at random from it
dedicated to those with an open mind and closed heart
108. Would you rather chew gum or use mouthwash and why?
mouthwash,cuz it leaves ur mouth fresh and not all,gumy?
109. Was fuzzy wuzzy a bear?
i think a rabbit
110. Have you ever lied to get off the phone or out of talking to someone online?
yup
111. What's your favorite color of post-it note?
lol wtf,i guess blue or red
112. What would you say is the most daring thing to do in a lifetime?
everyones opinion iz different so idk
113. What's the first thing you do when you sign on to Illest?
check for any new news plex posted n look for some more 2 post myself
114. Have you ever went directly from Illest to porn or the other way around?
nope
115. Are you on any forums that you'd rather not admit?
nah
116. Have you ever left someone feedback but didn't read or listen to the entire piece?
never
117. Is there someone you think is completely horrible, but you're friends with them and lie?
no cuz i wud get irritated after a while
118. Who on Illest would you most like to get drunk with of the opposite sex.?
hmm,prolly double FL or both sam's
b. same sex?
JJ & Shaz
119. Would you consider yourself out of shape? - no
120. The best kind of sex is: make up sex
The Kisser wrote:0. What is your name?
Jonnie.
1. If you could spit on britney spears, without being caught, would you?
a Big Green One.
2. Have you ever kissed anything aside from a human being, what was it?
Donkey, Dog, Wall, Loads Of Shit.
3. If you could tell george bush one thing, what would it be?
i Donno. Hey Dude Can i Get ur Autograph?
4. Whats the biggest thing you've ever killed?
Lol Probably a Worm.
5. Whats the nastiest thing you've ever taken a picture of?
No idea.
6. What is the oddest enviroment you've peed in?
in The Middle Of The Street When i Was Like 6.
7. Whats the nastiest thing you've ever picked up?
Dog Shit.
8. What do you hate the most' bout your physical self?
My Right Ear.
9. Do you flush AND wash ALL the time?
Yeah.
10. Do you ever take the phone to the can with you?
Fuck Yeah.
11. What's the nastiest thing you have ever taken a picture of?
HEY U ALREADY ASKED.
12 (guys) would you wax your stomach for a girl?
Fuck No My Hairy Stomach is Manly.
12b. (girls) Would you cut off all your hair for a guy?
13. If you ever have kids, what will be the reason?
Because i Saw Pigs Flying.
14. Have you ever gotten your tounge stuck to something metal?
Nah.
15. Would you rather have aids or have no legs and one arm?
No Legs And One Arm at Least i Could Still Smoke Joints, Use The Remote, Fingertap And Beat Off.
16. Where is your favorite place to be?
Bed.
17. Who would you most like to meet that is not famous?
i Donno?
18. One person from your past you wish you could go back and talk to?
i Donno.
19. If you could go into the future and tell yourself one thing, what would it be?
DUCK!
20. Favorite physical feature of the opposite sex?
Mouth/Lips/Smile/Whatever.
21. Least favorite place to be?
Bus Stops in The Cold, Donno.
22. Do you believe in an afterlife?
No.
22b. Would you go to heaven or hell, if so?
23. Identify some things surrounding your computer?
Speakers, Blank Disc Cases, Phone Card, Screws, Cigarette Packets, Lighter, Skins, Mouse, Ashtray, Pen, Wireless Router, External HD, Modem.
24. Do you prefer large crowds or small groups?
Small Groups.
25. So you wake up, and there's this person beside you. They seem to be pretty happy and naked, and you're thinking, hey, where's my arm? Was it a friday or a tuesday, what building are you in, and what kind of bed is it?
What? lol
26. If you were chillin, minding you own business, and all of a sudden a barrage of wild goats came and attacked everyone in sight, what kind of pants would you be wearing?
Tight Black Ones From The 80's.
27. Life is going well, you have money and a great family. Someone comes along that completely changes your life and you instantly fall in love, which is involuntary. What do you do?
Kill My Family And Run Away With Them.
28. Would you rather be camping or staying at a hotel?
Fucking Hotel.
29. Do you have Piercings/tattoos?
3 Piercings.
29a. If you got any/more, what would you want where would you want them?
Nose (Getting Done This Week Maybe), Labret (Just Under ur Lip), Lip, Eyebrow (Maybe), My Other Ear, Tattoos On My Arms i Guess, Back Too? Donno.
29b. Are you ever going to get any?
Yesssss.
30. What's the stupidest thing u have ever done?
Lol Donno.
31. Last dream you can remember?
The One i Had Last Night About a Cigarette Smoking Race With Some Dude That Was Hanging On My Bedroom Door.
32. Do you have a talent that nobody on Illest knows about?
Piano? Drawing? impersonations?
33. If you could change one thing about yourself what would it be?
i Donno.
34. Are you more afraid to be old and grey or young and dead?
Both Seem Kinda Freaky.
35. Is cheerleading a sport?
No.
36. How many licks does it take to get to the centre of a tootsie pop?
ill Let u Know.
37. You ever got an advance from a friend of the same sex?
Not a Friend But i Have Had Uncomfortable Moments With Guys.
38. Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
Domino.
39. Which is worse: someone with an annoying voice talking to you or someone that keeps sniffling?
Annoying Voice.
39b. Someone that keeps changing the channels on you or someone that flips the radio?
The Fucking Channels.
40. Do u believe in love at first sight
Lol That is Bullshit.
40b. If no, Do you believe in love at all?
ill Believe it When i See it.
41. Name 2 bands/genres most people don't know you like?
80;s Synth Pop And Blues. (eg. a Flock Of Seagulls & Muddy Waters).
42. Name 3 habits you have?
Biting My Nails, Cracking My Knuckles, Shaking My Leg.
43. Name a random fact about yourself?
i Liek Mudkipz.
44. Silver, gold or platinum?
Gold.
45. Silly or serious relationship?
Sillee.
46. Have you ever disected something?
Nah.
47. Favourite Sports athlete?
Mike Tyson.
48. Name 3 drinks you regularly drink?
Pink Juice, Coca Cola, OJ.
49. Name something you'd never wear?
BURBERRY!!! (Clothes Anyway, The Aftershave is Aright).
50. Name four scents you love?
Petrol, Leather, Weed, Lavender.
51. Would you rather go on a date with someone you were having a relationship with or go on a vacation with a friend?
Vacation With a Friend.
52. Paper or plastic?
Paperrrrr.
53. Sausage or pepperoni?
Pepperoni.
54. What is the hardest thing you've ever done?
No idea.
55. Can you unhook a bra with only one hand?
Never Tried Lol.
56. Croutons or Bacon Bits?
CROUTONS IN SOUP NIGGER.
57. 7up or Sprite?
Sprite.
58. Favorite Cartoon Character?
Eric Cartman.
59. Reason For being in the hospital last?
Alcohol Poisoning Lol.
60. Most annoying question people ask you?
WHY DON'T YEW CUT YUR HAIR LOL!?!?11
idiots.
61. Last Movie you saw in the theater?
No Country For Old Men.
62. Are you double jointed?
in My Hands And Wrists.
63. Can you raise one eyebrow at a time?
Eversince i Started Watching WWF Lol.
64. Can you blow smoke rings?
Yeah.
65. Can you roll your tongue?
Yup.
66. Scrabble or Monopoly?
Monopoly.
67. Can you flare your nostrils?
Yeah.
68. Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it?
Twirl, With The Aid Of a Spoon.
69. What utensils, if any, do you use to eat pizza?
None.
70. Do you cook?
a Bit.
71. How often do you shower/bathe?
Every Morning.
72. Hair drying method?
Quick Dry With Towel Then Headbang.
73. Are you a spitter?
Not as Much as i Used To.
74. Favourite clothing brand?
Shit i Donno, Levis?
75. Shoe brand?
Adidas.
76. Name one thing you are obsessed with?
Myself.
77.Have you ever skinny-dipped with the opposite sex?
Yeah.
b. Same sex??
Yeah!
78. What's your sleeping position?
Sideways.
79. Do you use a blanket even when it's hot out?
Fuck Yeah.
80. Pool or hot tub?
Pool.
81. Rain or Snow?
Rain.
82. Whats the last CD that you went out and bought?
NWA Straight Outta Compton....... About 2 And a Half Years Ago.
83. What's more important? Strong in body or strong in mind?
Mind.
84. Dream Car?
Mustang GT.
85. Whats in the trunk of your car?
i Don't Have a Car NIGGER.
86. Whats the first thing you do when you wake up in the morning?
Bitch About Stuff.
87. Storms - badass or scary?
BADASS!
88. Where do you shop at the most?
i Don't Know.
89. What sports, if any, do you play?
Football (Soccer), Hockey, Boxing, Track.
90. What turns you on?
Chicks in Leather.
91. What turns you off?
Dumbass Chicks That Wear a Shitload Of Make Up.
92. Do you hope to turn out like your parents?
Fuck No.
93. Are you a morning person?
Yeah Man.
94. Do you go to church?
Fuck No.
95.Do you have a job? If so, what is it. If not, why the fuck not?
Because im Too High To Work.
96. Do you believe in ghosts?
Nah.
97. Do you still watch movies on VHS?
Nah.
98. How do you like your women/men?
intelligent, independent, into Art And All That Shit Lol. Oh Yeah Hot Too.
99. What is your idea of perfect happiness?
Being Constantly High.
100. Which historical figure do you most identify with?
Hitler.
101. What is the trait you most deplore in others?
Eh.
102. What do you consider your greatest achievement?
Having Sex in McDonalds?
103. If you could be granted one wish, what would it be?
Be Able To Play Anything On Guitar.
