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0. What is your name?

1. If you could spit on britney spears, without being caught, would you?


2. Have you ever kissed anything aside from a human being, what was it?


3. If you could tell george bush one thing, what would it be?


4. Whats the biggest thing you've ever killed?

5. Whats the nastiest thing you've ever taken a picture of?


6. What is the oddest enviroment you've peed in?


7. Whats the nastiest thing you've ever picked up?


8. What do you hate the most' bout your physical self?


9. Do you flush AND wash ALL the time?


10. Do you ever take the phone to the can with you?


11. What's the nastiest thing you have ever taken a picture of?


12 (guys) would you wax your stomach for a girl?


12b. (girls) Would you cut off all your hair for a guy?


13. If you ever have kids, what will be the reason?


14. Have you ever gotten your tounge stuck to something metal?


15. Would you rather have aids or have no legs and one arm?


16. Where is your favorite place to be?


17. Who would you most like to meet that is not famous?


18. One person from your past you wish you could go back and talk to?


19. If you could go into the future and tell yourself one thing, what would it be?


20. Favorite physical feature of the opposite sex?


21. Least favorite place to be?


22. Do you believe in an afterlife?


22b. Would you go to heaven or hell, if so?


23. Identify some things surrounding your computer?


24. Do you prefer large crowds or small groups?


25. So you wake up, and there's this person beside you. They seem to be pretty happy and naked, and you're thinking, hey, where's my arm? Was it a friday or a tuesday, what building are you in, and what kind of bed is it?


26. If you were chillin, minding you own business, and all of a sudden a barrage of wild goats came and attacked everyone in sight, what kind of pants would you be wearing?


27. Life is going well, you have money and a great family. Someone comes along that completely changes your life and you instantly fall in love, which is involuntary. What do you do?


28. Would you rather be camping or staying at a hotel?


29. Do you have Piercings/tattoos?


29a. If you got any/more, what would you want where would you want them?


29b. Are you ever going to get any?


30. What's the stupidest thing u have ever done?


31. Last dream you can remember?


32. Do you have a talent that nobody on Illest knows about?


33. If you could change one thing about yourself what would it be?


34. Are you more afraid to be old and grey or young and dead?


35. Is cheerleading a sport?


36. How many licks does it take to get to the centre of a tootsie pop?


37. You ever got an advance from a friend of the same sex?


38. Which came first, the chicken or the egg?


39. Which is worse: someone with an annoying voice talking to you or someone that keeps sniffling?


39b. Someone that keeps changing the channels on you or someone that flips the radio?


40. Do u believe in love at first sight


40b. If no, Do you believe in love at all?


41. Name 2 bands/genres most people don't know you like?


42. Name 3 habits you have?


43. Name a random fact about yourself?


44. Silver, gold or platinum?


45. Silly or serious relationship?


46. Have you ever disected something?


47. Favourite Sports athlete?


48. Name 3 drinks you regularly drink?



49. Name something you'd never wear?


50. Name four scents you love?


51. Would you rather go on a date with someone you were having a relationship with or go on a vacation with a friend?


52. Paper or plastic?


53. Sausage or pepperoni?


54. What is the hardest thing you've ever done?


55. Can you unhook a bra with only one hand?


56. Croutons or Bacon Bits?


57. 7up or Sprite?


58. Favorite Cartoon Character?


59. Reason For being in the hospital last?


60. Most annoying question people ask you?


61. Last Movie you saw in the theater?


62. Are you double jointed?


63. Can you raise one eyebrow at a time?


64. Can you blow smoke rings?


65. Can you roll your tongue?


66. Scrabble or Monopoly?


67. Can you flare your nostrils?


68. Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it?


69. What utensils, if any, do you use to eat pizza?


70. Do you cook?


71. How often do you shower/bathe?


72. Hair drying method?


73. Are you a spitter?


74. Favourite clothing brand?


75. Shoe brand?


76. Name one thing you are obsessed with?


77.Have you ever skinny-dipped with the opposite sex?


b. Same sex??


78. What's your sleeping position?


79. Do you use a blanket even when it's hot out?


80. Pool or hot tub?


81. Rain or Snow?


82. Whats the last CD that you went out and bought?


83. What's more important? Strong in body or strong in mind?


84. Dream Car?


85. Whats in the trunk of your car?


86. Whats the first thing you do when you wake up in the morning?


87. Storms - badass or scary?


88. Where do you shop at the most?


89. What sports, if any, do you play?


90. What turns you on?


91. What turns you off?


92. Do you hope to turn out like your parents?


93. Are you a morning person?


94. Do you go to church?


95.Do you have a job? If so, what is it. If not, why the fuck not?


96. Do you believe in ghosts?


97. Do you still watch movies on VHS?


98. How do you like your women/men?


99. What is your idea of perfect happiness?


100. Which historical figure do you most identify with?


101. What is the trait you most deplore in others?


102. What do you consider your greatest achievement?


103. If you could be granted one wish, what would it be?


104. What would eat if you had no ethics?


105. If you had to exist on one food for the rest of your life, what would it be?


106. What would you eat for your last meal on earth?


107. Pick up the closest book and write a sentence at random from it
.

108. Would you rather chew gum or use mouthwash and why?


109. Was fuzzy wuzzy a bear?


110. Have you ever lied to get off the phone or out of talking to someone online?


111. What's your favorite color of post-it note?


112. What would you say is the most daring thing to do in a lifetime?


113. What's the first thing you do when you sign on to Illest?


114. Have you ever went directly from Illest to porn or the other way around?


115. Are you on any forums that you'd rather not admit?


116. Have you ever left someone feedback but didn't read or listen to the entire piece?


117. Is there someone you think is completely horrible, but you're friends with them and lie?


118. Who on Illest would you most like to get drunk with of the opposite sex.?


b. same sex?


119. Would you consider yourself out of shape?


120. The best kind of sex is:
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39. Which is worse: someone with an annoying voice talking to you or someone that keeps sniffling?

^ someone That Keeps Sniffling
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0. What is your name? Wild Bill

1. If you could spit on britney spears, without being caught, would you? No


2. Have you ever kissed anything aside from a human being, what was it? No


3. If you could tell george bush one thing, what would it be? Uh, Hi?


4. Whats the biggest thing you've ever killed? A snake

5. Whats the nastiest thing you've ever taken a picture of? My friend puking


6. What is the oddest enviroment you've peed in? In the woods, or in a beer bottle


7. Whats the nastiest thing you've ever picked up? My friend with puke all over him


8. What do you hate the most' bout your physical self? Uh, loose skin from losin weight


9. Do you flush AND wash ALL the time? Yeah


10. Do you ever take the phone to the can with you? Yeah, lol


11. What's the nastiest thing you have ever taken a picture of? Already asked


12 (guys) would you wax your stomach for a girl? Sure, fuck it


12b. (girls) Would you cut off all your hair for a guy?


13. If you ever have kids, what will be the reason? That I wanted to


14. Have you ever gotten your tounge stuck to something metal? No


15. Would you rather have aids or have no legs and one arm? Do I still have my dick?


16. Where is your favorite place to be? Home or with friend


17. Who would you most like to meet that is not famous? Dunno


18. One person from your past you wish you could go back and talk to? Ex girlfriend


19. If you could go into the future and tell yourself one thing, what would it be? Enroll in College faster. haha


20. Favorite physical feature of the opposite sex? Ass


21. Least favorite place to be? Hospitals


22. Do you believe in an afterlife? Ehh, I believe in ghosts


22b. Would you go to heaven or hell, if so? Dunno


23. Identify some things surrounding your computer? Spit bottle for chew, 9 empty cans of chew, alarm clock, external HD, cell phone


24. Do you prefer large crowds or small groups? Small grou


25. So you wake up, and there's this person beside you. They seem to be pretty happy and naked, and you're thinking, hey, where's my arm? Was it a friday or a tuesday, what building are you in, and what kind of bed is it? Friday, prolly a random house, dunno what bed


26. If you were chillin, minding you own business, and all of a sudden a barrage of wild goats came and attacked everyone in sight, what kind of pants would you be wearing? Faded jeans I guess


27. Life is going well, you have money and a great family. Someone comes along that completely changes your life and you instantly fall in love, which is involuntary. What do you do? Uhh, bring her along for the ride


28. Would you rather be camping or staying at a hotel? Hotel


29. Do you have Piercings/tattoos? I have a tattoo that takes up most of my upper arm


29a. If you got any/more, what would you want where would you want them? Left upper arm, around my right forearm, and maybe one along my shoulder blades


29b. Are you ever going to get any? Come on now


30. What's the stupidest thing u have ever done? Chugged half a bottle of Tequila


31. Last dream you can remember? Cant remember


32. Do you have a talent that nobody on Illest knows about? Yes


33. If you could change one thing about yourself what would it be? Get ripped


34. Are you more afraid to be old and grey or young and dead? Young and dead


35. Is cheerleading a sport? I could care less


36. How many licks does it take to get to the centre of a tootsie pop? No clue


37. You ever got an advance from a friend of the same sex? Unfortunatley


38. Which came first, the chicken or the egg? The egg


39. Which is worse: someone with an annoying voice talking to you or someone that keeps sniffling? Sniffling


39b. Someone that keeps changing the channels on you or someone that flips the radio? CHannels


40. Do u believe in love at first sight - Not reallly


40b. If no, Do you believe in love at all? Yes


41. Name 2 bands/genres most people don't know you like? Techno and Metal - Scooter and Amorphis


42. Name 3 habits you have? Chewing tobacco, sleeping in, dont have another


43. Name a random fact about yourself? Im double jointed


44. Silver, gold or platinum? Platinum?


45. Silly or serious relationship? Serious


46. Have you ever disected something? Yes


47. Favourite Sports athlete? Too many to name


48. Name 3 drinks you regularly drink? Coke, water, Orange Juice



49. Name something you'd never wear? Flares, lol

50. Name four scents you love? Girls perfume on a girl, my cologne, Citrus Pouches, Italian food


51. Would you rather go on a date with someone you were having a relationship with or go on a vacation with a friend? Yeah


52. Paper or plastic? Paper?


53. Sausage or pepperoni? Pepperoni


54. What is the hardest thing you've ever done? Breakin up with my ex


55. Can you unhook a bra with only one hand? Yes maam


56. Croutons or Bacon Bits? Both


57. 7up or Sprite? Sprite


58. Favorite Cartoon Character? Cartman


59. Reason For being in the hospital last? Sister was sick


60. Most annoying question people ask you? Do you take roids, lmao


61. Last Movie you saw in the theater? Cloverfield


62. Are you double jointed? Yes


63. Can you raise one eyebrow at a time? No


64. Can you blow smoke rings? No


65. Can you roll your tongue? Yes


66. Scrabble or Monopoly? Scrabble


67. Can you flare your nostrils? Yes, really big too


68. Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it? Twirl


69. What utensils, if any, do you use to eat pizza? None


70. Do you cook? Yes


71. How often do you shower/bathe? Often


72. Hair drying method? Whipe with towel, then just let it dry


73. Are you a spitter? Yeah


74. Favourite clothing brand? Buckle, forgot the brand


75. Shoe brand? Jordans


76. Name one thing you are obsessed with? Girls asses


77.Have you ever skinny-dipped with the opposite sex? No


b. Same sex?? No


78. What's your sleeping position?Anything thats comfortable


79. Do you use a blanket even when it's hot out? No


80. Pool or hot tub? Pool


81. Rain or Snow? Rain


82. Whats the last CD that you went out and bought? Cant remember


83. What's more important? Strong in body or strong in mind? Mind


84. Dream Car? Dont have one


85. Whats in the trunk of your car?Battery charger


86. Whats the first thing you do when you wake up in the morning? Take a piss


87. Storms - badass or scary? Badass, tornados are scary


88. Where do you shop at the most? No idea


89. What sports, if any, do you play? Played football for 7 years


90. What turns you on? Girls asses


91. What turns you off? Smoking


92. Do you hope to turn out like your parents? Sure


93. Are you a morning person? Not at all


94. Do you go to church? No


95.Do you have a job? If so, what is it. If not, why the fuck not? Not anymore, company went under


96. Do you believe in ghosts? Yeah


97. Do you still watch movies on VHS? Not really


98. How do you like your women/men? With a fat ass, lol


99. What is your idea of perfect happiness? No clue


100. Which historical figure do you most identify with? Dunno


101. What is the trait you most deplore in others?


102. What do you consider your greatest achievement? Uhh, dunno


103. If you could be granted one wish, what would it be? To be ripped, haha


104. What would eat if you had no ethics? Uhh, same shit I always eat?


105. If you had to exist on one food for the rest of your life, what would it be? Pizza or Chicken


106. What would you eat for your last meal on earth? Chicken Parmesan


107. Pick up the closest book and write a sentence at random from it - No books near me
.

108. Would you rather chew gum or use mouthwash and why? I do both


109. Was fuzzy wuzzy a bear? Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair


110. Have you ever lied to get off the phone or out of talking to someone online? Yes


111. What's your favorite color of post-it note? Yellow?


112. What would you say is the most daring thing to do in a lifetime? Letting your guard down


113. What's the first thing you do when you sign on to Illest? Check the battleground


114. Have you ever went directly from Illest to porn or the other way around? Nah, haha


115. Are you on any forums that you'd rather not admit? No


116. Have you ever left someone feedback but didn't read or listen to the entire piece? No


117. Is there someone you think is completely horrible, but you're friends with them and lie? Used to be


118. Who on Illest would you most like to get drunk with of the opposite sex.? Harlequin, lol


b. same sex? Kurse would be a funny mother fucker drunk, Dom or Arvincible too


119. Would you consider yourself out of shape? Yeah


120. The best kind of sex is: Sex you dont have to pay for
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Post by complexity »

Double.FL wrote:0. What is your name?