104. What would eat if you had no ethics?
People.
105. If you had to exist on one food for the rest of your life, what would it be?
Pizza (Different Toppings a Day Fuck Yeah).
106. What would you eat for your last meal on earth?
i Donno.
107. Pick up the closest book and write a sentence at random from it
Too Lazy.
108. Would you rather chew gum or use mouthwash and why?
Chew Gum, it's Fun.
109. Was fuzzy wuzzy a bear?
Donno, Fuck u.
110. Have you ever lied to get off the phone or out of talking to someone online?
All The Time.
111. What's your favorite color of post-it note?
i Don't Give a Shit Nigger.
112. What would you say is the most daring thing to do in a lifetime?
i Donno.
113. What's the first thing you do when you sign on to Illest?
Sign Back Out.
114. Have you ever went directly from Illest to porn or the other way around?
i Probably Have.
115. Are you on any forums that you'd rather not admit?
Yeah.
116. Have you ever left someone feedback but didn't read or listen to the entire piece?
Nah.
117. Is there someone you think is completely horrible, but you're friends with them and lie?
Nah.
118. Who on Illest would you most like to get drunk with of the opposite sex.?
Double FL (if She Counts).
b. same sex?
Precise, Plex, Double FL.
119. Would you consider yourself out of shape?
Fuck No.
120. The best kind of sex is:
The Kind Where i Move The Least.


AKA SCOTCH HALL, MOE MEIJER & MOMEIJAH.
- LadySam
- Lady Warlord
- Posts: 1395
- Joined: Sun Jan 28, 2007 7:26 am
- Wins: 6
- Losses: 3
- Location: Sydney
0. What is your name?
ladysam
1. If you could spit on britney spears, without being caught, would you?
no
2. Have you ever kissed anything aside from a human being, what was it?
lol no
3. If you could tell george bush one thing, what would it be?
wouldnt say a damn thing
4. Whats the biggest thing you've ever killed?
a HUGE moth
5. Whats the nastiest thing you've ever taken a picture of?
my own vomit
6. What is the oddest enviroment you've peed in?
on the corner of a main road?
7. Whats the nastiest thing you've ever picked up?
a worm
8. What do you hate the most' bout your physical self?
nothing im gorgeous haha
9. Do you flush AND wash ALL the time?
EVERY time
10. Do you ever take the phone to the can with you?
it depends who im talking to
11. What's the nastiest thing you have ever taken a picture of?
12 (guys) would you wax your stomach for a girl?
12b. (girls) Would you cut off all your hair for a guy?
hell no
13. If you ever have kids, what will be the reason?
my partner somehow talked me into it. or the morning after pill wasnt effective
14. Have you ever gotten your tounge stuck to something metal?
nope
15. Would you rather have aids or have no legs and one arm?
lol i dunno actually, id die from aids, but id be so miserable with no legs and one arm
16. Where is your favorite place to be?
the beach for sure
17. Who would you most like to meet that is not famous?
18. One person from your past you wish you could go back and talk to?
theyre not in my life anymore for a reason
19. If you could go into the future and tell yourself one thing, what would it be?
uhhh, be good?
20. Favorite physical feature of the opposite sex?
eyes and smile
21. Least favorite place to be?
home
22. Do you believe in an afterlife?
theres gotta be something after
22b. Would you go to heaven or hell, if so?
hell
23. Identify some things surrounding your computer?
phone, lighter, veronica mars dvd
24. Do you prefer large crowds or small groups?
either
25. So you wake up, and there's this person beside you. They seem to be pretty happy and naked, and you're thinking, hey, where's my arm? Was it a friday or a tuesday, what building are you in, and what kind of bed is it?
friday on a farm in a bed made of hay haha
26. If you were chillin, minding you own business, and all of a sudden a barrage of wild goats came and attacked everyone in sight, what kind of pants would you be wearing?
none, id take them off to run faster lol
27. Life is going well, you have money and a great family. Someone comes along that completely changes your life and you instantly fall in love, which is involuntary. What do you do?
run away lol
28. Would you rather be camping or staying at a hotel?
camping for sureee
29. Do you have Piercings/tattoos?
no tattoos
29a. If you got any/more, what would you want where would you want them?
i want a lip ring and a star on either my ankle or wrist
29b. Are you ever going to get any?
ummmm sure?
30. What's the stupidest thing u have ever done?
wow i do too many stupid things
31. Last dream you can remember?
i had really short hair
32. Do you have a talent that nobody on Illest knows about?
um, i can play the keyboard? i love photography?
33. If you could change one thing about yourself what would it be?
financial status
34. Are you more afraid to be old and grey or young and dead?
old and grey
35. Is cheerleading a sport?
kinda i guess
36. How many licks does it take to get to the centre of a tootsie pop?
lmao
37. You ever got an advance from a friend of the same sex?
lol on a verrrrrrrrrry drunken night, i dont rememer but everyone else seemed to
38. Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
the chicken, it came along with the big bang.
39. Which is worse: someone with an annoying voice talking to you or someone that keeps sniffling?
annoying voice!
39b. Someone that keeps changing the channels on you or someone that flips the radio?
channels
40. Do u believe in love at first sight
nope
40b. If no, Do you believe in love at all?
yea
41. Name 2 bands/genres most people don't know you like?
linkin park, paramore
42. Name 3 habits you have?
smoking, craking my back and knuckles,
43. Name a random fact about yourself?
i pee every hr, sometimes every half hr.
44. Silver, gold or platinum?
none
45. Silly or serious relationship?
serious, with silly bits.
46. Have you ever disected something?
a goats eye it was so cool
47. Favourite Sports athlete?
brad fitler, even though he retired
48. Name 3 drinks you regularly drink?
solo, water, vodka.
49. Name something you'd never wear?
a long skirt
50. Name four scents you love?
onions cooking, pizza, mens perfume. and petrol lmaoo
51. Would you rather go on a date with someone you were having a relationship with or go on a vacation with a friend?
ahhh dunno.
52. Paper or plastic?
plastic
53. Sausage or pepperoni?
neither
54. What is the hardest thing you've ever done?
regain my reputation. till i didnt care anymore
55. Can you unhook a bra with only one hand?
lol ive never tried
56. Croutons or Bacon Bits?
neither
57. 7up or Sprite?
7 up
58. Favorite Cartoon Character?
homer simpson
59. Reason For being in the hospital last?
aunty had a baby
60. Most annoying question people ask you?
is your hair real?
how can you go to uni and be a hairdresser? uh the same way you study and have a job wanker.
61. Last Movie you saw in the theater?
bourne identity
62. Are you double jointed?
nope
63. Can you raise one eyebrow at a time?
no! and that annoys me so much that i cant!
64. Can you blow smoke rings?
haha nope
65. Can you roll your tongue?
i think so
66. 1Scrabble or Monopoly?
both!
67. Can you flare your nostrils?
yea
68. Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it?
twirl
69. What utensils, if any, do you use to eat pizza?
none
70. Do you cook?
i burn. i can cook pasta tho
71. How often do you shower/bathe?
daily
72. Hair drying method?
blow dry
73. Are you a spitter?
no ew. people know not to spit near me. i think its so nasty
74. Favourite clothing brand?
tsubi/lee
75. Shoe brand?
doesnt bother me
76. Name one thing you are obsessed with?
photos, veronica mars
77.Have you ever skinny-dipped with the opposite sex?
nope
b. Same sex??
nope
78. What's your sleeping position?
i fall asleep on the right side, and wake up on the other side of the bed. and dont even wake up to myself moving.
79. Do you use a blanket even when it's hot out?
yes lol
80. Pool or hot tub?
pool
81. Rain or Snow?
it doesnt snow here =(
82. Whats the last CD that you went out and bought?
wow i have no idea.
83. What's more important? Strong in body or strong in mind?
strong in mind
84. Dream Car?
lexus
85. Whats in the trunk of your car?
text books, umbrella, some other shit
86. Whats the first thing you do when you wake up in the morning?
pee or smoke.
87. Storms - badass or scary?
i love storms when im about to sleep
88. Where do you shop at the most?
general pants, or the urban store
89. What sports, if any, do you play?
i use to play netball.
90. What turns you on?
intelligence, and other stuff
91. What turns you off?
rudness, someone who is very arrogant
92. Do you hope to turn out like your parents?
no thanks. maybe a bit like my mum.
93. Are you a morning person?
not at alllllllllll
94. Do you go to church?
no
95.Do you have a job? If so, what is it. If not, why the fuck not?
i have two. in a hair salon and in a marketing firm
96. Do you believe in ghosts?
no
97. Do you still watch movies on VHS?
no
98. How do you like your women/men?
smart, very funny, tall.
99. What is your idea of perfect happiness?
being successful and truly happy with who i am
100. Which historical figure do you most identify with?
i have no idea
101. What is the trait you most deplore in others?
ignorance, rudness.
102. What do you consider your greatest achievement?
being able to support myself haha with no help.
103. If you could be granted one wish, what would it be?
to have unlimited wishes
104. What would eat if you had no ethics?
i dunno im quite picky with food
105. If you had to exist on one food for the rest of your life, what would it be?
pizza
106. What would you eat for your last meal on earth?
pizza!!!!!!!
107. Pick up the closest book and write a sentence at random from it
the management of employment relations is a complex and often contradictory process.
- my employment relations text book haha
108. Would you rather chew gum or use mouthwash and why?
mouthwash. feel fresher with it
109. Was fuzzy wuzzy a bear?
i dont care really
110. Have you ever lied to get off the phone or out of talking to someone online?
yes
111. What's your favorite color of post-it note?
pink
112. What would you say is the most daring thing to do in a lifetime?
quitting, cause you live with it forever
113. What's the first thing you do when you sign on to Illest?
go to the chill
114. Have you ever went directly from Illest to porn or the other way around?
no
115. Are you on any forums that you'd rather not admit?
no
116. Have you ever left someone feedback but didn't read or listen to the entire piece?
no
117. Is there someone you think is completely horrible, but you're friends with them and lie?
nope
118. Who on Illest would you most like to get drunk with of the opposite sex.?
precise, viral, ekoms.
b. same sex?
harle, DFL
119. Would you consider yourself out of shape?
no
120. The best kind of sex is:
when your drunk, or make up sex.
ladysam
1. If you could spit on britney spears, without being caught, would you?
no
2. Have you ever kissed anything aside from a human being, what was it?
lol no
3. If you could tell george bush one thing, what would it be?
wouldnt say a damn thing
4. Whats the biggest thing you've ever killed?
a HUGE moth
5. Whats the nastiest thing you've ever taken a picture of?
my own vomit
6. What is the oddest enviroment you've peed in?
on the corner of a main road?
7. Whats the nastiest thing you've ever picked up?
a worm
8. What do you hate the most' bout your physical self?
nothing im gorgeous haha
9. Do you flush AND wash ALL the time?
EVERY time
10. Do you ever take the phone to the can with you?
it depends who im talking to
11. What's the nastiest thing you have ever taken a picture of?
12 (guys) would you wax your stomach for a girl?
12b. (girls) Would you cut off all your hair for a guy?
hell no
13. If you ever have kids, what will be the reason?
my partner somehow talked me into it. or the morning after pill wasnt effective
14. Have you ever gotten your tounge stuck to something metal?
nope
15. Would you rather have aids or have no legs and one arm?
lol i dunno actually, id die from aids, but id be so miserable with no legs and one arm
16. Where is your favorite place to be?
the beach for sure
17. Who would you most like to meet that is not famous?
18. One person from your past you wish you could go back and talk to?
theyre not in my life anymore for a reason
19. If you could go into the future and tell yourself one thing, what would it be?
uhhh, be good?
20. Favorite physical feature of the opposite sex?
eyes and smile
21. Least favorite place to be?
home
22. Do you believe in an afterlife?
theres gotta be something after
22b. Would you go to heaven or hell, if so?
hell
23. Identify some things surrounding your computer?
phone, lighter, veronica mars dvd
24. Do you prefer large crowds or small groups?
either
25. So you wake up, and there's this person beside you. They seem to be pretty happy and naked, and you're thinking, hey, where's my arm? Was it a friday or a tuesday, what building are you in, and what kind of bed is it?
friday on a farm in a bed made of hay haha
26. If you were chillin, minding you own business, and all of a sudden a barrage of wild goats came and attacked everyone in sight, what kind of pants would you be wearing?
none, id take them off to run faster lol
27. Life is going well, you have money and a great family. Someone comes along that completely changes your life and you instantly fall in love, which is involuntary. What do you do?
run away lol
28. Would you rather be camping or staying at a hotel?
camping for sureee
29. Do you have Piercings/tattoos?
no tattoos
29a. If you got any/more, what would you want where would you want them?
i want a lip ring and a star on either my ankle or wrist
29b. Are you ever going to get any?
ummmm sure?
30. What's the stupidest thing u have ever done?
wow i do too many stupid things
31. Last dream you can remember?
i had really short hair
32. Do you have a talent that nobody on Illest knows about?
um, i can play the keyboard? i love photography?
33. If you could change one thing about yourself what would it be?
financial status
34. Are you more afraid to be old and grey or young and dead?
old and grey
35. Is cheerleading a sport?
kinda i guess
36. How many licks does it take to get to the centre of a tootsie pop?
lmao
37. You ever got an advance from a friend of the same sex?
lol on a verrrrrrrrrry drunken night, i dont rememer but everyone else seemed to
38. Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
the chicken, it came along with the big bang.
39. Which is worse: someone with an annoying voice talking to you or someone that keeps sniffling?
annoying voice!
39b. Someone that keeps changing the channels on you or someone that flips the radio?
channels
40. Do u believe in love at first sight
nope
40b. If no, Do you believe in love at all?
yea
41. Name 2 bands/genres most people don't know you like?
linkin park, paramore
42. Name 3 habits you have?
smoking, craking my back and knuckles,
43. Name a random fact about yourself?
i pee every hr, sometimes every half hr.
44. Silver, gold or platinum?
none
45. Silly or serious relationship?
serious, with silly bits.
46. Have you ever disected something?
a goats eye it was so cool
47. Favourite Sports athlete?
brad fitler, even though he retired
48. Name 3 drinks you regularly drink?
solo, water, vodka.
49. Name something you'd never wear?
a long skirt
50. Name four scents you love?
onions cooking, pizza, mens perfume. and petrol lmaoo
51. Would you rather go on a date with someone you were having a relationship with or go on a vacation with a friend?
ahhh dunno.
52. Paper or plastic?
plastic
53. Sausage or pepperoni?
neither
54. What is the hardest thing you've ever done?
regain my reputation. till i didnt care anymore
55. Can you unhook a bra with only one hand?
lol ive never tried
56. Croutons or Bacon Bits?
neither
57. 7up or Sprite?
7 up
58. Favorite Cartoon Character?
homer simpson
59. Reason For being in the hospital last?
aunty had a baby
60. Most annoying question people ask you?
is your hair real?
how can you go to uni and be a hairdresser? uh the same way you study and have a job wanker.
61. Last Movie you saw in the theater?
bourne identity
62. Are you double jointed?
nope
63. Can you raise one eyebrow at a time?
no! and that annoys me so much that i cant!
64. Can you blow smoke rings?
haha nope
65. Can you roll your tongue?
i think so
66. 1Scrabble or Monopoly?
both!
67. Can you flare your nostrils?
yea
68. Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it?
twirl
69. What utensils, if any, do you use to eat pizza?
none
70. Do you cook?
i burn. i can cook pasta tho
71. How often do you shower/bathe?
daily
72. Hair drying method?
blow dry
73. Are you a spitter?
no ew. people know not to spit near me. i think its so nasty
74. Favourite clothing brand?
tsubi/lee
75. Shoe brand?
doesnt bother me
76. Name one thing you are obsessed with?
photos, veronica mars
77.Have you ever skinny-dipped with the opposite sex?
nope
b. Same sex??
nope
78. What's your sleeping position?
i fall asleep on the right side, and wake up on the other side of the bed. and dont even wake up to myself moving.
79. Do you use a blanket even when it's hot out?
yes lol
80. Pool or hot tub?
pool
81. Rain or Snow?
it doesnt snow here =(
82. Whats the last CD that you went out and bought?
wow i have no idea.
83. What's more important? Strong in body or strong in mind?
strong in mind
84. Dream Car?
lexus
85. Whats in the trunk of your car?
text books, umbrella, some other shit
86. Whats the first thing you do when you wake up in the morning?
pee or smoke.
87. Storms - badass or scary?
i love storms when im about to sleep
88. Where do you shop at the most?
general pants, or the urban store
89. What sports, if any, do you play?
i use to play netball.
90. What turns you on?
intelligence, and other stuff
91. What turns you off?
rudness, someone who is very arrogant
92. Do you hope to turn out like your parents?
no thanks. maybe a bit like my mum.
93. Are you a morning person?
not at alllllllllll
94. Do you go to church?
no
95.Do you have a job? If so, what is it. If not, why the fuck not?
i have two. in a hair salon and in a marketing firm
96. Do you believe in ghosts?
no
97. Do you still watch movies on VHS?
no
98. How do you like your women/men?
smart, very funny, tall.
99. What is your idea of perfect happiness?
being successful and truly happy with who i am
100. Which historical figure do you most identify with?
i have no idea
101. What is the trait you most deplore in others?
ignorance, rudness.
102. What do you consider your greatest achievement?
being able to support myself haha with no help.
103. If you could be granted one wish, what would it be?
to have unlimited wishes
104. What would eat if you had no ethics?
i dunno im quite picky with food
105. If you had to exist on one food for the rest of your life, what would it be?
pizza
106. What would you eat for your last meal on earth?
pizza!!!!!!!
107. Pick up the closest book and write a sentence at random from it
the management of employment relations is a complex and often contradictory process.
- my employment relations text book haha
108. Would you rather chew gum or use mouthwash and why?
mouthwash. feel fresher with it
109. Was fuzzy wuzzy a bear?
i dont care really
110. Have you ever lied to get off the phone or out of talking to someone online?
yes
111. What's your favorite color of post-it note?
pink
112. What would you say is the most daring thing to do in a lifetime?
quitting, cause you live with it forever
113. What's the first thing you do when you sign on to Illest?
go to the chill
114. Have you ever went directly from Illest to porn or the other way around?
no
115. Are you on any forums that you'd rather not admit?
no
116. Have you ever left someone feedback but didn't read or listen to the entire piece?
no
117. Is there someone you think is completely horrible, but you're friends with them and lie?
nope
118. Who on Illest would you most like to get drunk with of the opposite sex.?
precise, viral, ekoms.
b. same sex?
harle, DFL
119. Would you consider yourself out of shape?
no
120. The best kind of sex is:
when your drunk, or make up sex.

- Viral
- Mentally Unstable
- Posts: 3417
- Joined: Sun Jan 15, 2006 2:22 pm
- Wins: 5
- Losses: 1
- Location: Chicago
0. What is your name? Viral
1. If you could spit on britney spears, without being caught, would you?
id shit on dat bitch wit paparazzi on da scene!