Ian

1. If you could spit on britney spears, without being caught, would you?


Depends what you mean.

2. Have you ever kissed anything aside from a human being, what was it?


Puppy

3. If you could tell george bush one thing, what would it be?


Thanks for nothing.

4. Whats the biggest thing you've ever killed?

A fucking pigeon

5. Whats the nastiest thing you've ever taken a picture of?


Do you really want to know?

6. What is the oddest enviroment you've peed in?


the wind

7. Whats the nastiest thing you've ever picked up?


Dog Shit

8. What do you hate the most' bout your physical self?


We can all scrutinize but I'd say Dimples.

9. Do you flush AND wash ALL the time?


Basically

10. Do you ever take the phone to the can with you?


Nah.

11. What's the nastiest thing you have ever taken a picture of?


Don't ask.

12 (guys) would you wax your stomach for a girl?


Sure, not a big fan of hair.

12b. (girls) Would you cut off all your hair for a guy?


13. If you ever have kids, what will be the reason?


The adventure of it.

14. Have you ever gotten your tounge stuck to something metal?


Pole

15. Would you rather have aids or have no legs and one arm?


No legs and one arm

16. Where is your favorite place to be?


Somewhere with a great view, e.g. near a mountain

17. Who would you most like to meet that is not famous?


My moms father.

18. One person from your past you wish you could go back and talk to?


Someone who died.

19. If you could go into the future and tell yourself one thing, what would it be?


Don't trust people.

20. Favorite physical feature of the opposite sex?


Stomach, abs, etc.

21. Least favorite place to be?


Computer 99 percent of the time

22. Do you believe in an afterlife?


Not much.

22b. Would you go to heaven or hell, if so?


Heaven with an ideal god?

23. Identify some things surrounding your computer?


Hat, water bottle, speakers, ashtray and a bottle cap

24. Do you prefer large crowds or small groups?


Small groups

25. So you wake up, and there's this person beside you. They seem to be pretty happy and naked, and you're thinking, hey, where's my arm? Was it a friday or a tuesday, what building are you in, and what kind of bed is it?


I was drafted to Iran. I'm in a random building there. It's the floor.

26. If you were chillin, minding you own business, and all of a sudden a barrage of wild goats came and attacked everyone in sight, what kind of pants would you be wearing?


Probably the same ones I got on now, black ones.

27. Life is going well, you have money and a great family. Someone comes along that completely changes your life and you instantly fall in love, which is involuntary. What do you do?


I'd rather be miserable then make people around me that way.

28. Would you rather be camping or staying at a hotel?


Camping, much more adventurous.

29. Do you have Piercings/tattoos?


Nope

29a. If you got any/more, what would you want where would you want them?


29b. Are you ever going to get any?


I doubt it. I got enough scars.

30. What's the stupidest thing u have ever done?


Lived my life the way I did from 13-16

31. Last dream you can remember?


It's not rare, but one where I knew I was dreaming and I felt like something was going to happen and I was trying to wake myself up in the dream. It was really scary.

32. Do you have a talent that nobody on Illest knows about?


Plenty like being a decent at adlib comedy. I can't do it online.

33. If you could change one thing about yourself what would it be?


Sometimes coming off as arrogant or know it all. When I'm far from either.

34. Are you more afraid to be old and grey or young and dead?


Young and dead.

35. Is cheerleading a sport?


Yup. Not the fat girls trying to put their foot up in the air, but the girls who do the crazy shit.

36. How many licks does it take to get to the centre of a tootsie pop?


33

37. You ever got an advance from a friend of the same sex?


yup

38. Which came first, the chicken or the egg?


egg

39. Which is worse: someone with an annoying voice talking to you or someone that keeps sniffling?


annoying voice, sorry

39b. Someone that keeps changing the channels on you or someone that flips the radio?


flips the radio, hands down

40. Do u believe in love at first sight


Nope

40b. If no, Do you believe in love at all?


Yup, and love can be categorized in so many different ways. I'm sorry about your childhood, if you don't believe in love.

41. Name 2 bands/genres most people don't know you like?


Heavy Metal and soft rock

42. Name 3 habits you have?


Smoking, not eating, and not sleeping

43. Name a random fact about yourself?


I'm only 5'7-or-8?

44. Silver, gold or platinum?


Silver

45. Silly or serious relationship?


Serious if it's with a girl.

46. Have you ever disected something?


Nope, I pulled a Lisa. Less dramatic though.

47. Favourite Sports athlete?


Jordan

48. Name 3 drinks you regularly drink?


Red Bull, Coffee, and Water


49. Name something you'd never wear?


A skirt

50. Name four scents you love?


Candles, perfume, cologne, the pool

51. Would you rather go on a date with someone you were having a relationship with or go on a vacation with a friend?


Date, if you have a good friend everyday can be a vacation, no matter if you go somewhere or not. A date (not conformed idea of one) in a relationship is essential.

52. Paper or plastic?


Paper

53. Sausage or pepperoni?


Sausage if it's cooked

54. What is the hardest thing you've ever done?


Learned computer shit. Not to get specific.

55. Can you unhook a bra with only one hand?


Eh, I'm not claiming to be an expert.

56. Croutons or Bacon Bits?


Croutons

57. 7up or Sprite?


Sprite, but both are gross

58. Favorite Cartoon Character?


Huey Freeman (boondocks)

59. Reason For being in the hospital last?


Grandmother - she is out

60. Most annoying question people ask you?


On the internet, is are you gay? Because I don't solicit all the online girls. Sue me.

In real life, what are you doing next fucking month.

61. Last Movie you saw in the theater?


Rambo - Horrible

62. Are you double jointed?


Not at all.

63. Can you raise one eyebrow at a time?


Nope

64. Can you blow smoke rings?


Not anymore. Smoking is way to conventional now.

65. Can you roll your tongue?


Who is asking?

66. Scrabble or Monopoly?


Scrabble

67. Can you flare your nostrils?


For some reason, I haven't tried?

68. Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it?


Cut it.

69. What utensils, if any, do you use to eat pizza?


None. Yuck

70. Do you cook?


Word

71. How often do you shower/bathe?


A lot.

72. Hair drying method?


Towel.

73. Are you a spitter?


If you're spitter, honestly, I wouldn't want to know your other habits. That's so pointless, I have an addictive personality and I still don't.

74. Favourite clothing brand?


Honestly, I don't care, element.

75. Shoe brand?


Nike

76. Name one thing you are obsessed with?


Knowledge

77.Have you ever skinny-dipped with the opposite sex?


no

b. Same sex??


no

78. What's your sleeping position?


North

79. Do you use a blanket even when it's hot out?


Yup, I even take hot showers. I'm not a big fan of being hot, I live with it though.

80. Pool or hot tub?


Hot tub, I'm to stressed

81. Rain or Snow?


Rain, snow sucks in basically every way.

82. Whats the last CD that you went out and bought?


Black album.

83. What's more important? Strong in body or strong in mind?


Mind

84. Dream Car?


The kind that I don't drive.

85. Whats in the trunk of your car?


Don't have one, a trunk that is.

86. Whats the first thing you do when you wake up in the morning?


Brush my teeth, possibly because I smoke before I go to sleep.

87. Storms - badass or scary?


Badass in an interesting way.

88. Where do you shop at the most?


Rite aid.

89. What sports, if any, do you play?


I can play basically every sport, unfortunately, I'm only decent at them all. Excelling more at basketball because I've practiced on it more. And I understand the psychology to it.

90. What turns you on?


Good physique, ass, determination, intelligence, wit, etc.

91. What turns you off?


Bad physique, unmotivated and stupidity

92. Do you hope to turn out like your parents?


I'm not like them at all.

93. Are you a morning person?


It doesn't matter. All times of the day can be great. Depends on what you're doing.

94. Do you go to church?


For funerals.

95.Do you have a job? If so, what is it. If not, why the fuck not?


I own businesses.

96. Do you believe in ghosts?


I believe in other dimensions

97. Do you still watch movies on VHS?


Nah

98. How do you like your women/men?


I already answer that. Humor, wit, motivated, good physique, and curious about life in all aspects.

99. What is your idea of perfect happiness?


It doesn't exist. So it's a bad idea.

100. Which historical figure do you most identify with?


Thomas Jefferson because my interests are extensive and I put everything into what I do.

Of course, I don't measure up to him in any shape or form. I can just relate.

101. What is the trait you most deplore in others?


Simplemindedness (lol)?

102. What do you consider your greatest achievement?


Making money.

103. If you could be granted one wish, what would it be?


Giving everybody in the world a shot at the American dream.

104. What would eat if you had no ethics?


The same shit, I eat now. And less meat hopefully, that's my plan.

105. If you had to exist on one food for the rest of your life, what would it be?


A fruit. I don't know which one. I'll think about it.

106. What would you eat for your last meal on earth?


A fucking fruit salad. I'm really not a big fan of food. I'm not anorexic!

Everything I like is expensive though, so that's probably another reason

I don't enjoy eating that much.

I guess, if I paid 20 dollars for every meal, I'd be good.

107. Pick up the closest book and write a sentence at random from it
.

The clothing problem causes me very little concern.

108. Would you rather chew gum or use mouthwash and why?


Mouthwash, I love it.

109. Was fuzzy wuzzy a bear?


Nope.

110. Have you ever lied to get off the phone or out of talking to someone online?


Not with somebody who was interesting.

111. What's your favorite color of post-it note?


I prefer using my mind, but orange.

112. What would you say is the most daring thing to do in a lifetime?


Live up to your own expectations.

113. What's the first thing you do when you sign on to Illest?


Read the shoutbox.

114. Have you ever went directly from Illest to porn or the other way around?


Nope.

115. Are you on any forums that you'd rather not admit?


Yup

116. Have you ever left someone feedback but didn't read or listen to the entire piece?


Nope.

117. Is there someone you think is completely horrible, but you're friends with them and lie?


Yup. It's a horrible feeling. I'm way to sympathetic.

118. Who on Illest would you most like to get drunk with of the opposite sex.?


Double Fl

b. same sex?


Drunken Jesus

119. Would you consider yourself out of shape?


I could be in better shape but no.

120. The best kind of sex is:


Holy shit sex.
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0. What is your name?
Double, Dubz. DFL.

1. If you could spit on britney spears, without being caught, would you?
I'd beat the skank senseless.


2. Have you ever kissed anything aside from a human being, what was it?
My kitty


3. If you could tell george bush one thing, what would it be?
That he should have been a fucking blowjob.

4. Whats the biggest thing you've ever killed?
A racoon.

5. Whats the nastiest thing you've ever taken a picture of?
My buddy after a car accident, his face was mangled to shit, he had a dislocated shoulder, and his arm was snapped


6. What is the oddest enviroment you've peed in?
The mens room (I can't be bothered to wait in line)


7. Whats the nastiest thing you've ever picked up?
The remains of squirrel birth. Or, A cloth that had a used condom in it.


8. What do you hate the most' bout your physical self?
The scars on my stomach from surgery.


9. Do you flush AND wash ALL the time?
ALL the time.


10. Do you ever take the phone to the can with you?
Depends on who I'm on it with.


11. What's the nastiest thing you have ever taken a picture of?


12 (guys) would you wax your stomach for a girl?


12b. (girls) Would you cut off all your hair for a guy?
Not unless I wanted to.


13. If you ever have kids, what will be the reason?
The condom broke, or I'm financially capable of staying home with them,


14. Have you ever gotten your tounge stuck to something metal?
I used to have some fucked up fetish for getting my tounge stuck to the window frame of my school bus when I was in kindergarten lol.


15. Would you rather have aids or have no legs and one arm?
No legs and one arm,

16. Where is your favorite place to be?
On stage, on the beach, in my office, and in my big ass comfy bed.


17. Who would you most like to meet that is not famous?
My family in Europe.


18. One person from your past you wish you could go back and talk to?
Dally....RIP

19. If you could go into the future and tell yourself one thing, what would it be?
I'd remind myself that no matter what happens, i'm an ice queen, and I will pull through. Also, I'd remind myself to not trust anyone until they five you a damn good reason to, or good furl for blackmail.

20. Favorite physical feature of the opposite sex?
Eyes

21. Least favorite place to be?
On an excrutiatingly long car ride.

22. Do you believe in an afterlife?
I believe that you go to your personal heaven.

22b. Would you go to heaven or hell, if so?
Heaven to me is likely hell to most.

23. Identify some things surrounding your computer?
Water, smokes, ashtray. pipe. candles, phone.

24. Do you prefer large crowds or small groups?
Small groups. Large crowds make me wanna freak lol.

25. So you wake up, and there's this person beside you. They seem to be pretty happy and naked, and you're thinking, hey, where's my arm? Was it a friday or a tuesday, what building are you in, and what kind of bed is it?
It's Tuesday, I'm in a warehouse, and the bed is made of tires


26. If you were chillin, minding you own business, and all of a sudden a barrage of wild goats came and attacked everyone in sight, what kind of pants would you be wearing?
Black trackers.


27. Life is going well, you have money and a great family. Someone comes along that completely changes your life and you instantly fall in love, which is involuntary. What do you do?
Go on a vacation, figure my shit out, and come back with a logical conclusion.


28. Would you rather be camping or staying at a hotel?
Hotel, camping has too many bugs come along with it.

29. Do you have Piercings/tattoos?
I do.


29a. If you got any/more, what would you want where would you want them?
I'm finishing my sleeves, getting a 50s pin up girl on my leg, and finishing my ears again(piercings)


29b. Are you ever going to get any?


30. What's the stupidest thing u have ever done?
Being the teenager i was, and dropping out of high school repeatedly.

31. Last dream you can remember?
I don't dream when I sleep.

32. Do you have a talent that nobody on Illest knows about?
I am a woman of many hidden talents.

33. If you could change one thing about yourself what would it be?
I'd be less of a perfectionist

34. Are you more afraid to be old and grey or young and dead?
Old and grey, I shouldn't worry though, i highly doubt I'll ever get there.

35. Is cheerleading a sport?
Well, yes, it is. But I mean really, shut them up and call it group gymnastics.


36. How many licks does it take to get to the centre of a tootsie pop?
Depends on who you're teasing.


37. You ever got an advance from a friend of the same sex?
Yes, then I dated her for a year.


38. Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
Me. Yeah, that's right, I beat 'em both.


39. Which is worse: someone with an annoying voice talking to you or someone that keeps sniffling?
Annoying voice, it just makes you want to jam a fucking crowbar down their throat. Unless they're sniffling like a crack head. In fact, they're equally horrible.


39b. Someone that keeps changing the channels on you or someone that flips the radio?
TV. Radio doesn't bother me.


40. Do u believe in love at first sight
Nah, it's all lust for at least the first year.

40b. If no, Do you believe in love at all?
To different extents and degrees.


41. Name 2 bands/genres most people don't know you like?
*Bands: The Eagles. Earth, Wind, and Fire.
*Genre: Country, Blues.

42. Name 3 habits you have?
*Biting my labret ring.
*Bouncing my leg
*Perfectionism


43. Name a random fact about yourself?
I can't whistle...I blame it on all the steel in my mouth. lol.


44. Silver, gold or platinum?
Platinum

45. Silly or serious relationship?
You need to have both aspects to make it work.


46. Have you ever disected something?
A mudpuppie, shark, bullfrog, and pig.

47. Favourite Sports athlete?
Wayne Gretzky,

48. Name 3 drinks you regularly drink?
*Water
*Coffee
*Red Bull


49. Name something you'd never wear?
Spandex

50. Name four scents you love?
*Cake
*Gas
*Spring
*Weed

51. Would you rather go on a date with someone you were having a relationship with or go on a vacation with a friend?
This can be the same thing.


52. Paper or plastic?
Reusable cloth.


53. Sausage or pepperoni?
Pepperoni sticks.


54. What is the hardest thing you've ever done?
Left my life behind to start again.

55. Can you unhook a bra with only one hand?
I sure can.

56. Croutons or Bacon Bits?
Both

57. 7up or Sprite?
Weed.


58. Favorite Cartoon Character?
Cruella DeVille


59. Reason For being in the hospital last?
Surgery.

60. Most annoying question people ask you?
"OMG did that hurt?!" (For any random piercing/tattoo}

61. Last Movie you saw in the theater?
8 Mile lol

62. Are you double jointed?
Uh huh

63. Can you raise one eyebrow at a time?
I can


64. Can you blow smoke rings?
Fuckin right

65. Can you roll your tongue?
Yes, aren't you getting it yet? I'm just that fucking great.

66. Scrabble or Monopoly?
Twister.

67. Can you flare your nostrils?
Sure can

68. Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it?
Twirl.

69. What utensils, if any, do you use to eat pizza?
None.

70. Do you cook?
I can. Ordering just takes less time and dishes.

71. How often do you shower/bathe?
At least once a day

72. Hair drying method?
Towel dry, put up.

73. Are you a spitter?
Hell no, there's 14 grams of protein in that shit...Why waste?

74. Favourite clothing brand?
Akademik.

75. Shoe brand?
ADIDAS

76. Name one thing you are obsessed with?
My floors and bathroom being clean.

77.Have you ever skinny-dipped with the opposite sex?
Many a time

b. Same sex??
See above.

78. What's your sleeping position?
On my right side.

79. Do you use a blanket even when it's hot out?
Always.

80. Pool or hot tub?
Hot Tub

81. Rain or Snow?
Rain and lightning.

82. Whats the last CD that you went out and bought?
MSI - FGWSSS

83. What's more important? Strong in body or strong in mind?
Mind, I can take car of the body part lol.

84. Dream Car?
Escalade.


85. Whats in the trunk of your car?
Cleaning products, a speakerbox, and coffee cups lol.

86. Whats the first thing you do when you wake up in the morning?
Piss, light a joint.

87. Storms - badass or scary?
Badass

88. Where do you shop at the most?
The grocery store.

89. What sports, if any, do you play?
None now, I used to play basketball, volleyball, soccer, and baseball, along with dance and Taw Kwon Do.

90. What turns you on?
Lots of things.

91. What turns you off?
People that small, people that don't take care of themselves. Those with no ambition to do anything in life. Quitters.

92. Do you hope to turn out like your parents?
Not in the least.

93. Are you a morning person?
I'm an all the time person.

94. Do you go to church?
I've never set foot in one.

95.Do you have a job? If so, what is it. If not, why the fuck not?
I'm a cleaner.

96. Do you believe in ghosts?
I believe in spirits.

97. Do you still watch movies on VHS?
I sure do, I'm just that fucking cool.

98. How do you like your women/men?
Women: Really girly, usually blonde, skinny.
Men: Bad boy, dark hair light eyes, built.
Both have to come with a good personality.

99. What is your idea of perfect happiness?
Money, sex, weed, smokes.

100. Which historical figure do you most identify with?
God, or, in the event that he doesn't exist, Shakespeare.

101. What is the trait you most deplore in others?
Ignorance.

102. What do you consider your greatest achievement?
Buying my house.

103. If you could be granted one wish, what would it be?
A hundred more wishes.

104. What would eat if you had no ethics?
A big vat of ketchup.


105. If you had to exist on one food for the rest of your life, what would it be?
Schwarmas,

106. What would you eat for your last meal on earth?
Schwarmas, doritos, and special brownies.

107. Pick up the closest book and write a sentence at random from it
.When Gacy returned, he gave the officers a jar of peanuts.

108. Would you rather chew gum or use mouthwash and why?
Gum. Lasts longer, tastes better.

109. Was fuzzy wuzzy a bear?
He wasn't even fuzzy.

110. Have you ever lied to get off the phone or out of talking to someone online?
I just ignore people when I don't wanna talk to them.

111. What's your favorite color of post-it note?
Blue.

112. What would you say is the most daring thing to do in a lifetime?
Living life to it's fullest. No regrets, never looking back, jumping into everything head first and giving it your all.

113. What's the first thing you do when you sign on to Illest?
Depends on if i'm on a mission or not.

114. Have you ever went directly from Illest to porn or the other way around?
Nah, internet porn sucks.

115. Are you on any forums that you'd rather not admit?
Nah.

116. Have you ever left someone feedback but didn't read or listen to the entire piece?
No, I listen to/read things at least 4 times before i leave feed.

117. Is there someone you think is completely horrible, but you're friends with them and lie?
I'm far too real a person to fake it like that.

118. Who on Illest would you most like to get drunk with of the opposite sex.?
Dom, Plex, Kurse, Jesus, Viral, and Precise (again)

b. same sex?
LadySam

119. Would you consider yourself out of shape?
Nah, I push 4x4 trucks out the snow like twice a week lol.

120. The best kind of sex is:
Fast, hard, electrifying, and public.
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Double.FL wrote:0. What is your name?
COLIN

1. If you could spit on britney spears, without being caught, would you?

YES

2. Have you ever kissed anything aside from a human being, what was it?

A WINNING SCRATCHCARD

3. If you could tell george bush one thing, what would it be?

YOUR WIFE DIED

4. Whats the biggest thing you've ever killed?
A FOX.. .I RAN IT OVER IN MY CAR

5. Whats the nastiest thing you've ever taken a picture of?

YO MOMMA

6. What is the oddest enviroment you've peed in?

A PUB SINK

7. Whats the nastiest thing you've ever picked up?

A SNAKE. ..IT WAS FUCKIN NASTY

8. What do you hate the most' bout your physical self?

MY FEET

9. Do you flush AND wash ALL the time?

FLUSH EVERY TIME FOR A SHIT. FLUSH EVERY 2ND PISS

10. Do you ever take the phone to the can with you?

YES

11. What's the nastiest thing you have ever taken a picture of?

YO MOMMA

12 (guys) would you wax your stomach for a girl?

STOMACH AND NIPPLE HAIR

12b. (girls) Would you cut off all your hair for a guy?




13. If you ever have kids, what will be the reason?

BOREDOM

14. Have you ever gotten your tounge stuck to something metal?

NAH

15. Would you rather have aids or have no legs and one arm?

AIDS

16. Where is your favorite place to be?

IBIZA

17. Who would you most like to meet that is not famous?

MY GRAN

18. One person from your past you wish you could go back and talk to?

MY COUSIN

19. If you could go into the future and tell yourself one thing, what would it be?

SLOW DOWN

20. Favorite physical feature of the opposite sex?

EYES

21. Least favorite place to be?

A CHURCH

22. Do you believe in an afterlife?

NO

22b. Would you go to heaven or hell, if so?

NONE

23. Identify some things surrounding your computer?

IVE GOT A LAPTOP. BUT RIGHT NOW A LAMP, HASTRAY AND A GLASS OF ORANGE JUICE...LOL

24. Do you prefer large crowds or small groups?

I DUNNO. I GOT A LOT OF FRIENDS WHO`VE KNOWN EACH OR 10 YEARS SO I`D SAY A LARGE CROWD BUT ITS STILL A CLOSE GROUP

25. So you wake up, and there's this person beside you. They seem to be pretty happy and naked, and you're thinking, hey, where's my arm? Was it a friday or a tuesday, what building are you in, and what kind of bed is it?

WHERES MY ARM

26. If you were chillin, minding you own business, and all of a sudden a barrage of wild goats came and attacked everyone in sight, what kind of pants would you be wearing?

BOXERS

27. Life is going well, you have money and a great family. Someone comes along that completely changes your life and you instantly fall in love, which is involuntary. What do you do?

LEAVE HER

28. Would you rather be camping or staying at a hotel?

CAMPING

29. Do you have Piercings/tattoos?

NO PIERCINGS. 6 TATTOOS

29a. If you got any/more, what would you want where would you want them?

THE CEE4 TATTOO I DRUNKENLY GOT LAST SATURDAY ON MY FOREARM COVERED UP WITH A TRIBAL DESIGN. ITS ALREDY BOOKED

29b. Are you ever going to get any?