2. Have you ever kissed anything aside from a human being, what was it?
nope sorry im sure u wish i did tho!
3. If you could tell george bush one thing, what would it be?
jst hand me presidency bitch
4. Whats the biggest thing you've ever killed?
that i kno of...a squirrel
5. Whats the nastiest thing you've ever taken a picture of?
YOUR FACE!
6. What is the oddest enviroment you've peed in? well unless ive been to another planet n not known..ima have to say...earths enviroment?...lol
7. Whats the nastiest thing you've ever picked up?
puke?...i dunno
8. What do you hate the most' bout your physical self?
nothing really...i could careless
9. Do you flush AND wash ALL the time?
i flush all da time...n i wash my hands wen i drop a load on the alamo....otherwise....its not like i piss on my hands...n if i do..i usually jst wipe em on someones face n tell em its pee but then say its water wen its really pee!...great i kno
10. Do you ever take the phone to the can with you?
i sit on da can wit da phone
11. What's the nastiest thing you have ever taken a picture of?
2nd time its been asked...YOUR FACE BITCH!
12 (guys) would you wax your stomach for a girl?
nope
12b. (girls) Would you cut off all your hair for a guy?
13. If you ever have kids, what will be the reason?
cuz it was a mistake...or im married
14. Have you ever gotten your tounge stuck to something metal?
the freezer door
15. Would you rather have aids or have no legs and one arm?
no legs and one arm
16. Where is your favorite place to be?
my house wen im not here for too fuckin long
17. Who would you most like to meet that is not famous?
noone...cuz obviously there not famous...so how do i kno em to meet em?..THATS RIGHT!!..I DONT!!
18. One person from your past you wish you could go back and talk to?
John Moll {R.I.P.}
19. If you could go into the future and tell yourself one thing, what would it be?
depends on how things were for me then..lol
20. Favorite physical feature of the opposite sex?
smile/eyes
21. Least favorite place to be?
anywhere i dont wanna be!
22. Do you believe in an afterlife?
i am the afterlife
22b. Would you go to heaven or hell, if so?
hell...no one is going to heaven..jst children under 5
23. Identify some things surrounding your computer?
monitor speakers, EMU 0404 Headphones, Mic, 360 Monitor..i can go on n on man
24. Do you prefer large crowds or small groups?
depends on da situation
25. So you wake up, and there's this person beside you. They seem to be pretty happy and naked, and you're thinking, hey, where's my arm? Was it a friday or a tuesday, what building are you in, and what kind of bed is it?
its a friday, im in Area 51, watever they decided to use for mutant testing?..lol
26. If you were chillin, minding you own business, and all of a sudden a barrage of wild goats came and attacked everyone in sight, what kind of pants would you be wearing?
id be wearing jogging pants...so i can...jog...or..run i guess...away
27. Life is going well, you have money and a great family. Someone comes along that completely changes your life and you instantly fall in love, which is involuntary. What do you do?
depending on how it changes my life...id go wit it...but if i dont like the change...fuck da bitch!
28. Would you rather be camping or staying at a hotel?
hotel..fuck camping..too much work!
29. Do you have Piercings/tattoos? yes
29a. If you got any/more, what would you want where would you want them?
tattoos on my forearms n rest of my arms
29b. Are you ever going to get any?
already got a tat n my ears pierced
30. What's the stupidest thing u have ever done?
alot of things
31. Last dream you can remember?
my tattoo had melted off..lol shit was lastnight!
32. Do you have a talent that nobody on Illest knows about?
i guess...most dont kno i can run up walls..lol
33. If you could change one thing about yourself what would it be?
nothing...cuz i stopped caring..lol
34. Are you more afraid to be old and grey or young and dead?
young and dead
35. Is cheerleading a sport?
i suppose...its more of a sport than...ping pong...lol
36. How many licks does it take to get to the centre of a tootsie pop?
it veries on ur toungue size, amount of saliva, size of mouth, and hunger...lol
37. You ever got an advance from a friend of the same sex?
never...n if i ever do...ima stab em
38. Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
neither did..they jst appeared
39. Which is worse: someone with an annoying voice talking to you or someone that keeps sniffling?
both!
39b. Someone that keeps changing the channels on you or someone that flips the radio?
flips the radio
40. Do u believe in love at first sight
sure y not
40b. If no, Do you believe in love at all?
yes i do
41. Name 2 bands/genres most people don't know you like?
Gorrillaz, Nirvana, genre..i suppose...umm rock...n alternative?
42. Name 3 habits you have?
biting my nails, being an asshole...and...i dunno
43. Name a random fact about yourself?
i have hazel green eyes dat go brown in the dark n green in the light
44. Silver, gold or platinum?
silver...or platinum
45. Silly or serious relationship?
serious
46. Have you ever disected something?
yeah frog n somethin else i believe
47. Favourite Sports athlete?
Walter Peyton
48. Name 3 drinks you regularly drink?
Dr Pepper, gatorade, and beer?
49. Name something you'd never wear?
girl clothes
50. Name four scents you love?
i dont kno
51. Would you rather go on a date with someone you were having a relationship with or go on a vacation with a friend?
someone im in a relationship wit
52. Paper or plastic?
plastic...u can suffocate people
53. Sausage or pepperoni?
pepperoni
54. What is the hardest thing you've ever done?
living life
55. Can you unhook a bra with only one hand?
yeah if its on a girl...i dont wear bras...sorry
56. Croutons or Bacon Bits?
bacon bits
57. 7up or Sprite?
sprite
58. Favorite Cartoon Character?
only one i can think of right now is frisky dingo
59. Reason For being in the hospital last?
beyond severe throat pain....like super duper strep er some shit...lol
60. Most annoying question people ask you?
why did u pick viral?
61. Last Movie you saw in the theater?
Cloverfield
62. Are you double jointed?
my thumbs r i think
63. Can you raise one eyebrow at a time?
yes i can
64. Can you blow smoke rings?
not that i know of
65. Can you roll your tongue?
yes
66. Scrabble or Monopoly?
monopoly
67. Can you flare your nostrils?
yes....who cant?
68. Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it?
twirl
69. What utensils, if any, do you use to eat pizza?
my hands
70. Do you cook?
wen i have to
71. How often do you shower/bathe?
usually everyday maybe ill skip a day if im too lazy
72. Hair drying method?
a towel
73. Are you a spitter?
i spit here n there
74. Favourite clothing brand?
dont exactly have one
75. Shoe brand?
adidas
76. Name one thing you are obsessed with?
hip-hop/video games
77.Have you ever skinny-dipped with the opposite sex?
nope i have not
b. Same sex??
nope sorry
78. What's your sleeping position?
usually on my side
79. Do you use a blanket even when it's hot out?
usually
80. Pool or hot tub?
pool
81. Rain or Snow?
rain sleet snow hail
82. Whats the last CD that you went out and bought?
Proof: Searching for Jerry Garcia
83. What's more important? Strong in body or strong in mind?
strong in mind, the body is made to support the mind
84. Dream Car?
dont have one
85. Whats in the trunk of your car?
dont have one at da moment
86. Whats the first thing you do when you wake up in the morning?
piss
87. Storms - badass or scary?
badass
88. Where do you shop at the most?
the store
89. What sports, if any, do you play?
dont play any anymore..but i used to play baseball,soccer,football,basketball, track...all for teams
90. What turns you on?
a woman?
91. What turns you off?
bitches, n bitches who think dere shit dont stick...n bitches who r bitches n bitches who r stupid n think there smart n bitches who claim dey aint bitches...shit like dat
92. Do you hope to turn out like your parents?
wen it comes to money...i suppose i hope to turn out like my dad...otherwise...no
93. Are you a morning person?
i dont mind it...unless its for like...work...school..or court...lol
94. Do you go to church?
no
95.Do you have a job? If so, what is it. If not, why the fuck not?
no, the contract for the building expired...some bullshit
96. Do you believe in ghosts?
i am a ghost
97. Do you still watch movies on VHS?
not unless its all da movie is on...lol
98. How do you like your women/men?
i like my woman...not ugly...or fake...or bitchy...or slutty....ya kno...a faithful woman...
99. What is your idea of perfect happiness?
i suppose...wen u can live forever with the ones u love and do wat u love to do
100. Which historical figure do you most identify with?
i dont
101. What is the trait you most deplore in others?
ignorance, stupidity, know it all syndrome
102. What do you consider your greatest achievement?
surviving till 19...almost at 20...almost jst 3 more months!
103. If you could be granted one wish, what would it be?
The ability to do wat i want...create wat i want...all that good stuff u kno
104. What would eat if you had no ethics?
ethic-less food?...LOL!
105. If you had to exist on one food for the rest of your life, what would it be?
coconuts n pineapples i suppose..lol
106. What would you eat for your last meal on earth?
a bunch of steak n meats...with cheese..lol
107. Pick up the closest book and write a sentence at random from it
"I looked up thru the cars windows, the hole in the dead mans skull, and the window on da other side, and thats when i saw the first one, i spun around and saw five more coming at me from all directions, and behind them were another ten, fifteen, i took a shot at the first one, the round went wild." `World War Z SIIICK ASSS BOOOK! first one n last ive bought in years...ive yet to finish it
108. Would you rather chew gum or use mouthwash and why?
mouthwash, it lasts longer, and is faster
109. Was fuzzy wuzzy a bear?
fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair!
110. Have you ever lied to get off the phone or out of talking to someone online?
lol who hasnt, i normally dont tho, i feel bad...only time i do it...is if its someone i dont like...or someone who randomly decided to call me...after who knos how long of not talkin..lol...otherwise its all good
111. What's your favorite color of post-it note?
i dont use em..but id say baby blue
112. What would you say is the most daring thing to do in a lifetime?
skydive over 500 times
113. What's the first thing you do when you sign on to Illest?
check the boards?...DUH!