HELL YEAH

30. What's the stupidest thing u have ever done?

WAS DRUNK N STOLE A CAR, CRASHED IT, RESISTED ARREST AND FORGOT TO DITCH MY DRUGS

31. Last dream you can remember?

I WAS IN THE CARRIBEAN WITH MY GIRL. LOL CHEESEY

32. Do you have a talent that nobody on Illest knows about?

NAH

33. If you could change one thing about yourself what would it be?

HAVE LESS HAIRY EYEBROWS

34. Are you more afraid to be old and grey or young and dead?

OLD AND GRAY

35. Is cheerleading a sport?

NAH

36. How many licks does it take to get to the centre of a tootsie pop?

DEPENDS ON THE TONGUE

37. You ever got an advance from a friend of the same sex?

NO

38. Which came first, the chicken or the egg?

EGG

39. Which is worse: someone with an annoying voice talking to you or someone that keeps sniffling?

VOICE

39b. Someone that keeps changing the channels on you or someone that flips the radio?

RADIO

40. Do u believe in love at first sight

NO

40b. If no, Do you believe in love at all?


YES

41. Name 2 bands/genres most people don't know you like?

JOHNNY CASH. OASIS

42. Name 3 habits you have?

SMOKING, GAMBLING, DRINKING

43. Name a random fact about yourself?

IM THE PUNCHLINE KING

44. Silver, gold or platinum?

GOLD

45. Silly or serious relationship?

SILLY

46. Have you ever disected something?

A FROG IN BIOLOGY

47. Favourite Sports athlete?

PAUL GASGOINGNE

48. Name 3 drinks you regularly drink?

MAD DOG, JACK DANIELS, IRN BRU


49. Name something you'd never wear?

A BASKETBALL TOP

50. Name four scents you love?

MY GIRLFRIENDS PERFUME, SUBWAY SANDWICH SHOP, WEED AND PETROL.. I DONT SNIFF IT BTW

51. Would you rather go on a date with someone you were having a relationship with or go on a vacation with a friend?

FRIEND

52. Paper or plastic?

PAPER

53. Sausage or pepperoni?
SAUSAGE

54. What is the hardest thing you've ever done?

DEFENDED MYSELF

55. Can you unhook a bra with only one hand?

NO LOL

56. Croutons or Bacon Bits?

........

57. 7up or Sprite?

7UP

58. Favorite Cartoon Character?

KANG OUT THE TURTELLES

59. Reason For being in the hospital last?

AFTER GETTIN JUMPED


60. Most annoying question people ask you?

HOWS SCHOOL?....I LEFT 2 YEARS AGO


61. Last Movie you saw in the theater?

AINT BEEN IN AGES.. CANT REMEMBER

62. Are you double jointed?

NO

63. Can you raise one eyebrow at a time?

YES

64. Can you blow smoke rings?

ON MY DAY

65. Can you roll your tongue?

YES

66. Scrabble or Monopoly?

MONOPOLY

67. Can you flare your nostrils?

NOT LIKE BILL

68. Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it?

EH?

69. What utensils, if any, do you use to eat pizza?

NONE

70. Do you cook?

THE BASICS

71. How often do you shower/bathe?

EVERY DAY

72. Hair drying method?

A TOWEL

73. Are you a spitter?

NO

74. Favourite clothing brand?

GIO GOI

75. Shoe brand?

NIKE

76. Name one thing you are obsessed with?

LIFE

77.Have you ever skinny-dipped with the opposite sex?

YES

b. Same sex??

NO

78. What's your sleeping position?

IN A BED

79. Do you use a blanket even when it's hot out?

NO

80. Pool or hot tub?

POOL

81. Rain or Snow?

RAIN

82. Whats the last CD that you went out and bought?

MOBB DEEP BLOOD MONEY

83. What's more important? Strong in body or strong in mind?

STRONG IN MIND

84. Dream Car?

OLD SKOOL FERARRI F50

85. Whats in the trunk of your car?

ANTI FREEZE. A METAL BAR, TOURCH

86. Whats the first thing you do when you wake up in the morning?

CIGARETTE

87. Storms - badass or scary?

EH?

88. Where do you shop at the most?

THE OFF LICENSCE

89. What sports, if any, do you play?

SOCCER

90. What turns you on?

MY GIRLFIEND

91. What turns you off?

IGNORANCE


92. Do you hope to turn out like your parents?

YES BUT RICHER

93. Are you a morning person?

NO

94. Do you go to church?

NO

95.Do you have a job? If so, what is it. If not, why the fuck not?

BUILDING SURVEYOR

96. Do you believe in ghosts?

NO

97. Do you still watch movies on VHS?

NO

98. How do you like your women/men?

WOMEN/ OBVIOUSLY GOOD LOOKING. A LITTLE BIT SHORTER THAN ME. BLONDE OR BRUNETTE. SHOULD NOT BE AS CLEVER AS ME. DUMB IN A CUTE WAY IS GOOD BUT NOT STUPID. NOT A SHY GIRL

99. What is your idea of perfect happiness?

MONEY FAMILY AND FRIENDS

100. Which historical figure do you most identify with?

ALEXANDER THE GREAT

101. What is the trait you most deplore in others?

SHYNESS

102. What do you consider your greatest achievement?

GETTIN MY SHIT TOGETHER AND MOVING OUT OF MY PARENTS HOUSE

103. If you could be granted one wish, what would it be?

KEIRA KNIGHTLEY NAKED WITH BREAST IMPLANTS

104. What would eat if you had no ethics?

MY FINGER

105. If you had to exist on one food for the rest of your life, what would it be?

PIZZA

106. What would you eat for your last meal on earth?

PIZZA

107. Pick up the closest book and write a sentence at random from it
.
AINT GOT A BOOK

108. Would you rather chew gum or use mouthwash and why?

GUM COZ ITS GOOD AFTER A CIGAREETTE

109. Was fuzzy wuzzy a bear?

FUCK KNOWS LOL

110. Have you ever lied to get off the phone or out of talking to someone online?

YES

111. What's your favorite color of post-it note?

?

112. What would you say is the most daring thing to do in a lifetime?

RUSSIAN ROULETTE

113. What's the first thing you do when you sign on to Illest?

CHECK PREVIOUS POSTS

114. Have you ever went directly from Illest to porn or the other way around?
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YESS

115. Are you on any forums that you'd rather not admit?

NO OTHER FORUM BUT ILLEST

116. Have you ever left someone feedback but didn't read or listen to the entire piece?

YES. IN AN AUDIO SOMETIMES HALF OF IT IS ENOUGH

117. Is there someone you think is completely horrible, but you're friends with them and lie?

NO

118. Who on Illest would you most like to get drunk with of the opposite sex.?

DOUBLE FL

b. same sex?

HAZARD SO HE GOES TO HELL

119. Would you consider yourself out of shape?

IM NOT A HEXAGON

120. The best kind of sex is:

GIRL ON TOP....EASY
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0. What is your name? Vince

1. If you could spit on britney spears, without being caught, would you?
lmao JJ stole my answer bastard,id spit on her either way as well
2. Have you ever kissed anything aside from a human being, what was it?
nope

3. If you could tell george bush one thing, what would it be?
i fucked ur wife,get over it

4. Whats the biggest thing you've ever killed?
a grown man's pride,it felt great

5. Whats the nastiest thing you've ever taken a picture of?
umm,prolly roadkill,which wuz a smashed,ran off left over of a dog

6. What is the oddest enviroment you've peed in?
in school,have u seen those bathrooms?fuckin sick

7. Whats the nastiest thing you've ever picked up?
that same roadkill i mentioned in question 5

8. What do you hate the most' bout your physical self?
umm prolly my toes,idk

9. Do you flush AND wash ALL the time?
always

10. Do you ever take the phone to the can with you?
nah

11. What's the nastiest thing you have ever taken a picture of?
[look@question 5]

12 (guys) would you wax your stomach for a girl?
well considering i dont have a sweater full of hair on my stomach
if she still wanted it done yea

12b. (girls) Would you cut off all your hair for a guy?
wud u do it mics?lol

13. If you ever have kids, what will be the reason?
cuz i wanna mini me

14. Have you ever gotten your tounge stuck to something metal?
metal pole durin lunch in 9th grade =/ lol

15. Would you rather have aids or have no legs and one arm?
aids

16. Where is your favorite place to be?
florida at my uncles house

17. Who would you most like to meet that is not famous?
shit idk

18. One person from your past you wish you could go back and talk to?
my grandpa

19. If you could go into the future and tell yourself one thing, what would it be?
prepare for mouthy ass ppl bcuz ur dealin with em all day

20. Favorite physical feature of the opposite sex?
eyes,legs and stomach

21. Least favorite place to be?
stuck between 2 fat ppl in the theaters

22. Do you believe in an afterlife?
yup

22b. Would you go to heaven or hell, if so?
hopefully heaven but who knows

23. Identify some things surrounding your computer?
pen,notebook,mic,some cds,mp3 player

24. Do you prefer large crowds or small groups?
doesnt matter

25. So you wake up, and there's this person beside you. They seem to be pretty happy and naked, and you're thinking, hey, where's my arm? Was it a friday or a tuesday, what building are you in, and what kind of bed is it?
what the fuck..an arm transplant that i got kidnapped and placed in?

26. If you were chillin, minding you own business, and all of a sudden a barrage of wild goats came and attacked everyone in sight, what kind of pants would you be wearing?
prolly piss stained ones LOL nah jk idk tho

27. Life is going well, you have money and a great family. Someone comes along that completely changes your life and you instantly fall in love, which is involuntary. What do you do?
ask myself why did it happen involuntary?

28. Would you rather be camping or staying at a hotel?
camping

29. Do you have Piercings/tattoos?
yup both ears and one tat for now gettin a new one soon

29a. If you got any/more, what would you want where would you want them?
dunno,options are limitless

29b. Are you ever going to get any?
already have

30. What's the stupidest thing u have ever done?
jumped off a roof around 4am,high as shit into a pool of cold water

31. Last dream you can remember?
wakin up and see no ppl around

32. Do you have a talent that nobody on Illest knows about?
doesnt everybody?

33. If you could change one thing about yourself what would it be?
anger

34. Are you more afraid to be old and grey or young and dead?
young and dead

35. Is cheerleading a sport?
yup

36. How many licks does it take to get to the centre of a tootsie pop?
never counted

37. You ever got an advance from a friend of the same sex?
no

38. Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
egg

39. Which is worse: someone with an annoying voice talking to you or someone that keeps sniffling?
annoying voice

39b. Someone that keeps changing the channels on you or someone that flips the radio?
flips the radio

40. Do u believe in love at first sight
no

40b. If no, Do you believe in love at all?
yup

41. Name 2 bands/genres most people don't know you like?
def leppard and nirvana

42. Name 3 habits you have?
over-think alotta things
always gotta have a drink b4 i go 2 bed
dunno a 3rd one

43. Name a random fact about yourself?
ive had surgery

44. Silver, gold or platinum?
platinum

45. Silly or serious relationship?
serious

46. Have you ever disected something?
yea,a frog,worm,and cow brain

47. Favourite Sports athlete?
no idea

48. Name 3 drinks you regularly drink?
milk,water,oj


49. Name something you'd never wear?
a dress,or skirt

50. Name four scents you love?
candles,chicken,pizza,girls perfume

51. Would you rather go on a date with someone you were having a relationship with or go on a vacation with a friend?
hm,dunno