114. Have you ever went directly from Illest to porn or the other way around?
nope cant say i have...sorry tom..i kno u were waitin for dis answer!
115. Are you on any forums that you'd rather not admit?
nope dis is da only one...well im on the official XBOX forums...but i havent gone on in like a year or so
116. Have you ever left someone feedback but didn't read or listen to the entire piece?
lol yeah...normally i do dat wen it really sucks...or is really good...hahaha
117. Is there someone you think is completely horrible, but you're friends with them and lie?
no, if i dont like you....youll fucking know it..BITCH!
118. Who on Illest would you most like to get drunk with of the opposite sex.?
harle, shes a funny drunk
b. same sex?
Precise with his drunk canadian self...get down on some molsen!
119. Would you consider yourself out of shape?
sorta, not quite yet..ima get back into the workout system durin summer...lol winter is hibernation season...im bear like!...lol
120. The best kind of sex is: without a rubber!
1. If you could spit on britney spears, without being caught, would you?
id shit on dat bitch wit paparazzi on da scene!
2. Have you ever kissed anything aside from a human being, what was it?
nope sorry im sure u wish i did tho!
3. If you could tell george bush one thing, what would it be?
jst hand me presidency bitch
4. Whats the biggest thing you've ever killed?
that i kno of...a squirrel
5. Whats the nastiest thing you've ever taken a picture of?
YOUR FACE!
6. What is the oddest enviroment you've peed in? well unless ive been to another planet n not known..ima have to say...earths enviroment?...lol
7. Whats the nastiest thing you've ever picked up?
puke?...i dunno
8. What do you hate the most' bout your physical self?
nothing really...i could careless
9. Do you flush AND wash ALL the time?
i flush all da time...n i wash my hands wen i drop a load on the alamo....otherwise....its not like i piss on my hands...n if i do..i usually jst wipe em on someones face n tell em its pee but then say its water wen its really pee!...great i kno
10. Do you ever take the phone to the can with you?
i sit on da can wit da phone
11. What's the nastiest thing you have ever taken a picture of?
2nd time its been asked...YOUR FACE BITCH!
12 (guys) would you wax your stomach for a girl?
nope
12b. (girls) Would you cut off all your hair for a guy?
13. If you ever have kids, what will be the reason?
cuz it was a mistake...or im married
14. Have you ever gotten your tounge stuck to something metal?
the freezer door
15. Would you rather have aids or have no legs and one arm?
no legs and one arm
16. Where is your favorite place to be?
my house wen im not here for too fuckin long
17. Who would you most like to meet that is not famous?
noone...cuz obviously there not famous...so how do i kno em to meet em?..THATS RIGHT!!..I DONT!!
18. One person from your past you wish you could go back and talk to?
John Moll {R.I.P.}
19. If you could go into the future and tell yourself one thing, what would it be?
depends on how things were for me then..lol
20. Favorite physical feature of the opposite sex?
smile/eyes
21. Least favorite place to be?
anywhere i dont wanna be!
22. Do you believe in an afterlife?
i am the afterlife
22b. Would you go to heaven or hell, if so?
hell...no one is going to heaven..jst children under 5
23. Identify some things surrounding your computer?
monitor speakers, EMU 0404 Headphones, Mic, 360 Monitor..i can go on n on man
24. Do you prefer large crowds or small groups?
depends on da situation
25. So you wake up, and there's this person beside you. They seem to be pretty happy and naked, and you're thinking, hey, where's my arm? Was it a friday or a tuesday, what building are you in, and what kind of bed is it?
its a friday, im in Area 51, watever they decided to use for mutant testing?..lol
26. If you were chillin, minding you own business, and all of a sudden a barrage of wild goats came and attacked everyone in sight, what kind of pants would you be wearing?
id be wearing jogging pants...so i can...jog...or..run i guess...away
27. Life is going well, you have money and a great family. Someone comes along that completely changes your life and you instantly fall in love, which is involuntary. What do you do?
depending on how it changes my life...id go wit it...but if i dont like the change...fuck da bitch!
28. Would you rather be camping or staying at a hotel?
hotel..fuck camping..too much work!
29. Do you have Piercings/tattoos? yes
29a. If you got any/more, what would you want where would you want them?
tattoos on my forearms n rest of my arms
29b. Are you ever going to get any?
already got a tat n my ears pierced
30. What's the stupidest thing u have ever done?
alot of things
31. Last dream you can remember?
my tattoo had melted off..lol shit was lastnight!
32. Do you have a talent that nobody on Illest knows about?
i guess...most dont kno i can run up walls..lol
33. If you could change one thing about yourself what would it be?
nothing...cuz i stopped caring..lol
34. Are you more afraid to be old and grey or young and dead?
young and dead
35. Is cheerleading a sport?
i suppose...its more of a sport than...ping pong...lol
36. How many licks does it take to get to the centre of a tootsie pop?
it veries on ur toungue size, amount of saliva, size of mouth, and hunger...lol
37. You ever got an advance from a friend of the same sex?
never...n if i ever do...ima stab em
38. Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
neither did..they jst appeared
39. Which is worse: someone with an annoying voice talking to you or someone that keeps sniffling?
both!
39b. Someone that keeps changing the channels on you or someone that flips the radio?
flips the radio
40. Do u believe in love at first sight
sure y not
40b. If no, Do you believe in love at all?
yes i do
41. Name 2 bands/genres most people don't know you like?
Gorrillaz, Nirvana, genre..i suppose...umm rock...n alternative?
42. Name 3 habits you have?
biting my nails, being an asshole...and...i dunno
43. Name a random fact about yourself?
i have hazel green eyes dat go brown in the dark n green in the light
44. Silver, gold or platinum?
silver...or platinum
45. Silly or serious relationship?
serious
46. Have you ever disected something?
yeah frog n somethin else i believe
47. Favourite Sports athlete?
Walter Peyton
48. Name 3 drinks you regularly drink?
Dr Pepper, gatorade, and beer?
49. Name something you'd never wear?
girl clothes
50. Name four scents you love?
i dont kno
51. Would you rather go on a date with someone you were having a relationship with or go on a vacation with a friend?
someone im in a relationship wit
52. Paper or plastic?
plastic...u can suffocate people
53. Sausage or pepperoni?
pepperoni
54. What is the hardest thing you've ever done?
living life
55. Can you unhook a bra with only one hand?
yeah if its on a girl...i dont wear bras...sorry
56. Croutons or Bacon Bits?
bacon bits
57. 7up or Sprite?
sprite
58. Favorite Cartoon Character?
only one i can think of right now is frisky dingo
59. Reason For being in the hospital last?
beyond severe throat pain....like super duper strep er some shit...lol
60. Most annoying question people ask you?
why did u pick viral?
61. Last Movie you saw in the theater?
Cloverfield
62. Are you double jointed?
my thumbs r i think
63. Can you raise one eyebrow at a time?
yes i can
64. Can you blow smoke rings?
not that i know of
65. Can you roll your tongue?
yes
66. Scrabble or Monopoly?
monopoly
67. Can you flare your nostrils?
yes....who cant?
68. Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it?
twirl
69. What utensils, if any, do you use to eat pizza?
my hands
70. Do you cook?
wen i have to
71. How often do you shower/bathe?
usually everyday maybe ill skip a day if im too lazy
72. Hair drying method?
a towel
73. Are you a spitter?
i spit here n there
74. Favourite clothing brand?
dont exactly have one
75. Shoe brand?
adidas
76. Name one thing you are obsessed with?
hip-hop/video games
77.Have you ever skinny-dipped with the opposite sex?
nope i have not
b. Same sex??
nope sorry
78. What's your sleeping position?
usually on my side
79. Do you use a blanket even when it's hot out?
usually
80. Pool or hot tub?
pool
81. Rain or Snow?
rain sleet snow hail
82. Whats the last CD that you went out and bought?
Proof: Searching for Jerry Garcia
83. What's more important? Strong in body or strong in mind?
strong in mind, the body is made to support the mind
84. Dream Car?
dont have one
85. Whats in the trunk of your car?
dont have one at da moment
86. Whats the first thing you do when you wake up in the morning?
piss
87. Storms - badass or scary?
badass
88. Where do you shop at the most?
the store
89. What sports, if any, do you play?
dont play any anymore..but i used to play baseball,soccer,football,basketball, track...all for teams
90. What turns you on?
a woman?
91. What turns you off?
bitches, n bitches who think dere shit dont stick...n bitches who r bitches n bitches who r stupid n think there smart n bitches who claim dey aint bitches...shit like dat
92. Do you hope to turn out like your parents?
wen it comes to money...i suppose i hope to turn out like my dad...otherwise...no
93. Are you a morning person?
i dont mind it...unless its for like...work...school..or court...lol
94. Do you go to church?
no
95.Do you have a job? If so, what is it. If not, why the fuck not?
no, the contract for the building expired...some bullshit
96. Do you believe in ghosts?
i am a ghost
97. Do you still watch movies on VHS?
not unless its all da movie is on...lol
98. How do you like your women/men?
i like my woman...not ugly...or fake...or bitchy...or slutty....ya kno...a faithful woman...
99. What is your idea of perfect happiness?
i suppose...wen u can live forever with the ones u love and do wat u love to do
100. Which historical figure do you most identify with?
i dont
101. What is the trait you most deplore in others?
ignorance, stupidity, know it all syndrome
102. What do you consider your greatest achievement?
surviving till 19...almost at 20...almost jst 3 more months!
103. If you could be granted one wish, what would it be?
The ability to do wat i want...create wat i want...all that good stuff u kno
104. What would eat if you had no ethics?
ethic-less food?...LOL!
105. If you had to exist on one food for the rest of your life, what would it be?
coconuts n pineapples i suppose..lol
106. What would you eat for your last meal on earth?
a bunch of steak n meats...with cheese..lol
107. Pick up the closest book and write a sentence at random from it
"I looked up thru the cars windows, the hole in the dead mans skull, and the window on da other side, and thats when i saw the first one, i spun around and saw five more coming at me from all directions, and behind them were another ten, fifteen, i took a shot at the first one, the round went wild." `World War Z SIIICK ASSS BOOOK! first one n last ive bought in years...ive yet to finish it
108. Would you rather chew gum or use mouthwash and why?
mouthwash, it lasts longer, and is faster
109. Was fuzzy wuzzy a bear?
fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair!
110. Have you ever lied to get off the phone or out of talking to someone online?
lol who hasnt, i normally dont tho, i feel bad...only time i do it...is if its someone i dont like...or someone who randomly decided to call me...after who knos how long of not talkin..lol...otherwise its all good
111. What's your favorite color of post-it note?
i dont use em..but id say baby blue
112. What would you say is the most daring thing to do in a lifetime?
skydive over 500 times
113. What's the first thing you do when you sign on to Illest?
check the boards?...DUH!
114. Have you ever went directly from Illest to porn or the other way around?
nope cant say i have...sorry tom..i kno u were waitin for dis answer!
115. Are you on any forums that you'd rather not admit?
nope dis is da only one...well im on the official XBOX forums...but i havent gone on in like a year or so
116. Have you ever left someone feedback but didn't read or listen to the entire piece?
lol yeah...normally i do dat wen it really sucks...or is really good...hahaha
117. Is there someone you think is completely horrible, but you're friends with them and lie?
no, if i dont like you....youll fucking know it..BITCH!
118. Who on Illest would you most like to get drunk with of the opposite sex.?
harle, shes a funny drunk
b. same sex?
Precise with his drunk canadian self...get down on some molsen!
119. Would you consider yourself out of shape?
sorta, not quite yet..ima get back into the workout system durin summer...lol winter is hibernation season...im bear like!...lol
120. The best kind of sex is: without a rubber!


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0. What is your name?
Kronos
1. If you could spit on britney spears, without being caught, would you?
Nope
2. Have you ever kissed anything aside from a human being, what was it?
Yep, kiss my gorgeous self in the mirror everyday. =P
3. If you could tell george bush one thing, what would it be?
Your face is stupid.
4. Whats the biggest thing you've ever killed?
Deer
5. Whats the nastiest thing you've ever taken a picture of?
A disemboweled animal on the side of the road.
6. What is the oddest enviroment you've peed in?
I once peed in my drink cup at the movie theater, because I was to lazy to get up and miss some of the flick. No, I didn't drink it, but, I did leave it as a present for the cleaners.
7. Whats the nastiest thing you've ever picked up?
Said disemboweled animal.
8. What do you hate the most' bout your physical self?
Nada, perfect.
9. Do you flush AND wash ALL the time?
No.
10. Do you ever take the phone to the can with you?
If I'm expecting an important call.
11. What's the nastiest thing you have ever taken a picture of?
See above question.
12 (guys) would you wax your stomach for a girl?
Negative.
12b. (girls) Would you cut off all your hair for a guy?
13. If you ever have kids, what will be the reason?
The condom broke.
14. Have you ever gotten your tounge stuck to something metal?
Nope.
15. Would you rather have aids or have no legs and one arm?
Aids.
16. Where is your favorite place to be?
Anywhere.
17. Who would you most like to meet that is not famous?
You?
18. One person from your past you wish you could go back and talk to?
No one, better to not dwell on the past.
19. If you could go into the future and tell yourself one thing, what would it be?
Don't stop, believing, hold on to that Feeli-i-ing.
20. Favorite physical feature of the opposite sex?
Ass.
21. Least favorite place to be?
There.
22. Do you believe in an afterlife?
Nope, but, I hope I'm wrong.
22b. Would you go to heaven or hell, if so?
Flip a coin, take your choice.
23. Identify some things surrounding your computer?
Bottle of water, iPod, nail clippers, and my cell phone.
24. Do you prefer large crowds or small groups?
Small groups.
25. So you wake up, and there's this person beside you. They seem to be pretty happy and naked, and you're thinking, hey, where's my arm? Was it a friday or a tuesday, what building are you in, and what kind of bed is it?
Umm, seven?
26. If you were chillin, minding you own business, and all of a sudden a barrage of wild goats came and attacked everyone in sight, what kind of pants would you be wearing?
Goats don't wear pants! -- Wait, what was the question again?
27. Life is going well, you have money and a great family. Someone comes along that completely changes your life and you instantly fall in love, which is involuntary. What do you do?
Start hitting it on the side and hope my wife don't find out.
28. Would you rather be camping or staying at a hotel?
Hotel.
29. Do you have Piercings/tattoos?
Nope.
29a. If you got any/more, what would you want where would you want them?
29b. Are you ever going to get any?
Yep.
30. What's the stupidest thing u have ever done?
Stabbed someone in the eye because they said I wouldn't. (They only had to wear a patch for 3 weeks, no biggie, right?)
31. Last dream you can remember?
Umm, nothing.
32. Do you have a talent that nobody on Illest knows about?
Yes?
33. If you could change one thing about yourself what would it be?
Hmph, can't think of anything.
34. Are you more afraid to be old and grey or young and dead?
Young and dead.
35. Is cheerleading a sport?
It's a spectator sport.
36. How many licks does it take to get to the centre of a tootsie pop?
3,601.
37. You ever got an advance from a friend of the same sex?
Yes.
38. Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
The hermaphrodite rooster.
39. Which is worse: someone with an annoying voice talking to you or someone that keeps sniffling?
Sniffling.
39b. Someone that keeps changing the channels on you or someone that flips the radio?
Channels.
40. Do u believe in love at first sight
Nope.
40b. If no, Do you believe in love at all?
Sure.
41. Name 2 bands/genres most people don't know you like?
The Cranberries and ABBA?
42. Name 3 habits you have?
Habits, eh? I don't think I have any.
43. Name a random fact about yourself?
I'm a proud, soulless ginger.
44. Silver, gold or platinum?
Silver.
45. Silly or serious relationship?
Silly.
46. Have you ever disected something?
Yes, a rat and a cat.
47. Favourite Sports athlete?
Football.
48. Name 3 drinks you regularly drink?
Water, Milk, and Rock & Rye.
49. Name something you'd never wear?
A thong.
50. Name four scents you love?
Anything fruity, cinnamon, and oddly enough, BBQ sauce.
51. Would you rather go on a date with someone you were having a relationship with or go on a vacation with a friend?
Date.
52. Paper or plastic?
Paper.
53. Sausage or pepperoni?
Both.
54. What is the hardest thing you've ever done?
Not break someone's face in anger.
55. Can you unhook a bra with only one hand?
I can do it just by willing it done.
56. Croutons or Bacon Bits?
Croutons.
57. 7up or Sprite?
Sprite.
58. Favorite Cartoon Character?
Daffy Duck.
59. Reason For being in the hospital last?
I feel down some steps when I was like six, and a flute I was playing shattered the roof of my mouth.
60. Most annoying question people ask you?
How did you do that?
61. Last Movie you saw in the theater?
Cloverfield.
62. Are you double jointed?
Nope.
63. Can you raise one eyebrow at a time?
Yes.
64. Can you blow smoke rings?
Nope.
65. Can you roll your tongue?
Yes.
66. Scrabble or Monopoly?
Monopoly.
67. Can you flare your nostrils?
Yes.
68. Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it?
Twirl.
69. What utensils, if any, do you use to eat pizza?
None.
70. Do you cook?
Yes.
71. How often do you shower/bathe?
Everyday.
72. Hair drying method?
Nope.
73. Are you a spitter?
No.
74. Favourite clothing brand?
Don't have one.
75. Shoe brand?
Same as above.
76. Name one thing you are obsessed with?
TV shows.
77.Have you ever skinny-dipped with the opposite sex?
No.
b. Same sex??
Double no.
78. What's your sleeping position?
Side.
79. Do you use a blanket even when it's hot out?
Yes.
80. Pool or hot tub?
Pool.
81. Rain or Snow?
Snow.
82. Whats the last CD that you went out and bought?
Couldn't tell you, haven't bought a CD in awhile.
83. What's more important? Strong in body or strong in mind?
Mind.
84. Dream Car?
One that doesn't run on gas, but, on oxygen.
85. Whats in the trunk of your car?
A tire, my CD player, and I think a dead bod...no, I got rid of that.
86. Whats the first thing you do when you wake up in the morning?
Urinate.
87. Storms - badass or scary?
Badass.
88. Where do you shop at the most?
Circuit City.
89. What sports, if any, do you play?
None, but, used to play baseball.
90. What turns you on?
A women.
91. What turns you off?
A man pretending to be a women.
92. Do you hope to turn out like your parents?
No.
93. Are you a morning person?
Not really.
94. Do you go to church?
No.
95.Do you have a job? If so, what is it. If not, why the fuck not?
No, because no one will hire me.
96. Do you believe in ghosts?
Yes.
97. Do you still watch movies on VHS?
No.
98. How do you like your women/men?
Alive preferable.
99. What is your idea of perfect happiness?
Having everything I could ever want/need at my finger tips.