52. Paper or plastic?
plastic

53. Sausage or pepperoni?
eh i like em both

54. What is the hardest thing you've ever done?
dunno

55. Can you unhook a bra with only one hand?
yup,took practice tho lol

56. Croutons or Bacon Bits?
bacon bits

57. 7up or Sprite?
either or,i guess sprite

58. Favorite Cartoon Character?
sponge bob

59. Reason For being in the hospital last?
surgery

60. Most annoying question people ask you?
'do you know what time it is' when there wearin a watch

61. Last Movie you saw in the theater?
The Condemned

62. Are you double jointed?
yea my thumbs

63. Can you raise one eyebrow at a time?
yup

64. Can you blow smoke rings?
with weed sometimes

65. Can you roll your tongue?
yup

66. Scrabble or Monopoly?
monopoly

67. Can you flare your nostrils?
yea

68. Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it?
twirl

69. What utensils, if any, do you use to eat pizza?
wtf,none

70. Do you cook?
yezzir

71. How often do you shower/bathe?
everyday,twice

72. Hair drying method?
towel

73. Are you a spitter?
uh..lol no

74. Favourite clothing brand?
sean john

75. Shoe brand?
nike

76. Name one thing you are obsessed with?
vodka

77.Have you ever skinny-dipped with the opposite sex?
yup

b. Same sex??
fuck no

78. What's your sleeping position?
on'a bed either curled up or spread out

79. Do you use a blanket even when it's hot out?
yup

80. Pool or hot tub?
hot tub

81. Rain or Snow?
definetly rain

82. Whats the last CD that you went out and bought?
shit i got no clue,i think strength n loyalty by bone thugs

83. What's more important? Strong in body or strong in mind?
strong in mind

84. Dream Car?
nissan skyline

85. Whats in the trunk of your car?
jump-pack,spare tire

86. Whats the first thing you do when you wake up in the morning?
getta drink and eat

87. Storms - badass or scary?
badass

88. Where do you shop at the most?
the mall

89. What sports, if any, do you play?
played football for 3yrs

90. What turns you on?
nice eyes,legs and stomach,also knows if she knows how'ta have a good time

91. What turns you off?
shitty personality with no humor

92. Do you hope to turn out like your parents?
no

93. Are you a morning person?
if i have 2 be

94. Do you go to church?
lol no[idk why that made me laugh just did]

95.Do you have a job? If so, what is it. If not, why the fuck not?
i have a side job,but not a perm. one yet
side-job iz contracting with a neighbor

96. Do you believe in ghosts?
ghosts,no
spirits,yes

97. Do you still watch movies on VHS?
i did a few weeks ago LOL

98. How do you like your women/men?
thin,nice legs,nice eyes,smart,can be independent,knows how 2 make a day enjoyable

99. What is your idea of perfect happiness?
if i knew that i wudnt be searchin 4 it now wud i?,idk i guess whatever makes u happy more then nething

100. Which historical figure do you most identify with?
no idea

101. What is the trait you most deplore in others?
dunno

102. What do you consider your greatest achievement?
dunno

103. If you could be granted one wish, what would it be?
find peace

104. What would eat if you had no ethics?
good question

105. If you had to exist on one food for the rest of your life, what would it be?
iz that even possible?

106. What would you eat for your last meal on earth?
when its my last day ill let u kno

107. Pick up the closest book and write a sentence at random from it
dedicated to those with an open mind and closed heart

108. Would you rather chew gum or use mouthwash and why?
mouthwash,cuz it leaves ur mouth fresh and not all,gumy?

109. Was fuzzy wuzzy a bear?
i think a rabbit

110. Have you ever lied to get off the phone or out of talking to someone online?
yup

111. What's your favorite color of post-it note?
lol wtf,i guess blue or red

112. What would you say is the most daring thing to do in a lifetime?
everyones opinion iz different so idk

113. What's the first thing you do when you sign on to Illest?
check for any new news plex posted n look for some more 2 post myself

114. Have you ever went directly from Illest to porn or the other way around?
nope

115. Are you on any forums that you'd rather not admit?
nah

116. Have you ever left someone feedback but didn't read or listen to the entire piece?
never

117. Is there someone you think is completely horrible, but you're friends with them and lie?
no cuz i wud get irritated after a while

118. Who on Illest would you most like to get drunk with of the opposite sex.?
hmm,prolly double FL or both sam's

b. same sex?
JJ & Shaz

119. Would you consider yourself out of shape? - no


120. The best kind of sex is: make up sex
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The Kisser wrote:0. What is your name?
Jonnie.

1. If you could spit on britney spears, without being caught, would you?
a Big Green One.

2. Have you ever kissed anything aside from a human being, what was it?
Donkey, Dog, Wall, Loads Of Shit.

3. If you could tell george bush one thing, what would it be?
i Donno. Hey Dude Can i Get ur Autograph?

4. Whats the biggest thing you've ever killed?
Lol Probably a Worm.

5. Whats the nastiest thing you've ever taken a picture of?
No idea.

6. What is the oddest enviroment you've peed in?
in The Middle Of The Street When i Was Like 6.

7. Whats the nastiest thing you've ever picked up?
Dog Shit.

8. What do you hate the most' bout your physical self?
My Right Ear.

9. Do you flush AND wash ALL the time?
Yeah.

10. Do you ever take the phone to the can with you?
Fuck Yeah.

11. What's the nastiest thing you have ever taken a picture of?
HEY U ALREADY ASKED.

12 (guys) would you wax your stomach for a girl?
Fuck No My Hairy Stomach is Manly.

12b. (girls) Would you cut off all your hair for a guy?


13. If you ever have kids, what will be the reason?
Because i Saw Pigs Flying.

14. Have you ever gotten your tounge stuck to something metal?
Nah.

15. Would you rather have aids or have no legs and one arm?
No Legs And One Arm at Least i Could Still Smoke Joints, Use The Remote, Fingertap And Beat Off.

16. Where is your favorite place to be?
Bed.

17. Who would you most like to meet that is not famous?
i Donno?

18. One person from your past you wish you could go back and talk to?
i Donno.

19. If you could go into the future and tell yourself one thing, what would it be?
DUCK!

20. Favorite physical feature of the opposite sex?
Mouth/Lips/Smile/Whatever.

21. Least favorite place to be?
Bus Stops in The Cold, Donno.

22. Do you believe in an afterlife?
No.

22b. Would you go to heaven or hell, if so?


23. Identify some things surrounding your computer?
Speakers, Blank Disc Cases, Phone Card, Screws, Cigarette Packets, Lighter, Skins, Mouse, Ashtray, Pen, Wireless Router, External HD, Modem.

24. Do you prefer large crowds or small groups?
Small Groups.

25. So you wake up, and there's this person beside you. They seem to be pretty happy and naked, and you're thinking, hey, where's my arm? Was it a friday or a tuesday, what building are you in, and what kind of bed is it?
What? lol

26. If you were chillin, minding you own business, and all of a sudden a barrage of wild goats came and attacked everyone in sight, what kind of pants would you be wearing?
Tight Black Ones From The 80's.

27. Life is going well, you have money and a great family. Someone comes along that completely changes your life and you instantly fall in love, which is involuntary. What do you do?
Kill My Family And Run Away With Them.

28. Would you rather be camping or staying at a hotel?
Fucking Hotel.

29. Do you have Piercings/tattoos?
3 Piercings.

29a. If you got any/more, what would you want where would you want them?
Nose (Getting Done This Week Maybe), Labret (Just Under ur Lip), Lip, Eyebrow (Maybe), My Other Ear, Tattoos On My Arms i Guess, Back Too? Donno.

29b. Are you ever going to get any?
Yesssss.

30. What's the stupidest thing u have ever done?
Lol Donno.

31. Last dream you can remember?
The One i Had Last Night About a Cigarette Smoking Race With Some Dude That Was Hanging On My Bedroom Door.

32. Do you have a talent that nobody on Illest knows about?
Piano? Drawing? impersonations?

33. If you could change one thing about yourself what would it be?
i Donno.

34. Are you more afraid to be old and grey or young and dead?
Both Seem Kinda Freaky.

35. Is cheerleading a sport?
No.

36. How many licks does it take to get to the centre of a tootsie pop?
ill Let u Know.

37. You ever got an advance from a friend of the same sex?
Not a Friend But i Have Had Uncomfortable Moments With Guys.

38. Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
Domino.

39. Which is worse: someone with an annoying voice talking to you or someone that keeps sniffling?
Annoying Voice.

39b. Someone that keeps changing the channels on you or someone that flips the radio?
The Fucking Channels.

40. Do u believe in love at first sight
Lol That is Bullshit.

40b. If no, Do you believe in love at all?
ill Believe it When i See it.

41. Name 2 bands/genres most people don't know you like?
80;s Synth Pop And Blues. (eg. a Flock Of Seagulls & Muddy Waters).

42. Name 3 habits you have?
Biting My Nails, Cracking My Knuckles, Shaking My Leg.

43. Name a random fact about yourself?
i Liek Mudkipz.

44. Silver, gold or platinum?
Gold.

45. Silly or serious relationship?
Sillee.

46. Have you ever disected something?
Nah.

47. Favourite Sports athlete?
Mike Tyson.

48. Name 3 drinks you regularly drink?
Pink Juice, Coca Cola, OJ.


49. Name something you'd never wear?
BURBERRY!!! (Clothes Anyway, The Aftershave is Aright).

50. Name four scents you love?
Petrol, Leather, Weed, Lavender.

51. Would you rather go on a date with someone you were having a relationship with or go on a vacation with a friend?
Vacation With a Friend.

52. Paper or plastic?
Paperrrrr.

53. Sausage or pepperoni?
Pepperoni.

54. What is the hardest thing you've ever done?
No idea.

55. Can you unhook a bra with only one hand?
Never Tried Lol.

56. Croutons or Bacon Bits?
CROUTONS IN SOUP NIGGER.

57. 7up or Sprite?
Sprite.

58. Favorite Cartoon Character?
Eric Cartman.

59. Reason For being in the hospital last?
Alcohol Poisoning Lol.

60. Most annoying question people ask you?
WHY DON'T YEW CUT YUR HAIR LOL!?!?11
idiots.

61. Last Movie you saw in the theater?
No Country For Old Men.

62. Are you double jointed?
in My Hands And Wrists.

63. Can you raise one eyebrow at a time?
Eversince i Started Watching WWF Lol.

64. Can you blow smoke rings?
Yeah.

65. Can you roll your tongue?
Yup.

66. Scrabble or Monopoly?
Monopoly.

67. Can you flare your nostrils?
Yeah.

68. Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it?
Twirl, With The Aid Of a Spoon.

69. What utensils, if any, do you use to eat pizza?
None.

70. Do you cook?
a Bit.

71. How often do you shower/bathe?
Every Morning.

72. Hair drying method?
Quick Dry With Towel Then Headbang.

73. Are you a spitter?
Not as Much as i Used To.

74. Favourite clothing brand?
Shit i Donno, Levis?

75. Shoe brand?
Adidas.

76. Name one thing you are obsessed with?
Myself.

77.Have you ever skinny-dipped with the opposite sex?
Yeah.

b. Same sex??
Yeah!

78. What's your sleeping position?
Sideways.

79. Do you use a blanket even when it's hot out?
Fuck Yeah.

80. Pool or hot tub?
Pool.

81. Rain or Snow?
Rain.

82. Whats the last CD that you went out and bought?
NWA Straight Outta Compton....... About 2 And a Half Years Ago.

83. What's more important? Strong in body or strong in mind?
Mind.

84. Dream Car?
Mustang GT.

85. Whats in the trunk of your car?
i Don't Have a Car NIGGER.

86. Whats the first thing you do when you wake up in the morning?
Bitch About Stuff.

87. Storms - badass or scary?
BADASS!

88. Where do you shop at the most?
i Don't Know.

89. What sports, if any, do you play?
Football (Soccer), Hockey, Boxing, Track.

90. What turns you on?
Chicks in Leather.

91. What turns you off?
Dumbass Chicks That Wear a Shitload Of Make Up.

92. Do you hope to turn out like your parents?
Fuck No.

93. Are you a morning person?
Yeah Man.

94. Do you go to church?
Fuck No.

95.Do you have a job? If so, what is it. If not, why the fuck not?
Because im Too High To Work.

96. Do you believe in ghosts?
Nah.

97. Do you still watch movies on VHS?
Nah.

98. How do you like your women/men?
intelligent, independent, into Art And All That Shit Lol. Oh Yeah Hot Too.

99. What is your idea of perfect happiness?
Being Constantly High.

100. Which historical figure do you most identify with?
Hitler.

101. What is the trait you most deplore in others?
Eh.

102. What do you consider your greatest achievement?
Having Sex in McDonalds?

103. If you could be granted one wish, what would it be?
Be Able To Play Anything On Guitar.

104. What would eat if you had no ethics?
People.

105. If you had to exist on one food for the rest of your life, what would it be?
Pizza (Different Toppings a Day Fuck Yeah).

106. What would you eat for your last meal on earth?
i Donno.

107. Pick up the closest book and write a sentence at random from it
Too Lazy.

108. Would you rather chew gum or use mouthwash and why?
Chew Gum, it's Fun.

109. Was fuzzy wuzzy a bear?
Donno, Fuck u.

110. Have you ever lied to get off the phone or out of talking to someone online?
All The Time.

111. What's your favorite color of post-it note?
i Don't Give a Shit Nigger.

112. What would you say is the most daring thing to do in a lifetime?
i Donno.

113. What's the first thing you do when you sign on to Illest?
Sign Back Out.

114. Have you ever went directly from Illest to porn or the other way around?
i Probably Have.

115. Are you on any forums that you'd rather not admit?
Yeah.

116. Have you ever left someone feedback but didn't read or listen to the entire piece?
Nah.

117. Is there someone you think is completely horrible, but you're friends with them and lie?
Nah.

118. Who on Illest would you most like to get drunk with of the opposite sex.?
Double FL (if She Counts).

b. same sex?
Precise, Plex, Double FL.