100. Which historical figure do you most identify with?
No idea.
101. What is the trait you most deplore in others?
Ignorance.
102. What do you consider your greatest achievement?
Not turning out like my brother.
103. If you could be granted one wish, what would it be?
World domination!
104. What would eat if you had no ethics?
No clue what that question is asking.
105. If you had to exist on one food for the rest of your life, what would it be?
Burritos.
106. What would you eat for your last meal on earth?
Read above answer.
107. Pick up the closest book and write a sentence at random from it.
"Call me Ismael."
108. Would you rather chew gum or use mouthwash and why?
Gum, because I like to chew.
109. Was fuzzy wuzzy a bear?
Yes, but, he had no hair.
110. Have you ever lied to get off the phone or out of talking to someone online?
No, I just hang up/sign off and go about my marry way.
111. What's your favorite color of post-it note?
Yellow.
112. What would you say is the most daring thing to do in a lifetime?
Strive to take over the world.
113. What's the first thing you do when you sign on to Illest?
Lurk.
114. Have you ever went directly from Illest to porn or the other way around?
No.
115. Are you on any forums that you'd rather not admit?
No.
116. Have you ever left someone feedback but didn't read or listen to the entire piece?
No.
117. Is there someone you think is completely horrible, but you're friends with them and lie?
No.
118. Who on Illest would you most like to get drunk with of the opposite sex.?
First post, so, you the reader.
b. same sex?
You?
119. Would you consider yourself out of shape?
A little.
120. The best kind of sex is:
The free kind.
Kronos
1. If you could spit on britney spears, without being caught, would you?
Nope
2. Have you ever kissed anything aside from a human being, what was it?
Yep, kiss my gorgeous self in the mirror everyday. =P
3. If you could tell george bush one thing, what would it be?
Your face is stupid.
4. Whats the biggest thing you've ever killed?
Deer
5. Whats the nastiest thing you've ever taken a picture of?
A disemboweled animal on the side of the road.
6. What is the oddest enviroment you've peed in?
I once peed in my drink cup at the movie theater, because I was to lazy to get up and miss some of the flick. No, I didn't drink it, but, I did leave it as a present for the cleaners.
7. Whats the nastiest thing you've ever picked up?
Said disemboweled animal.
8. What do you hate the most' bout your physical self?
Nada, perfect.
9. Do you flush AND wash ALL the time?
No.
10. Do you ever take the phone to the can with you?
If I'm expecting an important call.
11. What's the nastiest thing you have ever taken a picture of?
See above question.
12 (guys) would you wax your stomach for a girl?
Negative.
12b. (girls) Would you cut off all your hair for a guy?
13. If you ever have kids, what will be the reason?
The condom broke.
14. Have you ever gotten your tounge stuck to something metal?
Nope.
15. Would you rather have aids or have no legs and one arm?
Aids.
16. Where is your favorite place to be?
Anywhere.
17. Who would you most like to meet that is not famous?
You?
18. One person from your past you wish you could go back and talk to?
No one, better to not dwell on the past.
19. If you could go into the future and tell yourself one thing, what would it be?
Don't stop, believing, hold on to that Feeli-i-ing.
20. Favorite physical feature of the opposite sex?
Ass.
21. Least favorite place to be?
There.
22. Do you believe in an afterlife?
Nope, but, I hope I'm wrong.
22b. Would you go to heaven or hell, if so?
Flip a coin, take your choice.
23. Identify some things surrounding your computer?
Bottle of water, iPod, nail clippers, and my cell phone.
24. Do you prefer large crowds or small groups?
Small groups.
25. So you wake up, and there's this person beside you. They seem to be pretty happy and naked, and you're thinking, hey, where's my arm? Was it a friday or a tuesday, what building are you in, and what kind of bed is it?
Umm, seven?
26. If you were chillin, minding you own business, and all of a sudden a barrage of wild goats came and attacked everyone in sight, what kind of pants would you be wearing?
Goats don't wear pants! -- Wait, what was the question again?
27. Life is going well, you have money and a great family. Someone comes along that completely changes your life and you instantly fall in love, which is involuntary. What do you do?
Start hitting it on the side and hope my wife don't find out.
28. Would you rather be camping or staying at a hotel?
Hotel.
29. Do you have Piercings/tattoos?
Nope.
29a. If you got any/more, what would you want where would you want them?
29b. Are you ever going to get any?
Yep.
30. What's the stupidest thing u have ever done?
Stabbed someone in the eye because they said I wouldn't. (They only had to wear a patch for 3 weeks, no biggie, right?)
31. Last dream you can remember?
Umm, nothing.
32. Do you have a talent that nobody on Illest knows about?
Yes?
33. If you could change one thing about yourself what would it be?
Hmph, can't think of anything.
34. Are you more afraid to be old and grey or young and dead?
Young and dead.
35. Is cheerleading a sport?
It's a spectator sport.
36. How many licks does it take to get to the centre of a tootsie pop?
3,601.
37. You ever got an advance from a friend of the same sex?
Yes.
38. Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
The hermaphrodite rooster.
39. Which is worse: someone with an annoying voice talking to you or someone that keeps sniffling?
Sniffling.
39b. Someone that keeps changing the channels on you or someone that flips the radio?
Channels.
40. Do u believe in love at first sight
Nope.
40b. If no, Do you believe in love at all?
Sure.
41. Name 2 bands/genres most people don't know you like?
The Cranberries and ABBA?
42. Name 3 habits you have?
Habits, eh? I don't think I have any.
43. Name a random fact about yourself?
I'm a proud, soulless ginger.
44. Silver, gold or platinum?
Silver.
45. Silly or serious relationship?
Silly.
46. Have you ever disected something?
Yes, a rat and a cat.
47. Favourite Sports athlete?
Football.
48. Name 3 drinks you regularly drink?
Water, Milk, and Rock & Rye.
49. Name something you'd never wear?
A thong.
50. Name four scents you love?
Anything fruity, cinnamon, and oddly enough, BBQ sauce.
51. Would you rather go on a date with someone you were having a relationship with or go on a vacation with a friend?
Date.
52. Paper or plastic?
Paper.
53. Sausage or pepperoni?
Both.
54. What is the hardest thing you've ever done?
Not break someone's face in anger.
55. Can you unhook a bra with only one hand?
I can do it just by willing it done.
56. Croutons or Bacon Bits?
Croutons.
57. 7up or Sprite?
Sprite.
58. Favorite Cartoon Character?
Daffy Duck.
59. Reason For being in the hospital last?
I feel down some steps when I was like six, and a flute I was playing shattered the roof of my mouth.
60. Most annoying question people ask you?
How did you do that?
61. Last Movie you saw in the theater?
Cloverfield.
62. Are you double jointed?
Nope.
63. Can you raise one eyebrow at a time?
Yes.
64. Can you blow smoke rings?
Nope.
65. Can you roll your tongue?
Yes.
66. Scrabble or Monopoly?
Monopoly.
67. Can you flare your nostrils?
Yes.
68. Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it?
Twirl.
69. What utensils, if any, do you use to eat pizza?
None.
70. Do you cook?
Yes.
71. How often do you shower/bathe?
Everyday.
72. Hair drying method?
Nope.
73. Are you a spitter?
No.
74. Favourite clothing brand?
Don't have one.
75. Shoe brand?
Same as above.
76. Name one thing you are obsessed with?
TV shows.
77.Have you ever skinny-dipped with the opposite sex?
No.
b. Same sex??
Double no.
78. What's your sleeping position?
Side.
79. Do you use a blanket even when it's hot out?
Yes.
80. Pool or hot tub?
Pool.
81. Rain or Snow?
Snow.
82. Whats the last CD that you went out and bought?
Couldn't tell you, haven't bought a CD in awhile.
83. What's more important? Strong in body or strong in mind?
Mind.
84. Dream Car?
One that doesn't run on gas, but, on oxygen.
85. Whats in the trunk of your car?
A tire, my CD player, and I think a dead bod...no, I got rid of that.
86. Whats the first thing you do when you wake up in the morning?
Urinate.
87. Storms - badass or scary?
Badass.
88. Where do you shop at the most?
Circuit City.
89. What sports, if any, do you play?
None, but, used to play baseball.
90. What turns you on?
A women.
91. What turns you off?
A man pretending to be a women.
92. Do you hope to turn out like your parents?
No.
93. Are you a morning person?
Not really.
94. Do you go to church?
No.
95.Do you have a job? If so, what is it. If not, why the fuck not?
No, because no one will hire me.
96. Do you believe in ghosts?
Yes.
97. Do you still watch movies on VHS?
No.
98. How do you like your women/men?
Alive preferable.
99. What is your idea of perfect happiness?
Having everything I could ever want/need at my finger tips.
100. Which historical figure do you most identify with?
No idea.
101. What is the trait you most deplore in others?
Ignorance.
102. What do you consider your greatest achievement?
Not turning out like my brother.
103. If you could be granted one wish, what would it be?
World domination!
104. What would eat if you had no ethics?
No clue what that question is asking.
105. If you had to exist on one food for the rest of your life, what would it be?
Burritos.
106. What would you eat for your last meal on earth?
Read above answer.
107. Pick up the closest book and write a sentence at random from it.
"Call me Ismael."
108. Would you rather chew gum or use mouthwash and why?
Gum, because I like to chew.
109. Was fuzzy wuzzy a bear?
Yes, but, he had no hair.
110. Have you ever lied to get off the phone or out of talking to someone online?
No, I just hang up/sign off and go about my marry way.
111. What's your favorite color of post-it note?
Yellow.
112. What would you say is the most daring thing to do in a lifetime?
Strive to take over the world.