119. Would you consider yourself out of shape?
Fuck No.

120. The best kind of sex is:
The Kind Where i Move The Least.
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lmao go choke on a marble mouthpiece.
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0. What is your name?
ladysam

1. If you could spit on britney spears, without being caught, would you?
no

2. Have you ever kissed anything aside from a human being, what was it?
lol no

3. If you could tell george bush one thing, what would it be?
wouldnt say a damn thing

4. Whats the biggest thing you've ever killed?
a HUGE moth
5. Whats the nastiest thing you've ever taken a picture of?
my own vomit

6. What is the oddest enviroment you've peed in?
on the corner of a main road?

7. Whats the nastiest thing you've ever picked up?
a worm

8. What do you hate the most' bout your physical self?
nothing im gorgeous haha

9. Do you flush AND wash ALL the time?
EVERY time

10. Do you ever take the phone to the can with you?
it depends who im talking to

11. What's the nastiest thing you have ever taken a picture of?


12 (guys) would you wax your stomach for a girl?


12b. (girls) Would you cut off all your hair for a guy?
hell no

13. If you ever have kids, what will be the reason?
my partner somehow talked me into it. or the morning after pill wasnt effective

14. Have you ever gotten your tounge stuck to something metal?
nope

15. Would you rather have aids or have no legs and one arm?
lol i dunno actually, id die from aids, but id be so miserable with no legs and one arm

16. Where is your favorite place to be?
the beach for sure

17. Who would you most like to meet that is not famous?


18. One person from your past you wish you could go back and talk to?
theyre not in my life anymore for a reason

19. If you could go into the future and tell yourself one thing, what would it be?
uhhh, be good?

20. Favorite physical feature of the opposite sex?
eyes and smile

21. Least favorite place to be?
home

22. Do you believe in an afterlife?
theres gotta be something after

22b. Would you go to heaven or hell, if so?
hell

23. Identify some things surrounding your computer?
phone, lighter, veronica mars dvd

24. Do you prefer large crowds or small groups?
either

25. So you wake up, and there's this person beside you. They seem to be pretty happy and naked, and you're thinking, hey, where's my arm? Was it a friday or a tuesday, what building are you in, and what kind of bed is it?
friday on a farm in a bed made of hay haha

26. If you were chillin, minding you own business, and all of a sudden a barrage of wild goats came and attacked everyone in sight, what kind of pants would you be wearing?
none, id take them off to run faster lol

27. Life is going well, you have money and a great family. Someone comes along that completely changes your life and you instantly fall in love, which is involuntary. What do you do?
run away lol

28. Would you rather be camping or staying at a hotel?
camping for sureee

29. Do you have Piercings/tattoos?
no tattoos

29a. If you got any/more, what would you want where would you want them?
i want a lip ring and a star on either my ankle or wrist

29b. Are you ever going to get any?
ummmm sure?

30. What's the stupidest thing u have ever done?
wow i do too many stupid things

31. Last dream you can remember?
i had really short hair

32. Do you have a talent that nobody on Illest knows about?
um, i can play the keyboard? i love photography?

33. If you could change one thing about yourself what would it be?
financial status

34. Are you more afraid to be old and grey or young and dead?
old and grey

35. Is cheerleading a sport?
kinda i guess

36. How many licks does it take to get to the centre of a tootsie pop?
lmao

37. You ever got an advance from a friend of the same sex?
lol on a verrrrrrrrrry drunken night, i dont rememer but everyone else seemed to

38. Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
the chicken, it came along with the big bang.

39. Which is worse: someone with an annoying voice talking to you or someone that keeps sniffling?
annoying voice!

39b. Someone that keeps changing the channels on you or someone that flips the radio?
channels

40. Do u believe in love at first sight
nope

40b. If no, Do you believe in love at all?
yea

41. Name 2 bands/genres most people don't know you like?
linkin park, paramore

42. Name 3 habits you have?
smoking, craking my back and knuckles,

43. Name a random fact about yourself?
i pee every hr, sometimes every half hr.

44. Silver, gold or platinum?
none

45. Silly or serious relationship?
serious, with silly bits.

46. Have you ever disected something?
a goats eye it was so cool

47. Favourite Sports athlete?
brad fitler, even though he retired

48. Name 3 drinks you regularly drink?
solo, water, vodka.


49. Name something you'd never wear?
a long skirt
50. Name four scents you love?
onions cooking, pizza, mens perfume. and petrol lmaoo

51. Would you rather go on a date with someone you were having a relationship with or go on a vacation with a friend?
ahhh dunno.

52. Paper or plastic?
plastic

53. Sausage or pepperoni?
neither

54. What is the hardest thing you've ever done?
regain my reputation. till i didnt care anymore

55. Can you unhook a bra with only one hand?
lol ive never tried

56. Croutons or Bacon Bits?
neither

57. 7up or Sprite?
7 up

58. Favorite Cartoon Character?
homer simpson

59. Reason For being in the hospital last?
aunty had a baby

60. Most annoying question people ask you?
is your hair real?
how can you go to uni and be a hairdresser? uh the same way you study and have a job wanker.
61. Last Movie you saw in the theater?
bourne identity

62. Are you double jointed?
nope

63. Can you raise one eyebrow at a time?
no! and that annoys me so much that i cant!

64. Can you blow smoke rings?
haha nope

65. Can you roll your tongue?
i think so

66. 1Scrabble or Monopoly?
both!

67. Can you flare your nostrils?
yea

68. Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it?
twirl

69. What utensils, if any, do you use to eat pizza?
none

70. Do you cook?
i burn. i can cook pasta tho

71. How often do you shower/bathe?
daily

72. Hair drying method?
blow dry

73. Are you a spitter?
no ew. people know not to spit near me. i think its so nasty

74. Favourite clothing brand?
tsubi/lee

75. Shoe brand?
doesnt bother me

76. Name one thing you are obsessed with?
photos, veronica mars

77.Have you ever skinny-dipped with the opposite sex?
nope

b. Same sex??
nope

78. What's your sleeping position?
i fall asleep on the right side, and wake up on the other side of the bed. and dont even wake up to myself moving.

79. Do you use a blanket even when it's hot out?
yes lol

80. Pool or hot tub?
pool

81. Rain or Snow?
it doesnt snow here =(

82. Whats the last CD that you went out and bought?
wow i have no idea.

83. What's more important? Strong in body or strong in mind?
strong in mind

84. Dream Car?
lexus

85. Whats in the trunk of your car?
text books, umbrella, some other shit

86. Whats the first thing you do when you wake up in the morning?
pee or smoke.

87. Storms - badass or scary?
i love storms when im about to sleep

88. Where do you shop at the most?
general pants, or the urban store

89. What sports, if any, do you play?
i use to play netball.

90. What turns you on?
intelligence, and other stuff

91. What turns you off?
rudness, someone who is very arrogant

92. Do you hope to turn out like your parents?
no thanks. maybe a bit like my mum.

93. Are you a morning person?
not at alllllllllll

94. Do you go to church?
no

95.Do you have a job? If so, what is it. If not, why the fuck not?
i have two. in a hair salon and in a marketing firm

96. Do you believe in ghosts?
no

97. Do you still watch movies on VHS?
no

98. How do you like your women/men?
smart, very funny, tall.

99. What is your idea of perfect happiness?
being successful and truly happy with who i am

100. Which historical figure do you most identify with?
i have no idea

101. What is the trait you most deplore in others?
ignorance, rudness.

102. What do you consider your greatest achievement?
being able to support myself haha with no help.

103. If you could be granted one wish, what would it be?
to have unlimited wishes

104. What would eat if you had no ethics?
i dunno im quite picky with food

105. If you had to exist on one food for the rest of your life, what would it be?
pizza

106. What would you eat for your last meal on earth?
pizza!!!!!!!

107. Pick up the closest book and write a sentence at random from it
the management of employment relations is a complex and often contradictory process.
- my employment relations text book haha

108. Would you rather chew gum or use mouthwash and why?
mouthwash. feel fresher with it

109. Was fuzzy wuzzy a bear?
i dont care really

110. Have you ever lied to get off the phone or out of talking to someone online?
yes

111. What's your favorite color of post-it note?
pink

112. What would you say is the most daring thing to do in a lifetime?
quitting, cause you live with it forever

113. What's the first thing you do when you sign on to Illest?
go to the chill

114. Have you ever went directly from Illest to porn or the other way around?
no

115. Are you on any forums that you'd rather not admit?
no

116. Have you ever left someone feedback but didn't read or listen to the entire piece?
no

117. Is there someone you think is completely horrible, but you're friends with them and lie?
nope

118. Who on Illest would you most like to get drunk with of the opposite sex.?
precise, viral, ekoms.

b. same sex?
harle, DFL

119. Would you consider yourself out of shape?
no

120. The best kind of sex is:

when your drunk, or make up sex.
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0. What is your name? Viral

1. If you could spit on britney spears, without being caught, would you?
id shit on dat bitch wit paparazzi on da scene!


2. Have you ever kissed anything aside from a human being, what was it?
nope sorry im sure u wish i did tho!

3. If you could tell george bush one thing, what would it be?

jst hand me presidency bitch


4. Whats the biggest thing you've ever killed?

that i kno of...a squirrel

5. Whats the nastiest thing you've ever taken a picture of?
YOUR FACE!


6. What is the oddest enviroment you've peed in? well unless ive been to another planet n not known..ima have to say...earths enviroment?...lol


7. Whats the nastiest thing you've ever picked up?
puke?...i dunno


8. What do you hate the most' bout your physical self?
nothing really...i could careless


9. Do you flush AND wash ALL the time?

i flush all da time...n i wash my hands wen i drop a load on the alamo....otherwise....its not like i piss on my hands...n if i do..i usually jst wipe em on someones face n tell em its pee but then say its water wen its really pee!...great i kno


10. Do you ever take the phone to the can with you?
i sit on da can wit da phone


11. What's the nastiest thing you have ever taken a picture of?
2nd time its been asked...YOUR FACE BITCH!


12 (guys) would you wax your stomach for a girl?
nope

12b. (girls) Would you cut off all your hair for a guy?


13. If you ever have kids, what will be the reason?
cuz it was a mistake...or im married


14. Have you ever gotten your tounge stuck to something metal?

the freezer door

15. Would you rather have aids or have no legs and one arm?
no legs and one arm

16. Where is your favorite place to be?
my house wen im not here for too fuckin long

17. Who would you most like to meet that is not famous?

noone...cuz obviously there not famous...so how do i kno em to meet em?..THATS RIGHT!!..I DONT!!


18. One person from your past you wish you could go back and talk to?

John Moll {R.I.P.}

19. If you could go into the future and tell yourself one thing, what would it be?

depends on how things were for me then..lol

20. Favorite physical feature of the opposite sex?

smile/eyes

21. Least favorite place to be?

anywhere i dont wanna be!

22. Do you believe in an afterlife?

i am the afterlife


22b. Would you go to heaven or hell, if so?
hell...no one is going to heaven..jst children under 5

23. Identify some things surrounding your computer?

monitor speakers, EMU 0404 Headphones, Mic, 360 Monitor..i can go on n on man

24. Do you prefer large crowds or small groups?

depends on da situation


25. So you wake up, and there's this person beside you. They seem to be pretty happy and naked, and you're thinking, hey, where's my arm? Was it a friday or a tuesday, what building are you in, and what kind of bed is it?

its a friday, im in Area 51, watever they decided to use for mutant testing?..lol


26. If you were chillin, minding you own business, and all of a sudden a barrage of wild goats came and attacked everyone in sight, what kind of pants would you be wearing?

id be wearing jogging pants...so i can...jog...or..run i guess...away


27. Life is going well, you have money and a great family. Someone comes along that completely changes your life and you instantly fall in love, which is involuntary. What do you do?


depending on how it changes my life...id go wit it...but if i dont like the change...fuck da bitch!



28. Would you rather be camping or staying at a hotel?

hotel..fuck camping..too much work!