113. What's the first thing you do when you sign on to Illest?
Lurk.
114. Have you ever went directly from Illest to porn or the other way around?
No.
115. Are you on any forums that you'd rather not admit?
No.
116. Have you ever left someone feedback but didn't read or listen to the entire piece?
No.
117. Is there someone you think is completely horrible, but you're friends with them and lie?
No.
118. Who on Illest would you most like to get drunk with of the opposite sex.?
First post, so, you the reader.
b. same sex?
You?
119. Would you consider yourself out of shape?
A little.
120. The best kind of sex is:
The free kind.
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Re: PLEX AND DOUBLE'S FANFUCKINGTABULOUS SURVEY
angryDouble.FL wrote:0. What is your name? Ashley
1. If you could spit on britney spears, without being caught, would you?
No. Fa wat
2. Have you ever kissed anything aside from a human being, what was it?No
3. If you could tell george bush one thing, what would it be?
Your useless bitch
4. Whats the biggest thing you've ever killed?
5. Whats the nastiest thing you've ever taken a picture of?
Uh. .
6. What is the oddest enviroment you've peed in?
Parkin lot behind da car
7. Whats the nastiest thing you've ever picked up?
fresh dog shit
8. What do you hate the most' bout your physical self?
i dont hate nothin but i guess my ears
9. Do you flush AND wash ALL the time?
Yur. if i happen ta be in da parkin lot again,lol, i always got sanitizer or wipes
10. Do you ever take the phone to the can with you?
Yup
11. What's the nastiest thing you have ever taken a picture of?
Dam didn you ask dis already
12 (guys) would you wax your stomach for a girl?
12b. (girls) Would you cut off all your hair for a guy?
i guess so fa da v.a cuz it'll always come back
13. If you ever have kids, what will be the reason?
fa da experience and fa a part of me ta still be here when im gone
14. Have you ever gotten your tounge stuck to something metal?
no
15. Would you rather have aids or have no legs and one arm?
no legs and one arm
16. Where is your favorite place to be?
in my own space
17. Who would you most like to meet that is not famous?
great grandparents
18. One person from your past you wish you could go back and talk to?grandpa
19. If you could go into the future and tell yourself one thing, what would it be?Nothings perfect and neva try ta change yaself ta make somebody else happy
20. Favorite physical feature of the opposite sex?
stomach,eyes, and lips
21. Least favorite place to be?
somewher wit stupid ass people
22. Do you believe in an afterlife?
yea weatha it be heaven or hell
22b. Would you go to heaven or hell, if so?
Heaven cuz your free and happy. Why would you want ta burn fa eternity
23. Identify some things surrounding your computer?
speakers, flowers, candles, picture and Bible.
24. Do you prefer large crowds or small groups?
small groups
25. So you wake up, and there's this person beside you. They seem to be pretty happy and naked, and you're thinking, hey, where's my arm? Was it a friday or a tuesday, what building are you in, and what kind of bed is it?
Around em, Tuesday, apt complex. water bed
26. If you were chillin, minding you own business, and all of a sudden a barrage of wild goats came and attacked everyone in sight, what kind of pants would you be wearing?
denim
27. Life is going well, you have money and a great family. Someone comes along that completely changes your life and you instantly fall in love, which is involuntary. What do you do?
il look past it cuz i wouldn do anything dat would hurt my "great family"
28. Would you rather be camping or staying at a hotel?
hotel. fuck all da bugs and shit
29. Do you have Piercings/tattoos?
yea
29a. If you got any/more, what would you want where would you want them?i dont know wat it would be but i would want my tattoos on leg, lower back and chest maybe
29b. Are you ever going to get any?
30. What's the stupidest thing u have ever done?
bein wit da wrong group wreckin shit
31. Last dream you can remember?
mom goin in a buildin mad as hell and comin out in a stretcher
32. Do you have a talent that nobody on Illest knows about?
I have alot, i can sing, cook, play instrument, dance, write poetry, draw etc
33. If you could change one thing about yourself what would it be?
be more outgoin round people i dont kno
34. Are you more afraid to be old and grey or young and dead?
yung and dead
35. Is cheerleading a sport?
yes
36. How many licks does it take to get to the centre of a tootsie pop? shit i dont kno i aint lickin
37. You ever got an advance from a friend of the same sex?
no but dey a look at me dat one way
38. Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
egg
39. Which is worse: someone with an annoying voice talking to you or someone that keeps sniffling?
voice
39b. Someone that keeps changing the channels on you or someone that flips the radio?flip radio
40. Do u believe in love at first sight
no i believe in lust at first sight doe
40b. If no, Do you believe in love at all?
yes
41. Name 2 bands/genres most people don't know you like?
um i like carrie underwood, and linkin park i guess
42. Name 3 habits you have?
playin wit my fingers, tappin foot, laughin at dum shit
43. Name a random fact about yourself?
im tall 5'9
44. Silver, gold or platinum?
platinum
45. Silly or serious relationship?
both cuz everything dont gotta be serious all da time and ima silly person
46. Have you ever disected something?
yes in anatomy
47. Favourite Sports athlete?
black wr on da patriots
48. Name 3 drinks you regularly drink?
lemonade water and grape pop
49. Name something you'd never wear?
somethin see through ta any event. of course in bedroom doe
50. Name four scents you love?
perfume,cologne,cake, bbq
51. Would you rather go on a date with someone you were having a relationship with or go on a vacation with a friend?
date
52. Paper or plastic?
plastic
53. Sausage or pepperoni?
pepperoni
54. What is the hardest thing you've ever done?
let my guard down
55. Can you unhook a bra with only one hand?
yea not dat i need to
56. Croutons or Bacon Bits?
croutons
57. 7up or Sprite?
sprite
58. Favorite Cartoon Character?
tweety
59. Reason For being in the hospital last?
grandpa died
60. Most annoying question people ask you?
u model
61. Last Movie you saw in the theater?
dam i barely go to da show any more but i think 300
62. Are you double jointed?yup
63. Can you raise one eyebrow at a time?
no, why would i
64. Can you blow smoke rings?
neva tried
65. Can you roll your tongue?
yur
66. Scrabble or Monopoly?
monopoly
67. Can you flare your nostrils?
lol yes
68. Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it?
twirl
69. What utensils, if any, do you use to eat pizza?
nun
70. Do you cook?
yes
71. How often do you shower/bathe?
everyday, twice when i work
72. Hair drying method?
towel
73. Are you a spitter?
no
74. Favourite clothing brand?
dont have a fav, wear anythin dat look gud
75. Shoe brand?
same as with clothes, mostly where air force one's doe when i dont hav on heels
76. Name one thing you are obsessed with?
success
77.Have you ever skinny-dipped with the opposite sex?
no
b. Same sex??
no
78. What's your sleeping position?
north
79. Do you use a blanket even when it's hot out?
yea
80. Pool or hot tub?
pool
81. Rain or Snow?
snow
82. Whats the last CD that you went out and bought?
carter 3
83. What's more important? Strong in body or strong in mind?
mind
84. Dream Car?
lexus dont kno da number
85. Whats in the trunk of your car?
shit
86. Whats the first thing you do when you wake up in the morning?
lay down fa a lil bit,den piss, den brush teeth and wash face
87. Storms - badass or scary?
badass
88. Where do you shop at the most?
shoe sto
89. What sports, if any, do you play?
basketball and track i like football too
90. What turns you on?
when niggas say exactly wat dey want and how dey want it
91. What turns you off?
liars and stupid people
92. Do you hope to turn out like your parents?
strong like dem but dont act like em dey crazy
93. Are you a morning person?
hell na
94. Do you go to church?
no, wish i could sometimes doe
95.Do you have a job? If so, what is it. If not, why the fuck not?
yes, olive garden
96. Do you believe in ghosts?
no, wait yea had a lil experience
97. Do you still watch movies on VHS?
no
98. How do you like your women/men?
strong minded, honest, sexy, say how dey feel, prefer brown dark skin
99. What is your idea of perfect happiness?
nothins perfect
100. Which historical figure do you most identify with?
mlk, lincoln and tubman
101. What is the trait you most deplore in others?
stupidness and lyin fa no fuckin reason
102. What do you consider your greatest achievement?
not lettin anybody get in da way of my goals
103. If you could be granted one wish, what would it be?
for everyone to be happy
104. What would eat if you had no ethics?
dont kno
105. If you had to exist on one food for the rest of your life, what would it be?hamburgers
106. What would you eat for your last meal on earth?
some shit u eat like on thanksgivin in Christmas
107. Pick up the closest book and write a sentence at random from it. "Pray for your friends"
.
108. Would you rather chew gum or use mouthwash and why?
chew gum cuz it last longer and you can always stick anotha one in
109. Was fuzzy wuzzy a bear?
hell if i kno
110. Have you ever lied to get off the phone or out of talking to someone online?
yea, jus ta be nice doe lol
111. What's your favorite color of post-it note?
red
112. What would you say is the most daring thing to do in a lifetime?live da life that wont do anything but hurt u
113. What's the first thing you do when you sign on to Illest?
go ta cyphers
114. Have you ever went directly from Illest to porn or the other way around?no
115. Are you on any forums that you'd rather not admit?
no
116. Have you ever left someone feedback but didn't read or listen to the entire piece?no
117. Is there someone you think is completely horrible, but you're friends with them and lie?no my friends aint perfect doe i tell em dey flaws sometimes
118. Who on Illest would you most like to get drunk with of the opposite sex.?idk
b. same sex?idk
no
119. Would you consider yourself out of shape?
nope
120. The best kind of sex is:
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