29. Do you have Piercings/tattoos? yes


29a. If you got any/more, what would you want where would you want them?

tattoos on my forearms n rest of my arms

29b. Are you ever going to get any?
already got a tat n my ears pierced

30. What's the stupidest thing u have ever done?

alot of things

31. Last dream you can remember?

my tattoo had melted off..lol shit was lastnight!

32. Do you have a talent that nobody on Illest knows about?

i guess...most dont kno i can run up walls..lol

33. If you could change one thing about yourself what would it be?

nothing...cuz i stopped caring..lol

34. Are you more afraid to be old and grey or young and dead?

young and dead


35. Is cheerleading a sport?

i suppose...its more of a sport than...ping pong...lol

36. How many licks does it take to get to the centre of a tootsie pop?
it veries on ur toungue size, amount of saliva, size of mouth, and hunger...lol

37. You ever got an advance from a friend of the same sex?

never...n if i ever do...ima stab em


38. Which came first, the chicken or the egg?

neither did..they jst appeared


39. Which is worse: someone with an annoying voice talking to you or someone that keeps sniffling?

both!

39b. Someone that keeps changing the channels on you or someone that flips the radio?

flips the radio

40. Do u believe in love at first sight
sure y not


40b. If no, Do you believe in love at all?
yes i do

41. Name 2 bands/genres most people don't know you like?

Gorrillaz, Nirvana, genre..i suppose...umm rock...n alternative?

42. Name 3 habits you have?

biting my nails, being an asshole...and...i dunno


43. Name a random fact about yourself?

i have hazel green eyes dat go brown in the dark n green in the light

44. Silver, gold or platinum?
silver...or platinum

45. Silly or serious relationship?
serious

46. Have you ever disected something?
yeah frog n somethin else i believe

47. Favourite Sports athlete?

Walter Peyton



48. Name 3 drinks you regularly drink?

Dr Pepper, gatorade, and beer?

49. Name something you'd never wear?

girl clothes

50. Name four scents you love?

i dont kno

51. Would you rather go on a date with someone you were having a relationship with or go on a vacation with a friend?

someone im in a relationship wit


52. Paper or plastic?

plastic...u can suffocate people

53. Sausage or pepperoni?

pepperoni

54. What is the hardest thing you've ever done?

living life


55. Can you unhook a bra with only one hand?

yeah if its on a girl...i dont wear bras...sorry

56. Croutons or Bacon Bits?

bacon bits

57. 7up or Sprite?

sprite

58. Favorite Cartoon Character?

only one i can think of right now is frisky dingo


59. Reason For being in the hospital last?

beyond severe throat pain....like super duper strep er some shit...lol

60. Most annoying question people ask you?

why did u pick viral?

61. Last Movie you saw in the theater?

Cloverfield

62. Are you double jointed?

my thumbs r i think

63. Can you raise one eyebrow at a time?

yes i can

64. Can you blow smoke rings?

not that i know of

65. Can you roll your tongue?

yes

66. Scrabble or Monopoly?

monopoly

67. Can you flare your nostrils?
yes....who cant?


68. Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it?

twirl

69. What utensils, if any, do you use to eat pizza?

my hands

70. Do you cook?

wen i have to

71. How often do you shower/bathe?

usually everyday maybe ill skip a day if im too lazy

72. Hair drying method?

a towel

73. Are you a spitter?

i spit here n there


74. Favourite clothing brand?

dont exactly have one

75. Shoe brand?

adidas

76. Name one thing you are obsessed with?

hip-hop/video games

77.Have you ever skinny-dipped with the opposite sex?

nope i have not

b. Same sex??
nope sorry


78. What's your sleeping position?

usually on my side


79. Do you use a blanket even when it's hot out?

usually


80. Pool or hot tub?

pool

81. Rain or Snow?

rain sleet snow hail


82. Whats the last CD that you went out and bought?

Proof: Searching for Jerry Garcia

83. What's more important? Strong in body or strong in mind?

strong in mind, the body is made to support the mind

84. Dream Car?

dont have one

85. Whats in the trunk of your car?

dont have one at da moment


86. Whats the first thing you do when you wake up in the morning?

piss


87. Storms - badass or scary?

badass


88. Where do you shop at the most?

the store

89. What sports, if any, do you play?

dont play any anymore..but i used to play baseball,soccer,football,basketball, track...all for teams

90. What turns you on?

a woman?

91. What turns you off?

bitches, n bitches who think dere shit dont stick...n bitches who r bitches n bitches who r stupid n think there smart n bitches who claim dey aint bitches...shit like dat

92. Do you hope to turn out like your parents?

wen it comes to money...i suppose i hope to turn out like my dad...otherwise...no

93. Are you a morning person?

i dont mind it...unless its for like...work...school..or court...lol

94. Do you go to church?

no

95.Do you have a job? If so, what is it. If not, why the fuck not?

no, the contract for the building expired...some bullshit


96. Do you believe in ghosts?

i am a ghost

97. Do you still watch movies on VHS?

not unless its all da movie is on...lol


98. How do you like your women/men?

i like my woman...not ugly...or fake...or bitchy...or slutty....ya kno...a faithful woman...

99. What is your idea of perfect happiness?

i suppose...wen u can live forever with the ones u love and do wat u love to do


100. Which historical figure do you most identify with?

i dont

101. What is the trait you most deplore in others?

ignorance, stupidity, know it all syndrome

102. What do you consider your greatest achievement?

surviving till 19...almost at 20...almost jst 3 more months!

103. If you could be granted one wish, what would it be?

The ability to do wat i want...create wat i want...all that good stuff u kno

104. What would eat if you had no ethics?

ethic-less food?...LOL!


105. If you had to exist on one food for the rest of your life, what would it be?

coconuts n pineapples i suppose..lol


106. What would you eat for your last meal on earth?

a bunch of steak n meats...with cheese..lol

107. Pick up the closest book and write a sentence at random from it
"I looked up thru the cars windows, the hole in the dead mans skull, and the window on da other side, and thats when i saw the first one, i spun around and saw five more coming at me from all directions, and behind them were another ten, fifteen, i took a shot at the first one, the round went wild." `World War Z SIIICK ASSS BOOOK! first one n last ive bought in years...ive yet to finish it


108. Would you rather chew gum or use mouthwash and why?

mouthwash, it lasts longer, and is faster

109. Was fuzzy wuzzy a bear?

fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair!


110. Have you ever lied to get off the phone or out of talking to someone online?

lol who hasnt, i normally dont tho, i feel bad...only time i do it...is if its someone i dont like...or someone who randomly decided to call me...after who knos how long of not talkin..lol...otherwise its all good

111. What's your favorite color of post-it note?
i dont use em..but id say baby blue

112. What would you say is the most daring thing to do in a lifetime?

skydive over 500 times

113. What's the first thing you do when you sign on to Illest?
check the boards?...DUH!

114. Have you ever went directly from Illest to porn or the other way around?

nope cant say i have...sorry tom..i kno u were waitin for dis answer!


115. Are you on any forums that you'd rather not admit?

nope dis is da only one...well im on the official XBOX forums...but i havent gone on in like a year or so

116. Have you ever left someone feedback but didn't read or listen to the entire piece?

lol yeah...normally i do dat wen it really sucks...or is really good...hahaha

117. Is there someone you think is completely horrible, but you're friends with them and lie?

no, if i dont like you....youll fucking know it..BITCH!

118. Who on Illest would you most like to get drunk with of the opposite sex.?

harle, shes a funny drunk

b. same sex?
Precise with his drunk canadian self...get down on some molsen!

119. Would you consider yourself out of shape?
sorta, not quite yet..ima get back into the workout system durin summer...lol winter is hibernation season...im bear like!...lol

120. The best kind of sex is: without a rubber!
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0. What is your name?
Kronos
1. If you could spit on britney spears, without being caught, would you?
Nope

2. Have you ever kissed anything aside from a human being, what was it?
Yep, kiss my gorgeous self in the mirror everyday. =P

3. If you could tell george bush one thing, what would it be?
Your face is stupid.

4. Whats the biggest thing you've ever killed?
Deer
5. Whats the nastiest thing you've ever taken a picture of?
A disemboweled animal on the side of the road.

6. What is the oddest enviroment you've peed in?
I once peed in my drink cup at the movie theater, because I was to lazy to get up and miss some of the flick. No, I didn't drink it, but, I did leave it as a present for the cleaners.

7. Whats the nastiest thing you've ever picked up?
Said disemboweled animal.

8. What do you hate the most' bout your physical self?
Nada, perfect.

9. Do you flush AND wash ALL the time?
No.

10. Do you ever take the phone to the can with you?
If I'm expecting an important call.

11. What's the nastiest thing you have ever taken a picture of?
See above question.

12 (guys) would you wax your stomach for a girl?
Negative.

12b. (girls) Would you cut off all your hair for a guy?


13. If you ever have kids, what will be the reason?
The condom broke.

14. Have you ever gotten your tounge stuck to something metal?
Nope.

15. Would you rather have aids or have no legs and one arm?
Aids.

16. Where is your favorite place to be?
Anywhere.

17. Who would you most like to meet that is not famous?
You?

18. One person from your past you wish you could go back and talk to?
No one, better to not dwell on the past.

19. If you could go into the future and tell yourself one thing, what would it be?
Don't stop, believing, hold on to that Feeli-i-ing.

20. Favorite physical feature of the opposite sex?
Ass.

21. Least favorite place to be?
There.

22. Do you believe in an afterlife?
Nope, but, I hope I'm wrong.

22b. Would you go to heaven or hell, if so?
Flip a coin, take your choice.

23. Identify some things surrounding your computer?
Bottle of water, iPod, nail clippers, and my cell phone.

24. Do you prefer large crowds or small groups?
Small groups.

25. So you wake up, and there's this person beside you. They seem to be pretty happy and naked, and you're thinking, hey, where's my arm? Was it a friday or a tuesday, what building are you in, and what kind of bed is it?
Umm, seven?

26. If you were chillin, minding you own business, and all of a sudden a barrage of wild goats came and attacked everyone in sight, what kind of pants would you be wearing?
Goats don't wear pants! -- Wait, what was the question again?

27. Life is going well, you have money and a great family. Someone comes along that completely changes your life and you instantly fall in love, which is involuntary. What do you do?
Start hitting it on the side and hope my wife don't find out.

28. Would you rather be camping or staying at a hotel?
Hotel.

29. Do you have Piercings/tattoos?
Nope.

29a. If you got any/more, what would you want where would you want them?


29b. Are you ever going to get any?
Yep.

30. What's the stupidest thing u have ever done?
Stabbed someone in the eye because they said I wouldn't. (They only had to wear a patch for 3 weeks, no biggie, right?)

31. Last dream you can remember?
Umm, nothing.

32. Do you have a talent that nobody on Illest knows about?
Yes?

33. If you could change one thing about yourself what would it be?
Hmph, can't think of anything.

34. Are you more afraid to be old and grey or young and dead?
Young and dead.

35. Is cheerleading a sport?
It's a spectator sport.

36. How many licks does it take to get to the centre of a tootsie pop?
3,601.

37. You ever got an advance from a friend of the same sex?
Yes.

38. Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
The hermaphrodite rooster.

39. Which is worse: someone with an annoying voice talking to you or someone that keeps sniffling?
Sniffling.

39b. Someone that keeps changing the channels on you or someone that flips the radio?
Channels.

40. Do u believe in love at first sight
Nope.

40b. If no, Do you believe in love at all?
Sure.

41. Name 2 bands/genres most people don't know you like?
The Cranberries and ABBA?

42. Name 3 habits you have?
Habits, eh? I don't think I have any.

43. Name a random fact about yourself?
I'm a proud, soulless ginger.

44. Silver, gold or platinum?
Silver.

45. Silly or serious relationship?
Silly.

46. Have you ever disected something?
Yes, a rat and a cat.

47. Favourite Sports athlete?
Football.

48. Name 3 drinks you regularly drink?
Water, Milk, and Rock & Rye.


49. Name something you'd never wear?
A thong.
50. Name four scents you love?
Anything fruity, cinnamon, and oddly enough, BBQ sauce.

51. Would you rather go on a date with someone you were having a relationship with or go on a vacation with a friend?
Date.

52. Paper or plastic?
Paper.

53. Sausage or pepperoni?
Both.

54. What is the hardest thing you've ever done?
Not break someone's face in anger.

55. Can you unhook a bra with only one hand?
I can do it just by willing it done.

56. Croutons or Bacon Bits?
Croutons.

57. 7up or Sprite?
Sprite.

58. Favorite Cartoon Character?
Daffy Duck.

59. Reason For being in the hospital last?
I feel down some steps when I was like six, and a flute I was playing shattered the roof of my mouth.

60. Most annoying question people ask you?
How did you do that?

61. Last Movie you saw in the theater?
Cloverfield.

62. Are you double jointed?
Nope.

63. Can you raise one eyebrow at a time?
Yes.

64. Can you blow smoke rings?
Nope.

65. Can you roll your tongue?
Yes.

66. Scrabble or Monopoly?
Monopoly.

67. Can you flare your nostrils?
Yes.

68. Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it?
Twirl.

69. What utensils, if any, do you use to eat pizza?
None.

70. Do you cook?
Yes.

71. How often do you shower/bathe?
Everyday.

72. Hair drying method?
Nope.

73. Are you a spitter?
No.

74. Favourite clothing brand?
Don't have one.

75. Shoe brand?
Same as above.

76. Name one thing you are obsessed with?
TV shows.

77.Have you ever skinny-dipped with the opposite sex?
No.

b. Same sex??
Double no.

78. What's your sleeping position?
Side.

79. Do you use a blanket even when it's hot out?
Yes.

80. Pool or hot tub?
Pool.

81. Rain or Snow?
Snow.

82. Whats the last CD that you went out and bought?
Couldn't tell you, haven't bought a CD in awhile.

83. What's more important? Strong in body or strong in mind?
Mind.

84. Dream Car?
One that doesn't run on gas, but, on oxygen.

85. Whats in the trunk of your car?
A tire, my CD player, and I think a dead bod...no, I got rid of that.

86. Whats the first thing you do when you wake up in the morning?
Urinate.

87. Storms - badass or scary?
Badass.

88. Where do you shop at the most?
Circuit City.

89. What sports, if any, do you play?
None, but, used to play baseball.

90. What turns you on?
A women.

91. What turns you off?
A man pretending to be a women.

92. Do you hope to turn out like your parents?
No.

93. Are you a morning person?
Not really.

94. Do you go to church?
No.

95.Do you have a job? If so, what is it. If not, why the fuck not?
No, because no one will hire me.

96. Do you believe in ghosts?
Yes.

97. Do you still watch movies on VHS?
No.

98. How do you like your women/men?
Alive preferable.

99. What is your idea of perfect happiness?
Having everything I could ever want/need at my finger tips.

100. Which historical figure do you most identify with?
No idea.

101. What is the trait you most deplore in others?
Ignorance.

102. What do you consider your greatest achievement?
Not turning out like my brother.

103. If you could be granted one wish, what would it be?
World domination!

104. What would eat if you had no ethics?
No clue what that question is asking.

105. If you had to exist on one food for the rest of your life, what would it be?
Burritos.

106. What would you eat for your last meal on earth?
Read above answer.

107. Pick up the closest book and write a sentence at random from it.
"Call me Ismael."

108. Would you rather chew gum or use mouthwash and why?
Gum, because I like to chew.

109. Was fuzzy wuzzy a bear?
Yes, but, he had no hair.

110. Have you ever lied to get off the phone or out of talking to someone online?
No, I just hang up/sign off and go about my marry way.

111. What's your favorite color of post-it note?
Yellow.

112. What would you say is the most daring thing to do in a lifetime?
Strive to take over the world.

113. What's the first thing you do when you sign on to Illest?
Lurk.

114. Have you ever went directly from Illest to porn or the other way around?
No.

115. Are you on any forums that you'd rather not admit?
No.

116. Have you ever left someone feedback but didn't read or listen to the entire piece?
No.

117. Is there someone you think is completely horrible, but you're friends with them and lie?
No.

118. Who on Illest would you most like to get drunk with of the opposite sex.?
First post, so, you the reader.

b. same sex?
You?

119. Would you consider yourself out of shape?
A little.

120. The best kind of sex is:
The free kind.
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Double.FL wrote:0. What is your name? Ashley

1. If you could spit on britney spears, without being caught, would you?
No. Fa wat

2. Have you ever kissed anything aside from a human being, what was it?No


3. If you could tell george bush one thing, what would it be?
Your useless bitch

4. Whats the biggest thing you've ever killed?

5. Whats the nastiest thing you've ever taken a picture of?
Uh. .

6. What is the oddest enviroment you've peed in?
Parkin lot behind da car

7. Whats the nastiest thing you've ever picked up?
fresh dog shit

8. What do you hate the most' bout your physical self?
i dont hate nothin but i guess my ears

9. Do you flush AND wash ALL the time?
Yur. if i happen ta be in da parkin lot again,lol, i always got sanitizer or wipes

10. Do you ever take the phone to the can with you?
Yup

11. What's the nastiest thing you have ever taken a picture of?
Dam didn you ask dis already

12 (guys) would you wax your stomach for a girl?


12b. (girls) Would you cut off all your hair for a guy?
i guess so fa da v.a cuz it'll always come back

13. If you ever have kids, what will be the reason?
fa da experience and fa a part of me ta still be here when im gone

14. Have you ever gotten your tounge stuck to something metal?
no

15. Would you rather have aids or have no legs and one arm?
no legs and one arm

16. Where is your favorite place to be?
in my own space

17. Who would you most like to meet that is not famous?
great grandparents

18. One person from your past you wish you could go back and talk to?grandpa


19. If you could go into the future and tell yourself one thing, what would it be?Nothings perfect and neva try ta change yaself ta make somebody else happy


20. Favorite physical feature of the opposite sex?
stomach,eyes, and lips

21. Least favorite place to be?
somewher wit stupid ass people

22. Do you believe in an afterlife?
yea weatha it be heaven or hell

22b. Would you go to heaven or hell, if so?
Heaven cuz your free and happy. Why would you want ta burn fa eternity

23. Identify some things surrounding your computer?
speakers, flowers, candles, picture and Bible.

24. Do you prefer large crowds or small groups?
small groups

25. So you wake up, and there's this person beside you. They seem to be pretty happy and naked, and you're thinking, hey, where's my arm? Was it a friday or a tuesday, what building are you in, and what kind of bed is it?
Around em, Tuesday, apt complex. water bed

26. If you were chillin, minding you own business, and all of a sudden a barrage of wild goats came and attacked everyone in sight, what kind of pants would you be wearing?
denim

27. Life is going well, you have money and a great family. Someone comes along that completely changes your life and you instantly fall in love, which is involuntary. What do you do?
il look past it cuz i wouldn do anything dat would hurt my "great family"

28. Would you rather be camping or staying at a hotel?
hotel. fuck all da bugs and shit

29. Do you have Piercings/tattoos?
yea

29a. If you got any/more, what would you want where would you want them?i dont know wat it would be but i would want my tattoos on leg, lower back and chest maybe


29b. Are you ever going to get any?


30. What's the stupidest thing u have ever done?
bein wit da wrong group wreckin shit

31. Last dream you can remember?
mom goin in a buildin mad as hell and comin out in a stretcher

32. Do you have a talent that nobody on Illest knows about?
I have alot, i can sing, cook, play instrument, dance, write poetry, draw etc

33. If you could change one thing about yourself what would it be?
be more outgoin round people i dont kno

34. Are you more afraid to be old and grey or young and dead?

yung and dead
35. Is cheerleading a sport?
yes

36. How many licks does it take to get to the centre of a tootsie pop? shit i dont kno i aint lickin


37. You ever got an advance from a friend of the same sex?
no but dey a look at me dat one way

38. Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
egg

39. Which is worse: someone with an annoying voice talking to you or someone that keeps sniffling?
voice

39b. Someone that keeps changing the channels on you or someone that flips the radio?flip radio


40. Do u believe in love at first sight
no i believe in lust at first sight doe

40b. If no, Do you believe in love at all?
yes

41. Name 2 bands/genres most people don't know you like?
um i like carrie underwood, and linkin park i guess

42. Name 3 habits you have?
playin wit my fingers, tappin foot, laughin at dum shit

43. Name a random fact about yourself?
im tall 5'9

44. Silver, gold or platinum?
platinum

45. Silly or serious relationship?
both cuz everything dont gotta be serious all da time and ima silly person

46. Have you ever disected something?
yes in anatomy

47. Favourite Sports athlete?
black wr on da patriots

48. Name 3 drinks you regularly drink?
lemonade water and grape pop


49. Name something you'd never wear?

somethin see through ta any event. of course in bedroom doe
50. Name four scents you love?
perfume,cologne,cake, bbq

51. Would you rather go on a date with someone you were having a relationship with or go on a vacation with a friend?
date

52. Paper or plastic?
plastic

53. Sausage or pepperoni?
pepperoni

54. What is the hardest thing you've ever done?
let my guard down

55. Can you unhook a bra with only one hand?
yea not dat i need to

56. Croutons or Bacon Bits?

croutons
57. 7up or Sprite?
sprite

58. Favorite Cartoon Character?
tweety

59. Reason For being in the hospital last?
grandpa died

60. Most annoying question people ask you?
u model

61. Last Movie you saw in the theater?
dam i barely go to da show any more but i think 300

62. Are you double jointed?yup


63. Can you raise one eyebrow at a time?
no, why would i

64. Can you blow smoke rings?
neva tried

65. Can you roll your tongue?
yur

66. Scrabble or Monopoly?

monopoly
67. Can you flare your nostrils?
lol yes

68. Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it?
twirl

69. What utensils, if any, do you use to eat pizza?

nun
70. Do you cook?
yes

71. How often do you shower/bathe?

everyday, twice when i work
72. Hair drying method?

towel
73. Are you a spitter?
no

74. Favourite clothing brand?
dont have a fav, wear anythin dat look gud

75. Shoe brand?
same as with clothes, mostly where air force one's doe when i dont hav on heels

76. Name one thing you are obsessed with?

success
77.Have you ever skinny-dipped with the opposite sex?
no

b. Same sex??
no

78. What's your sleeping position?

north
79. Do you use a blanket even when it's hot out?
yea

80. Pool or hot tub?
pool

81. Rain or Snow?
snow

82. Whats the last CD that you went out and bought?
carter 3

83. What's more important? Strong in body or strong in mind?
mind

84. Dream Car?
lexus dont kno da number

85. Whats in the trunk of your car?
shit

86. Whats the first thing you do when you wake up in the morning?
lay down fa a lil bit,den piss, den brush teeth and wash face

87. Storms - badass or scary?

badass
88. Where do you shop at the most?
shoe sto

89. What sports, if any, do you play?
basketball and track i like football too

90. What turns you on?

when niggas say exactly wat dey want and how dey want it
91. What turns you off?
liars and stupid people

92. Do you hope to turn out like your parents?
strong like dem but dont act like em dey crazy

93. Are you a morning person?

hell na
94. Do you go to church?

no, wish i could sometimes doe
95.Do you have a job? If so, what is it. If not, why the fuck not?
yes, olive garden

96. Do you believe in ghosts?
no, wait yea had a lil experience

97. Do you still watch movies on VHS?
no

98. How do you like your women/men?
strong minded, honest, sexy, say how dey feel, prefer brown dark skin

99. What is your idea of perfect happiness?
nothins perfect

100. Which historical figure do you most identify with?
mlk, lincoln and tubman

101. What is the trait you most deplore in others?
stupidness and lyin fa no fuckin reason

102. What do you consider your greatest achievement?
not lettin anybody get in da way of my goals

103. If you could be granted one wish, what would it be?

for everyone to be happy
104. What would eat if you had no ethics?
dont kno

105. If you had to exist on one food for the rest of your life, what would it be?hamburgers


106. What would you eat for your last meal on earth?
some shit u eat like on thanksgivin in Christmas

107. Pick up the closest book and write a sentence at random from it. "Pray for your friends"
.

108. Would you rather chew gum or use mouthwash and why?
chew gum cuz it last longer and you can always stick anotha one in

109. Was fuzzy wuzzy a bear?
hell if i kno

110. Have you ever lied to get off the phone or out of talking to someone online?
yea, jus ta be nice doe lol

111. What's your favorite color of post-it note?
red

112. What would you say is the most daring thing to do in a lifetime?live da life that wont do anything but hurt u


113. What's the first thing you do when you sign on to Illest?
go ta cyphers

114. Have you ever went directly from Illest to porn or the other way around?no


115. Are you on any forums that you'd rather not admit?
no

116. Have you ever left someone feedback but didn't read or listen to the entire piece?no


117. Is there someone you think is completely horrible, but you're friends with them and lie?no my friends aint perfect doe i tell em dey flaws sometimes


118. Who on Illest would you most like to get drunk with of the opposite sex.?idk


b. same sex?idk
no

119. Would you consider yourself out of shape?
nope

120. The best kind of sex is:
angry
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